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Efexeye posted:shrimp salad sandwich   The shrimp salad is mostly may and celery. Every place that serves hot dogs have it as an option.
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Efexeye posted:All of those things with just a little to some mayo are pretty good, as are chicken salad, tuna salad, etc. You gotta have a light hand with the mayo, and don't put extra on the bread. If you can't enjoy a shrimp salad sandwich I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but too much of a condiment ain't one Because I live in the southern US, no one understands "light mayo," and as such, any sort of salad-type sandwich makes me nauseated just thinking about it.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:56
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 don't want none of that delicious loving lobster roll, nope, ewwww, yuck mayo!
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Efexeye posted:
you gotta understand, when people are talking about the extreme amounts of mayo, we're talking "can't see chunks of lobster without tossing in another round of lobster traps" mayo levels. I would eat the gently caress out of that
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Efexeye posted:
I prefer Connecticut style rolls that are warm and have melted butter in copious amounts instead of mayo. Any sandwich with too much mayo belongs in this thread.
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Apr 16, 2015 18:06
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When I was a kid, for better or for worse, I would just pop open cans of peas or corn and eat them as a snack. Beats potato chips, I guess.
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Apr 16, 2015 18:15
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EZipperelli posted:Because I live in the southern US, no one understands "light mayo," and as such, any sort of salad-type sandwich makes me nauseated just thinking about it. I once saw a cucumber salad recipe that was very tzatziki-like, except instead of yogurt they used mayo. *urp*
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Apr 16, 2015 18:30
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The problem with ~everyone should just buy fresh vegetables every time~ is there are places where any fresh vegetable has to be trucked in from far, far away for most of the year, leading "fresh" vegetables to, well, not be. I'd love to buy nothing but farm fresh vegetables year-round when my garden isn't producing, but the selection and quality is poo poo except for, coincidentally, when my garden is in full swing in the warmer months.
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Apr 16, 2015 19:44
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gj being a literal child
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Apr 16, 2015 19:45
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bathroomrage posted:When I was a kid, for better or for worse, I would just pop open cans of peas or corn and eat them as a snack. What what kind of horrible childhood did you have? poo poo, I used to eat peanut butter and M&M sandwiches (ask me about how I was diagnosed with Type II diabetes at age 15 genetic predisposition and PCOS) but even my snacks weren't that tragic.
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Apr 16, 2015 22:05
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bathroomrage posted:When I was a kid, for better or for worse, I would just pop open cans of peas or corn and eat them as a snack.  I would always pilfer my parent's canned food storage of corn. Eventually they just gave up restocking them and resorted to frozen. Sad day.Holy god, I just remembered the time I was really jonesing for some bean sprouts as banchan and the only stuff I could find was the loving La Choy kind. Cracked it open getting ready for some crunchy goodness and...  It was a soggy pressed block of mush.
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Apr 16, 2015 22:07
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dovetaile posted:What what kind of horrible childhood did you have? poo poo, I used to eat peanut butter and M&M sandwiches (ask me about how I was diagnosed with Type II diabetes at age 15 genetic predisposition and PCOS) but even my snacks weren't that tragic. Lies and slander. I had nothing to do with it.
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Apr 16, 2015 22:19
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OctoberBlues posted:I thought it was universally agreed that frozen vegetables are better than canned, my mind is kind of blown now. I definitely prefer frozen, but that could be from the years of people telling me that frozen is better than canned... Yeah, I go with frozen if I'm buying vegetables with long shelf life for anything other than tomatoes or hominy. The liquid canned stuff comes in just seems gross to me.
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The Moon Monster posted:Yeah, I go with frozen if I'm buying vegetables with long shelf life for anything other than tomatoes or hominy. The liquid canned stuff comes in just seems gross to me. You mean... water?
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PCOS Bill posted:You mean... water?
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EZipperelli posted:Because I live in the southern US, no one understands "light mayo," and as such, any sort of salad-type sandwich makes me nauseated just thinking about it. Same here, I think growing up in the south ruined me on mayo all together. Also LOL at you all not ready for doomsday when Obama kills us all and you're not stockpiled with canned corn.
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big mean giraffe posted:Canned peas are grey-green mushy satan droppings. Canned mushy peas are pretty awesome though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushy_peas
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PCOS Bill posted:You mean... water? Slimy, cloudy, musty smelling water, I guess.
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i'm about to go throw up because i had a tostada with beans and cheese and guacamole and i am not suppose to because it's low carb thursday. why are they so good though?
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Barfing is the absolute worst form of diet control. Just exercise more tomorrow or something, Jesus Christ.
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Anime Curator posted:i'm about to go throw up because i had a tostada with beans and cheese and guacamole and i am not suppose to because it's low carb thursday. why are they so good though? seek help
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Frozen peas are better than canned. Canned corn is okay. Frozen corn has this fake-fresh pop to it when you bite? I dunno, I don't like it. I used to pick field corn from the Army reserve fields by my house. It wasn't very sweet but drat it was delicious with salt, pepper and butter. It's really a texture thing as far as canned vs. frozen. My mom used to force me to eat canned spinach as a child. For years and years I would gag at the thought of spinach until I as an adult I had fresh spinach in salads and fresh steamed spinach in pastas. Holy poo poo, spinach is loving good. Canned spinach should be loving outlawed, it's goddamn disgusting. I'd shank a bitch for a good pound of fried potato wedges with dressing and gravy. And poutine. God, Canadian food is such a hit or miss. Emphasis on the miss. The Canadian pizza I used to eat had this horrible as gently caress problem of the pepperoni slices being gigantic, and always put under the loving cheese. Which meant that 1. the pepperoni wasn't crisp at all, and 2. that when you bit into it, half the pizza slid off the crust because the pepperoni pulled it off. Who the gently caress approves that? I spent 2 years not getting pepperoni on my pizza because of that bullshit.
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Anime Curator posted:i'm about to go throw up because i had a tostada with beans and cheese and guacamole and i am not suppose to because it's low carb thursday. why are they so good though? Also low carb doesn't work unless you're low carb consistently for a long enough period to induce ketosis (like weeks). You can't just do it once a week and expect good things. E: ^^ Canadian pepperoni seemed more like bologna to me. WTF.
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Efexeye posted:All of those things with just a little to some mayo are pretty good, as are chicken salad, tuna salad, etc. You gotta have a light hand with the mayo, and don't put extra on the bread. If you can't enjoy a shrimp salad sandwich I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but too much of a condiment ain't one Mayo based sandwiches with extra butter on the bread are the bane of my existence. Butter on sandwiches in general, actually. I've always hated the texture it lends.
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dovetaile posted:What what kind of horrible childhood did you have? poo poo, I used to eat peanut butter and M&M sandwiches (ask me about how I was diagnosed with Type II diabetes at age 15 genetic predisposition and PCOS) but even my snacks weren't that tragic. If you think that's a poo poo childhood, he's got nothing on me. One of my favourite "snacks" was to put chewed gum in a mug of water, freeze it, then chip at the ice until I got to the gum and chewed it again. I also ate cat kibble on more than one occasion because there was nothing else I could reach and drank pepto bismol out of boredom.
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Make a grilled cheese sandwich but instead of butter use mayo.
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Anime Curator posted:i'm about to go throw up because i had a tostada with beans and cheese and guacamole and i am not suppose to because it's low carb thursday. why are they so good though? Why don't you detox with a gallon of water with 10 slices of cucumber, 5 lemon wedges, and 1 cup of mint leaves?  You are the anti-food porn.
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im pooping! posted:Make a grilled cheese sandwich but instead of butter use mayo. Make a grilled mayo sandwich push everything all of it into your mouth melting and steaming and burning the roof of your mouth push it all in let it fill that hole in your soul and know it will be full, full of mayo, mayo, mayo, mayo.
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Anime Curator posted:i'm about to go throw up because i had a tostada with beans and cheese and guacamole and i am not suppose to because it's low carb thursday. why are they so good though? Bruh...
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Wasabi the J posted:It's fun to bitch about how bad MRE's are, but they are actually pretty loving decent for being a long-shelf-life food product. When I was deployed I was on a huge base and it was kinda weird, there were random pallets strewn about full of cases of water, or cases of MREs. I am proud that I became a notorious looter of the Beef Teriyaki Mres, those things rocked, and I was deeply personally offended when the Army stopped making them. Same with a weird Asian beef or something meal I found at a surplus store that rocked. There was another one that was basically "Meat slab in gravy" that was pretty damned good if you were really cold and you could heat it up with the MRE heater. if you got it really hot and ate the weird Meat Slab(tm) you could drink the steaming gravy like the mightiest of Goonlords. I found one of those meat slab MREs on a pallet that was in a huge sand drift, in the middle of nowhere (like usual, poo poo was weird over there.) and as soon as I opened it up something smelled slightly off,.... Cue the fun of having a 13 hour shift on a guard tower overlooking a busy intersection in the middle of Baghdad puking and having to bolt down three flights of stairs in full armor and full combat load while trying not to poo poo my pants. It was totally professional and dignified,....I love the memory of a random guy walking by the guard tower and laughing his rear end off when he saw me try to chug some water and instantly puke my guts out over the side of the guard tower. Don't know if this is going into derail territory, but that disturbing incident was amusing to type out, and I hope that random guy is still alive and doing well and hopefully jokes to his kids about that American fool in the guard towers.
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Picnic Princess posted:If you think that's a poo poo childhood, he's got nothing on me. One of my favourite "snacks" was to put chewed gum in a mug of water, freeze it, then chip at the ice until I got to the gum and chewed it again. I also ate cat kibble on more than one occasion because there was nothing else I could reach and drank pepto bismol out of boredom. My dinners as a kid when I lived with my mom were really bad catfish dishes made from a 20lb or so catfish my mom's boyfriend found in a stream, dying, that he took, put a belt through it's gills and drove it about 5 hours to his friend's house in an ice cooler to get it cut up while drunk. Also velveta cold cheese sandwiches.
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I mean, a whole childhood worth of dinners is a pretty fucken big catfish, though. Even if you supplement it with velveeta sandwiches.
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Efexeye posted:I mean, a whole childhood worth of dinners is a pretty fucken big catfish, though. Even if you supplement it with velveeta sandwiches. Cold Velveeta Sandwiches are a sin against childhoods. 
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Picnic Princess posted:If you think that's a poo poo childhood, he's got nothing on me. One of my favourite "snacks" was to put chewed gum in a mug of water, freeze it, then chip at the ice until I got to the gum and chewed it again. I also ate cat kibble on more than one occasion because there was nothing else I could reach and drank pepto bismol out of boredom. What was it like being rehabilitated as a feral child?
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dovetaile posted:What what kind of horrible childhood did you have? poo poo, I used to eat peanut butter and M&M sandwiches (ask me about how I was diagnosed with Type II diabetes at age 15 genetic predisposition and PCOS) but even my snacks weren't that tragic. I just liked to eat canned veggies as a kid.  My parents didn't foist it on me, we had plenty of potato chips and hot dogs and baby carrots and peanut butter and other kid-snacky things in the house. Geeze, sorry my weird kid palate was so tragic.Just you wait until I talk about how I'd also go through all the spice racks and eat the spices. And the balsamic vinegar.
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Aesop Poprock posted:What was it like being rehabilitated as a feral child? Who ever said I was rehabilitated?
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 A boar stuffed with sausage looks like before it's cooked.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:
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Cumslut1895 posted:sausages in buns The sausages dont sound like a bad idea but the buns make it bad. I'd imagine the sausages should some kind of heavily spiced coarse fatty sausage to keep that entire thing moist.
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