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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

He's a postal employee.

First both a Clinton and a Bush in an upcoming national election, and now the return of disgruntled postal workers. It really is the goddamn nineties all over again. *rollerblades to a Smashing Pumpkins concert in a disaffected fashion*

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Put Obama's Choom Gang picture on the Trillion Dollar Bill

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
General question, why aren't forced marriages illegal in America?

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Venom Snake posted:

I'm quite proud of my family history, so knowing my ancestors were slave owners isn't exactly pleasant.

lol

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Death to anyone who can trace their ancestry back more than two generations.

Geneology is a bourgoise affectation.

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Apr 15, 2015

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




PupsOfWar posted:

Death to anyone who can trace their ancestry back more than two generations.

Geneology is a bourgoise affectation.

Two generations? You know some people have great grandparents alive, right?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


One of my grandfathers was born in 1875. I'm in my 30s.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

ReidRansom posted:

One of my grandfathers was born in 1875. I'm in my 30s.

When were your parents born :psyduck:

Jerry Manderbilt fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Apr 15, 2015

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

silvergoose posted:

Two generations? You know some people have great grandparents alive, right?

And death to them.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
John Tyler, the 10th President of the US (1841-45) has two living grandsons.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Jerry Manderbilt posted:

when were your parents born :psyduck:

The 40s. Dad's dad was still getting it on as an old man. With his 25 years younger wife. He had tattoos that were indistinct blobs by the time my dad saw them, didn't marry until he was in his 40s, and apparently his sisters don't know what he did with himself for a long while after the Spanish American War, so there's no telling what the gently caress.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

FlamingLiberal posted:

Put Obama's Choom Gang picture on the Trillion Dollar Bill

The ultimate troll would be Kenya putting Obama on their money.

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

FlamingLiberal posted:

Put Obama's Choom Gang picture on the Trillion Dollar Bill

For when we finally mint the trillion dollar platinum coin to pay down the debt, the only appropriate choice is Ron Paul's face.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Just put Biden in different poses on everything

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Just put Biden in different poses on everything

You know, and here I was holding up Texas as the model for gaffeocracy.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

ReidRansom posted:

The 40s. Dad's dad was still getting it on as an old man. With his 25 years younger wife. He had tattoos that were indistinct blobs by the time my dad saw them, didn't marry until he was in his 40s, and apparently his sisters don't know what he did with himself for a long while after the Spanish American War, so there's no telling what the gently caress.

Same here but not maybe that old. Gramps was born in "aught 4" and gramma was 19 when they were married and 22 year younger than he.

There's a rumor around the family that gramps was gay and married in order to avoid getting outed.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
HOLD. THE. PHONE. SIDEWAYS. :argh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giv8wy-9lEI

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Just put Biden in different poses on everything

Biden dressed up as different presidents while cruising in his vette.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Early reports were that he'd landed on the White House lawn so Twitter was going crazy with the "UGH OBAMA CAN'T EVEN DEFEND HIS FRONT YARD" brigade.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Just put Biden in different poses on everything

Each currency will also feature ice cream.

http://joebideneatsicecream.tumblr.com

There's plenty to choose from!

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
Coins with concentric parts of different material that you can use as a gyroscope.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Just implant a chip in every citizen with P2P payment capability along with a government debit account and eliminate physical currency.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Just implant a chip in every citizen with P2P payment capability along with a government debit account and eliminate physical currency.

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads,
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom.
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ReidRansom posted:

One of my grandfathers was born in 1875. I'm in my 30s.

I'm 22 and my maternal grandparents died over 10 years ago when they were in their 80s. They had my mother very late in life, a good 10 years after their 7 sons and shortly before menopause would have kicked in. If my mom had me at the same age that her mom had her, I'd still be in school a century after my grandmother was born.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Luigi Thirty posted:

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads,
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom.
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Oh hey it's the literal unironic reason that biometrics have been so hard to implement in the US.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

pathetic little tramp posted:

Early reports were that he'd landed on the White House lawn so Twitter was going crazy with the "UGH OBAMA CAN'T EVEN DEFEND HIS FRONT YARD" brigade.

This really wasn't out of the blue. He started planning this two years ago, told his local paper about it months ago, and the paper notified the secret service today shortly after he took off.

Here's the text of his letter that he ironically failed to deliver:

quote:

Consider the following statement by John Kerry in his farewell speech to the Senate —
"The unending chase for money I believe threatens to steal our democracy itself. They know it. They know we know it. And yet, Nothing Happens!" — John Kerry, 2-13
In a July 2012 Gallup poll, 87% tagged corruption in the federal government as extremely important or very important, placing this issue just barely behind job creation. According to Gallup, public faith in Congress is at a 41-year record low, 7%. (June 2014) Kerry is correct. The popular perception outside the DC beltway is that the federal government is corrupt and the US Congress is the major problem. As a voter, I'm a member of the only political body with authority over Congress. I'm demanding reform and declaring a voter's rebellion in a manner consistent with Jefferson's description of rights in the Declaration of Independence. As a member of Congress, you have three options.
1. You may pretend corruption does not exist.
2. You may pretend to oppose corruption while you sabotage reform.
3. You may actively participate in real reform.
If you're considering option 1, you may wonder if voters really know what the 'chase for money' is. Your dismal and declining popularity documented by Gallup suggests we know, but allow a few examples, by no means a complete list. That these practices are legal does not make them right! Obviously, it is Congress who writes the laws that make corruption legal.
1. Dozens of major and very profitable corporations pay nothing in taxes. Voters know how this is done. Corporations pay millions to lobbyists for special legislation. Many companies on the list of freeloaders are household names — GE, Boeing, Exxon Mobil, Verizon, Citigroup, Dow …
2. Almost half of the retiring members of Congress from 1998 to 2004 got jobs as lobbyists earning on average fourteen times their Congressional salary. (50% of the Senate, 42% of the House)
3. The new democratic freshmen to the US House in 2012 were 'advised' by the party to schedule 4 hours per day on the phones fund raising at party headquarters (because fund raising is illegal from gov't offices.) It is the donors with deep pockets who get the calls, but seldom do the priorities of the rich donor help the average citizen.
4. The relevant (rich) donors who command the attention of Congress are only .05% of the public (5 people in a thousand) but these aristocrats of both parties are who Congress really works for. As a member of the US Congress, you should work only for The People.
1. Not yourself.
2. Not your political party.
3. Not the richest donors to your campaign.
4. Not the lobbyist company who will hire you after your leave Congress.
There are several credible groups working to reform Congress. Their evaluations of the problem are remarkably in agreement though the leadership (and membership) may lean conservative or liberal. They see the corrupting effect of money — how the current rules empower special interests through lobbyists and PACs — robbing the average American of any representation on any issue where the connected have a stake. This is not democracy even if the ritual of elections is maintained.
The various mechanisms which funnel money to candidates and congress-persons are complex. It happens before they are elected, while they are in office and after they leave Congress. Fortunately, a solution to corruption is not complicated. All the proposals are built around either reform legislation or a Constitutional Amendment. Actually, we need both — a constitutional amendment and legislation.
There will be discussion about the structure and details of reform. As I see it, campaign finance reform is the cornerstone of building an honest Congress. Erect a wall of separation between our elected officials and big money. This you must do — or your replacement will do. A corporation is not 'people' and no individual should be allowed to spend hundreds of millions to 'influence' an election. That much money is a megaphone which drowns out the voices of 'We the People.' Next, a retired member of Congress has a lifelong obligation to avoid the appearance of impropriety. That almost half the retired members of Congress work as lobbyists and make millions of dollars per year smells like bribery, however legal. It must end. Pass real campaign finance reform and prohibit even the appearance of payola after retirement and you will be part of a Congress I can respect.
The states have the power to pass a Constitutional Amendment without Congress — and we will. You in Congress will likely embrace the change just to survive, because liberals and conservatives won't settle for less than democracy. The leadership and organization to coordinate a voters revolution exist now! New groups will add their voices because the vast majority of Americans believe in the real democracy we once had, which Congress over time has eroded to the corrupt, dysfunctional plutocracy we have.
The question is where YOU individually stand. You have three options and you must choose.

Sincerely,

Douglas M. Hughes

Unfortunately all anyone is going to get out of this is "durr hurr crazy mailman gyrocopter" when it gets its 45 seconds of coverage tonight on the news.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

silvergoose posted:

Two generations? You know some people have great grandparents alive, right?

Only people who did not kill their grandfathers for voting Landon in '36 and their fathers for voting Goldwater in '64.

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Apr 16, 2015

visceril
Feb 24, 2008

Rhesus Pieces posted:

This really wasn't out of the blue. He started planning this two years ago, told his local paper about it months ago, and the paper notified the secret service today shortly after he took off.

Here's the text of his letter that he ironically failed to deliver:


Unfortunately all anyone is going to get out of this is "durr hurr crazy mailman gyrocopter" when it gets its 45 seconds of coverage tonight on the news.

This looks like a while lotta text I'm not gonna read, written by a crazy person who got himself arrested in the stupidest publicity stunt ever.

I care about his political opinions

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

ReidRansom posted:

Has always seemed like an odd choice, even for a non-circulating bill that most people don't even know exists.

Because the question that will always come after "We have a $10,000 bill?" is "Who the gently caress is that?".

He's the guy that introduced the first federal currency. Its kinda of apt.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Rand Paul campaign comic?

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

Miltank posted:

There's already a little movement started to put a woman on the twenty https://www.womenon20s.org/

You have no idea how badly I want someone named Mankiller on US currency

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

MacheteZombie posted:

Rand Paul campaign comic?

Yeah, it kind of is.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
The spice must flow, Rand.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004


I have a dream, that my presidential candidates will be judged not by the color of their skin, nor by the content of their character.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Calling an rear end in a top hat an rear end in a top hat for believing civil rights are a solution for the market to provide: Political Discrimination And Literally As Bad As Jim Crow.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




I really admire the tenacity of our postal workers. :patriot: Ensuring every congressman gets a letter about political campaign finance corruption, same-day air service, rain, shine, or restricted airspace.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
People with bad opinions aren't a protected class, sorry.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
Never forget!

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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013


if you're gonna have these rambling racist monologues you could at least have Rand get in a fight with Deadshot or The Blob or something

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