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Fozzie Bear
Jun 4, 2000

Rockin' out at the god damn bank
I lived with a guy in college that kept installing bonzai buddy over and over again, he thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Bonzi Buddy did bring us this video, so maybe it's not all bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Bonzi Buddy did bring us this video, so maybe it's not all bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

noicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjtkMCLRf-M

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Bonzi Buddy did bring us this video, so maybe it's not all bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

Oh thank you for this link.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Fozzie Bear posted:

I lived with a guy in college that kept installing bonzai buddy over and over again, he thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

I had to run a bank of computers in a public library back in the day. There was an employee who would not stop installing bonzai buddy, limewire, kazaa, and every other piece of crap on every single computer. I spent most of my time just reinstalling the damned things. The boss' response: "Maybe the kids will think it's cute." The boss actually told me to knock it off at one point because I was irritating said employee.

"Well, then you can delete all of his bestiality porn before the kids show up."

Nothing changed. :(

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

benito posted:

I had to run a bank of computers in a public library back in the day. There was an employee who would not stop installing bonzai buddy, limewire, kazaa, and every other piece of crap on every single computer. I spent most of my time just reinstalling the damned things. The boss' response: "Maybe the kids will think it's cute." The boss actually told me to knock it off at one point because I was irritating said employee.

"Well, then you can delete all of his bestiality porn before the kids show up."

Nothing changed. :(

Congrats on kinkshaming your boss.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Smelly posted:

Congrats on kinkshaming your boss.

What do you call it when your kink is watching other people get off on their kinks?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A groupie?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Thanks, I just developed a nervous tic from this.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
I'm having fun trying to remember all the programs stuffed into the taskbar.
BearShare, Morpheus, couple of other P2P programs, Winamp...and that purple W that I can't quite recall but I think it was a gaming thing

Dooky Dingo
Feb 17, 2011

Gym badge day is a VERY dangerous day!

WebDog posted:

I'm having fun trying to remember all the programs stuffed into the taskbar.
BearShare, Morpheus, couple of other P2P programs, Winamp...and that purple W that I can't quite recall but I think it was a gaming thing

WildTangent.
Sadly, some of their games were pretty fun.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


You know you want to. http://getbonzibuddy.com/

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Lotish posted:

What do you call it when your kink is watching other people get off on their kinks?

Kinkception

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

budgieinspector posted:



On the line between "funny" and "awesome", depending on how you feel about themed toilets.

Would be a lot more impressive if it was book accurate


Having to climb steps to poo poo and having your poop fall down several feet would be pretty neat.

Having a rather high chance of cutting yourself on the toilet would also make sure you didn't sit too long on it.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Apr 15, 2015

Diet Sodium
Apr 29, 2009
I'm really holding out that they'll release kabal as a character. They could do so much with him

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

f-tron posted:

I'm really holding out that they'll release kabal as a character. They could do so much with him

I too cannot wait for Kabal's introduction to GoT.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Fozzie Bear posted:

I lived with a guy in college that kept installing bonzai buddy over and over again, he thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

We did that to one of my friends in college once. We also tried installing a subliminal message program telling him to shave his head, but it was crap and went way too slow to be unnoticed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

My bane.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Allahu snakbar

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Close enough

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

SLOSifl posted:

Allahu snakbar

Impressively ignorant on two levels. If intentional that's even more impressive.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


mind the walrus posted:

Impressively ignorant on two levels. If intentional that's even more impressive.
I'm not a native Chinese speaker either.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Am I missing something sensical here?

Diet Sodium
Apr 29, 2009

rydiafan posted:

Am I missing something sensical here?

goon heaven

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

f-tron posted:

goon heaven

Ahahah oh man those wacky goons. hahah "GOONS!"



Theres a pile of McDonalds, an asian woman making a fishy face in a snuggy, and a painted on barbie doll. Explain yourself. Or did you just see the McDonalds and rush to get the "LOLs"?



VV
That doesn't really explain anything. Just brings up more questions.
Who is that?

Johnny Aztec has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Apr 15, 2015

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


That's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Johnny Aztec posted:

Ahahah oh man those wacky goons. hahah "GOONS!"



Theres a pile of McDonalds, an asian woman making a fishy face in a snuggy, and a painted on barbie doll. Explain yourself. Or did you just see the McDonalds and rush to get the "LOLs"?



VV
That doesn't really explain anything. Just brings up more questions.
Who is that?

She's a J-pop star who's done weird cutesy videos that go along with her music. This isn't even her final form.

Diet Sodium
Apr 29, 2009

Johnny Aztec posted:

Ahahah oh man those wacky goons. hahah "GOONS!"



Theres a pile of McDonalds, an asian woman making a fishy face in a snuggy, and a painted on barbie doll. Explain yourself. Or did you just see the McDonalds and rush to get

I saw mcdonalds and rushed in for the lulz. Im really hungry. Good job on totally calling me out though. God tier slam bro! Noice!

mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom
I thought it was a pile of McDonalds and a realdoll

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

mpyro posted:

I thought it was a pile of McDonalds and a realdoll

Same.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
The spoonstraws are for drinking/eating a slush.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

monkeytennis posted:

The spoonstraws are for drinking/eating a slush.

Yeah but what are poon straws for?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Jibo posted:

Yeah but what are poon straws for?

Eating/drinking a poon.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Aztec posted:

Who is that?



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bobby Digital posted:

Eating/drinking a poon.


Look how pleased he seems.

stringball
Mar 17, 2009


The fact that he actually did this (assuming its real or whatever, same goes with similar stuff) means they probably would buy a new one because it worked in the past

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

stringball posted:

The fact that he actually did this (assuming its real or whatever, same goes with similar stuff) means they probably would buy a new one because it worked in the past

There's a 99.5% chance it's bullshit. However, I have known three individuals in my lifetime who were spoiled enough to actually do something like that. The parents were exactly what you imagine when you picture someone who has a kid that would smash an expensive toy because it's the wrong color or whatever.

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Centripetal Horse posted:

There's a 99.5% chance it's bullshit. However, I have known three individuals in my lifetime who were spoiled enough to actually do something like that. The parents were exactly what you imagine when you picture someone who has a kid that would smash an expensive toy because it's the wrong color or whatever.

I knew a kid in high school whose parents bought him a second car for when his first was in the shop from crashing it. Just as a backup.

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