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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

DaveWoo posted:

Speaking of Cuba, here's Jeb Bush on the issue:

Not an unreasonable point, considering Cuban terrorists like Posada are still out there. State sponsors of terrorism is serious stuff.

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whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fulchrum posted:

So baiting the Republicans into calling her a bitch?


And just because you pretend that you stood on the sidelines and were uninvolved doesn't mean you freaking are.

Edmund Burke said that all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. By not voting for the lesser of two evils in a two party system, you are indirectly voting for the greater, awarding him the abscence of a vote for his opponent, which from his perspective is just as good.

So you can sit there and pretend that you have a clear conscience if this poo poo goes tits up, but despite your self delusion, it will still be on you. So, is it that you actually want to do the right thing, or do you want to feel smugly superior and pretend to be above it all?


I'm currently hoping for her debating Kevin Spacey and Joulia Louis-Dreyfus, both in character.

I'm being serious here. That'd make for some drat great TV.

Also Ben Wyatt, which we all know became the President in the End.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

DaveWoo posted:

Speaking of Cuba, here's Jeb Bush on the issue:

You'd think a former governor of Florida would have more insight into the Cuban situation. At least Rubio is being consistent with Cuba, even if his statements are ridiculous.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

DaveWoo posted:

Speaking of Cuba, here's Jeb Bush on the issue:

man I can't wait until Lindsey Graham starts campaigning and forces everybody to be more up-front about their foreign-policy belligerence

harder to do all these softball "ah well what I'd have to do is re-assess the dynamics at play but certainly I would consider positioning us against that nation, if it were warranted," things when the bub across from you is going full "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!", to thunderous applause.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One of the debate questions for presidential candidates should be asking them to list in order which three countries they are most in favor of bombing at the time of asking. This should be the first question in the debate, and the moderator should be instructed to keep asking it until it is actually answered such that it cannot just be sidestepped unless the canidate(s) want to just forfeit all other debate time.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Tender Bender posted:

Well, this is what you see when you encounter an error on her official website:



That's certainly something. :stare:

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nietzschean posted:

One of the debate questions for presidential candidates should be asking them to list in order which three countries they are most in favor of bombing at the time of asking. This should be the first question in the debate, and the moderator should be instructed to keep asking it until it is actually answered such that it cannot just be sidestepped unless the canidate(s) want to just forfeit all other debate time.

Wouldn't it be an easy "Syria, Yemen, Iraq" answer?

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

whatever7 posted:

Wouldn't it be an easy "Syria, Yemen, Iraq" answer?

I would have thought North Korea might be in there - maybe instead of Yemen?

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

whatever7 posted:

Wouldn't it be an easy "Syria, Yemen, Iraq" answer?

nah bud you got to stick with the countries the Electorate has heard of

"Russia, China, Iran/England"

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

PupsOfWar posted:

nah bud you got to stick with the countries the Electorate has heard of

"Russia, China, Iran/England"

Don't forget "Kenya".

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi. Next question.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

sullat posted:

Not an unreasonable point, considering Cuban terrorists like Posada are still out there. State sponsors of terrorism is serious stuff.

Arrest John McCain then.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Don't forget "Kenya".



"New York, California, Chicago."

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

PupsOfWar posted:

"New York, California, Chicago"

D&D is totally onboard for the third one thanks to MIGF.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Raskolnikov38 posted:

D&D is totally onboard for the third one thanks to MIGF.

I would have gone with "Vermont" but I reckon most folks either never heard of that or believe it is in Europe.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

PupsOfWar posted:

"New York, California, Chicago."

"The Union"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

sullat posted:

Not an unreasonable point, considering Cuban terrorists like Posada are still out there. State sponsors of terrorism is serious stuff.

:golfclap: it is indeed.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Give-no-fucks-I'm-livin'-in-the-Magnum-House Obama

Almost wouldn't surprise me if he just peaced out and we never saw him again

Unfortunately, Obama gives the impression of being one of those suckers who may have gone into public life to try and make a positive difference, so even if he does take a vacation and is effectively free and clear with a pile of money and no need to endure politics ever again, I suspect he'll still return to the game.

What are the rules regarding a sitting President campaigning on behalf of a candidate to replace them? Can Obama do some campaigning for Hillary? Maybe give a speech at the convention? I remember Bush was pretty scarce during McCain's campaign but he was also radioactive at the time, especially once the economic crisis was in full swing.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Dolash posted:

Unfortunately, Obama gives the impression of being one of those suckers who may have gone into public life to try and make a positive difference, so even if he does take a vacation and is effectively free and clear with a pile of money and no need to endure politics ever again, I suspect he'll still return to the game.

What are the rules regarding a sitting President campaigning on behalf of a candidate to replace them? Can Obama do some campaigning for Hillary? Maybe give a speech at the convention? I remember Bush was pretty scarce during McCain's campaign but he was also radioactive at the time, especially once the economic crisis was in full swing.

I think it's allowed with certain rules regarding resource usage.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Barack Obama's worst legacy will be convincing Senators, especially freshmen, that they too can be President

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Fulchrum posted:

So baiting the Republicans into calling her a bitch?


And just because you pretend that you stood on the sidelines and were uninvolved doesn't mean you freaking are.

Edmund Burke said that all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. By not voting for the lesser of two evils in a two party system, you are indirectly voting for the greater, awarding him the abscence of a vote for his opponent, which from his perspective is just as good.

So you can sit there and pretend that you have a clear conscience if this poo poo goes tits up, but despite your self delusion, it will still be on you. So, is it that you actually want to do the right thing, or do you want to feel smugly superior and pretend to be above it all?


I'm currently hoping for her debating Kevin Spacey and Joulia Louis-Dreyfus, both in character.

I'm being serious here. That'd make for some drat great TV.

I would honestly rather toss my vote or vote for a third party. But that's just me :shrug:

E:

Any word that Sanders is going to run? I am out of the states right now and hard to follow the news closely.

Enigma89 fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 15, 2015

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

mooyashi posted:

Barack Obama's worst legacy will be convincing Senators, especially freshmen, that they too can be President


One and done should be limited to college basketball.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Except I think college athletes should be paid

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013


"The Union, Unions, Union Pacific Rail"

Remember: conservatives hate trains.

mooyashi posted:

Except I think college athletes should be paid

Not enough to save you from the guillotine, friend.

FunkyFjord
Jul 18, 2004



Enigma89 posted:

E:

Any word that Sanders is going to run? I am out of the states right now and hard to follow the news closely.

People who are better at analyzing these thing than I: I don't really think Bernie is going to run, and while we're quite a ways away from the Dems actually picking a candidate I think Hillary is going to be the nominee because she's had momentum and support building around her long before she announced, and I think that's a good indication that she's going to completely trounce whoever ends up driving the clown car of the right. But suppose Sanders did get the nomination, would he have just as good of a chance of besting whoever the GOP candidate ends up being? I really don't think he would, but I don't know how tight that race would be or if he'd actually loose. What do you guys think?

Those would be some really fun debates though.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Sanders would get annihilated versus virtually any GOP nominee. He's a self described socialist in a time and place (USA, 2015) where socialism is literally a dirty word to the majority of the country, even if a huge portion of those people who "hate" socialism actually support many of its principles, they just don't know them under that name.

He's also not particularly well known. Because of his politics he'd have difficulty getting financial support for his campaign, i.e. the same reason we DnDers like him, the corporate pimps who do a lot of political contribution wouldn't touch him, and it's currently a huge money game until the rules are changed.

But he'd never get the Democratic nomination for the same reasons.

Edit: Also, he's not even a member of the Democratic Party. Parties don't nominate someone who isn't even officially in their party, regardless if he caucuses with them and if his politics are admired by a significant portion of the base.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Sanders said he would run last year, I thought. He was planning on being 2016's Kucinich, but smarter.

Dolash posted:

Unfortunately, Obama gives the impression of being one of those suckers who may have gone into public life to try and make a positive difference, so even if he does take a vacation and is effectively free and clear with a pile of money and no need to endure politics ever again, I suspect he'll still return to the game.

Obama will be like Carter, annoying the GOP for decades to come doing things to help people and talking poo poo about the them in interviews.

Unless he gets appointed to SCOTUS, of course, then it's time for maximum trolling.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Apr 15, 2015

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Bernie's more a social democrat than a honest-to-god socialist. Record's not too far off from the lefty wing of the official democratic party when all's said and done.

If he hadn't gone out of his way to describe himself as a socialist, he could probably stand a fightin' chance against a sufficiently bad Republican nominee, despite his crotchetiness lack of a personal monied donor-base like the Clintons have. But he did, and that is the kiss of death.

Another hypothetical Democrat who pulled off some miracle victory over Clinton, running with a similar platform to Bernie but less baggage? That would be a different question. But that person does not exist right now.

As discontented as we Internet Liberals get with Obama, someone like him is more or less the best plausible case for the forseeable future. Charismatic enough to entice the liberal base, moderate enough to avoid putting off the Very Serious neoliberal operators and donors.

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Apr 15, 2015

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Looking like Doc Brown doesn't exactly bode well for him either, since we seem to be living in an age of telegenic presidents.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

SedanChair posted:

Looking like Doc Brown doesn't exactly bode well for him either, since we seem to be living in an age of telegenic presidents.

I always thought he looked (and sounded) more like Larry David.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Enigma89 posted:

I would honestly rather toss my vote or vote for a third party. But that's just me :shrug:
So smugly superior. Gotcha.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

The bottom of that graph reminds me of something...

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Has Marco given any indication that he'll also be running to keep his Senate seat? Because he's up for reelection this year. I assume while he's still in the primary he will be, but after that if he actually gets the nomination? I know there have been instances of VP candidates also running for their Senate seat (Lieberman in 2000 comes to mind) but I can't think of if it's happened for a party's actual Presidential candidate. Seems like it would be seen as showing a lack of confidence.

Basically, I want to know if I should encourage Republicans friends to vote for Rubio in the primary, if it means we get an open Senate seat here in Florida.

edit: Never mind, just found out it's illegal in Florida to be on the ballot for two different offices, and Rubio said he will not be running for reelection. Meaning this could be the political end of him for years to come, at best, if he loses. Oh you stupid bastard, thank you.

thrawn527 fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Apr 15, 2015

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




sullat posted:

Not an unreasonable point, considering Cuban terrorists like Posada are still out there. State sponsors of terrorism is serious stuff.

I hate to do "YEAH BUT THE UNITED STATES...!!" but my country is the largest state sponsor of terror in the world. Saying it's a legitimate cause for concern towards diplomatic relations is a big joke. If state sponsors of terrorism was actually a problem for US diplomacy, we wouldn't be so aggressively allied with Saudi Arabia what with numerous princes giving significant moneys out to serious terrorist organizations.

In the world of realpolitik, it doesn't matter how much bad blood is between two people if you both have something to gain.

Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Apr 15, 2015

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Nelson Mandingo posted:

I hate to do "YEAH BUT THE UNITED STATES...!!" but my country is the largest state sponsor of terror in the world. Saying it's a legitimate cause for concern towards diplomatic relations is a big joke. If state sponsors of terrorism was actually a problem for US diplomacy, we wouldn't be so aggressively allied with Saudi Arabia what with numerous princes giving significant moneys out to serious terrorist organizations.

In the world of realpolitik, it doesn't matter how much bad blood is between two people if you both have something to gain.

Posada was a US sponsored terrorist, Yay.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Dolash posted:

Unfortunately, Obama gives the impression of being one of those suckers who may have gone into public life to try and make a positive difference, so even if he does take a vacation and is effectively free and clear with a pile of money and no need to endure politics ever again, I suspect he'll still return to the game.

What are the rules regarding a sitting President campaigning on behalf of a candidate to replace them? Can Obama do some campaigning for Hillary? Maybe give a speech at the convention? I remember Bush was pretty scarce during McCain's campaign but he was also radioactive at the time, especially once the economic crisis was in full swing.

Obama can campaign all he wants for Hillary.

I think Obama will want to spend post-President years taking on the whole "elder statesman" role that Carter/Clinton took on.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




GreyPowerVan posted:

Posada was a US sponsored terrorist, Yay.

:doh: Probably should only shitpost, after coffee.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

GreyPowerVan posted:

Posada was a US sponsored terrorist, Yay.


Yeah, we have conducted far more terrorist attacks on Cuba than they have on us. Same is true for Iran, funnily enough.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://wonkette.com/582819/surprise-marco-rubios-church-is-full-of-demon-wrasslers-gay-haters-and-creationist-derp

http://www.twocare.org/anti-gay-policy-exorcisms-and-creationism-at-marco-rubios-miami-church/

quote:

Marco Rubio has two churches in Miami. One, as you might imagine, is the Catholic kind, because the Cuban-American Rubio is Catholic. The other one is a ginormous Baptist affair, featuring demon-wrasslin’, homo-hatin,’ and a sincerely held religious belief that Jesus rode a dinosaur. But how can a person be both Catholic and Baptist at the same time?

So Rubio has his own Jeremiah Wright, but Palin wasn't criticized for her church members speaking in tongues and Jindal hasn't really been bothered with his exorcisms, so I wouldn't expect much out of this. Perhaps the Catholic and Baptists at the same time thing, but that might be seen as being extra religious and an asset.

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