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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

You're a dead man, Charlie Brown

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Lanky_Nibz
Apr 30, 2008

We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.

jess posted:

Definitely tasteless:



Ah man at first glance I thought this was the screaming druid. That's legitimately dissapointing.

Fake edit:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Boru posted:

Ah man at first glance I thought this was the screaming druid. That's legitimately dissapointing.

What is it actually? because all I see is The Dude wearing a hoodie over the onomatopoeia of a fart sound.

I already know I'm not going to like the answer. :(

Lord Colby Jack
Sep 7, 2010

Fus Ro Dah

CzarChasm posted:

What is it actually? because all I see is The Dude wearing a hoodie over the onomatopoeia of a fart sound.

I already know I'm not going to like the answer. :(

gently caress Her Right In The Pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG72vgqNSVE

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Somehow I missed that whole thing, but it turns out it was fake anyway (hoodie dude hired actors to pretend to be newscasters). Primo tattoo choice!

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

jess posted:

Definitely tasteless:



It looks like the oriole's about to take him out.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Boru posted:

Ah man at first glance I thought this was the screaming druid. That's legitimately dissapointing.

Fake edit:



How come this *isn't* a tattoo somewhere?

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


RESPECT MY GRIND

ED-E My Love
Feb 26, 2014

The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland

Chippy will never be tasteless :colbert:

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

This is (was) tattooed on a guy named "ASAP Yams" who managed the hip hop group the "ASAP Mob". Apparently he died a month or two ago of xanax/oxycontin combo related respiratory failure.


If you get a tattoo of Xanax bars, you can rest assured you probably won't live too long.

ED-E My Love has a new favorite as of 04:42 on Apr 14, 2015

ED-E My Love
Feb 26, 2014

The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland
Double post

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
That may be the worst thing I have ever seen. Jesus Christ. WTF.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Ho man, that is glorious.


e: it just gets funnier the longer you stare.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

It looks like the person did this by themselves. Where is the moon?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
drat. Reading this thread a month before I'm about to get my first tattoo was a bad idea. I'm constantly checking my artist's instagram to make sure I'm not loving myself.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Grump posted:

drat. Reading this thread a month before I'm about to get my first tattoo was a bad idea. I'm constantly checking my artist's instagram to make sure I'm not loving myself.

The fact that you are waiting at least a month between deciding and getting it, and the fact that you can book a time a month in advance means that you're pretty safe. Unless you want anime porn on your penis I guess.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
Already booked a date and sent the deposit. I'm from Philly, but still up at school. Gotta wait until I go home.

but he's pretty good, so I'm not worried. Just paranoid is all: https://instagram.com/andyrobinsontattoo/

teen phone cutie has a new favorite as of 20:44 on Apr 14, 2015

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

BonHair posted:

The fact that you are waiting at least a month between deciding and getting it, and the fact that you can book a time a month in advance means that you're pretty safe. Unless you want anime porn on your penis I guess.

What if it's quality and well-done anime porn on his penis though?

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
Tasteless tattoo thread. Quality notwithstanding.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?


This one is interesting. I went to high school with this girl. Her last name is Martini so she got one tattooed on the back of her neck.
The lines are all wonky (uneven on the sides and the top of the glass has a sharp side) and as far as I know, she doesn't have any other major visible tattoos, so getting one on the neck seems very bold.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Male Tears posted:

This one is interesting. I went to high school with this girl. Her last name is Martini so she got one tattooed on the back of her neck.

That is so corny. That is something someone would suggest to you and you roll your eyes at.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I think that one's kinda cute, but what the heck kinda parents name their kid Martini?

Is her father Don Draper or something?

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude

Zaphod42 posted:

I think that one's kinda cute, but what the heck kinda parents name their kid Martini?


The kind of parents whose name is also Martini.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Girls getting a tattoo on the back of their neck is the least bold kind of bold, put your hair down and it's gone.

Lonjon
Jun 26, 2007

Books are the real treasures of the world!
Fun Shoe

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

RESPECT MY GRIND


Tired of competing roasters mocking his indie coffee shop, Jeff the barista gets a tattoo that will demand admiration from his rivals.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Decrepus posted:

That is so corny. That is something someone would suggest to you and you roll your eyes at.

A friend of a friend is a man who has the first name of a famous cartoon character and the last name of Gamblin. So naturally he has a tattoo of said cartoon character playing dice.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Sailor Jerry and Sailor Jerry's don't mix.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

bummer dude posted:

The kind of parents whose name is also Martini.

:doh: last name

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Grump posted:

Already booked a date and sent the deposit. I'm from Philly, but still up at school. Gotta wait until I go home.

but he's pretty good, so I'm not worried. Just paranoid is all: https://instagram.com/andyrobinsontattoo/

Please tell me you're getting either a pickle in a jar, or a cat in the shape of a loaf of bread !

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You can always count on Facebook.

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010

Grump posted:

Already booked a date and sent the deposit. I'm from Philly, but still up at school. Gotta wait until I go home.

but he's pretty good, so I'm not worried. Just paranoid is all: https://instagram.com/andyrobinsontattoo/


This one is hilarious.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

mustard_tiger posted:

This one is hilarious.


This is so good and so cute :kimchi:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Picnic Princess posted:

You can always count on Facebook.



This one looks like Red Skull awkwardly playing an upside down saxophone made out of someone's spine.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Istari posted:

Please tell me you're getting either a pickle in a jar, or a cat in the shape of a loaf of bread !

That's the kind of poo poo that made me choose him. I'm getting this: http://pokemondungeon.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1&pid=760#top_display_media

For content, some local place on campus has this on their Facebook page. My friends went to this place a couple semesters ago, and I was beyond angry because one friend is from Boston and the other from Philly, so why not find some top-notch artist? There's a pretty similar tattoo on the earlier pages of this thread.




and this poo poo too:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/1omUaU0.jpg :nws:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Apr 16, 2015

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

conehead

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me
From imgur:



"My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it."

No, it doesn't.

Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Apr 15, 2015

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Psychobabble! posted:

From imgur:



"My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it."

No, it doesn't.

I dunno, there's a kind of Outsider Art charm to it. It kind of looks like a cave painting

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

mustard_tiger posted:

This one is hilarious.


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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Fatkraken posted:

I dunno, there's a kind of Outsider Art charm to it. It kind of looks like a cave painting

It's even got a tiny tear from being such a lovely tattoo.

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