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It's almost like its possible to make jokes on the internet.
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Nintendo Kid posted:It's almost like its possible to make jokes on the internet. Yeah I'm just getting bored of people arguing with a fake conspiracy theorist now that the real ones are gone.
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Apr 6, 2015 06:12
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I'm just trying to create a safe space. If you want your intended prey to arrive, you have to make it welcoming. I think all of us in this thread both like and know enough about cts that we could foucaults pendulum/illuminatus! Some fun new ones of our own. My personal favorite right now is that the Soviets kept waging war against the Nazis and their inner earth allies. Most of their atomic tests along the poles was an atomic war against them. The super deep borehole is how they.made contact for a peace treaty. Presumably the Soviets capitulated since the Soviets union collapse d shortly thereafter.
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Apr 6, 2015 06:22
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Shbobdb posted:So you don't believe a cia director said a thing he did and you are dismissive of one of six points because you don't like the concept of context. What about the other five points? Wild speculation based on a quote is still wild speculation
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Apr 6, 2015 07:07
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That's why I always ignore people when they tell me things. : where is the corner store? : keep going straight two blocks, turn left and it'll be another block. Say hi to Jose, he's a good dude and will hook you up.: you do realize that blocks are an arbitrary unit of measurement and Jose can't work there all the time. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Lolololol take your meds.
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Apr 6, 2015 08:15
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I heard that 9/11 was an attempt to instill fear in the American populace so that the US Government could enact harsh legislation that benefited corporations and power hungry individuals more than the general public. I also heard that the Jews were responsible for it, just as they were responsible for killing Jesus Christ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rIwg9E_dHk
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Apr 6, 2015 15:52
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Shbobdb was an inside job!
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Apr 6, 2015 22:28
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I recently saw a movie on how there are space Nazis on the dark side of the moon, but it said Sarah Palin was president so I'm unsure of how true it is.
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Apr 6, 2015 22:33
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Apr 11, 2015 19:23
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so what i take from this map is that water flouridation happens about 50km away from the gays tele-gay-thy
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Apr 11, 2015 19:28
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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So fluoride makes you like gay people is the argument? (I'm leaving aside the fact that this makes no sense and that it doesn't even match the charts ; one level of crazy at a time here.)
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Apr 11, 2015 19:39
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Xiahou Dun posted:So fluoride makes you like gay people is the argument? Lack of fluoride. It's a lefty source: https://allegedlyapparent.wordpress...data-by-county/ quote:If favoring civil rights, liberty, freedom of choice, celebrating diversity and nonconformity have something to with brain health, then fluoridation-induced brain damage would make one less likely to take a stand, right? Next, I’m going to see if there’s suggestive statistical evidence for this…
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Apr 11, 2015 19:43
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Yeah because homophobia and racism didn't exist before water fluoridation, and those concepts only exist in regions with an extra milligram per liter of fluoride. Makes sense
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Apr 11, 2015 19:54
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computer parts posted:Lack of fluoride. It's a lefty source: I think the fact that I couldn't even tell what their point was speaks volumes about how well those are correlated.
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Apr 11, 2015 19:56
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It depresses me that like holocaust deniers, these guys are going to be around forever: quote:Two building that fell down, that were designed NOT TO FALL DOWN from an airplane strike, and then we get (7 hours later) a building that fell down from what? Collateral damage? No airplane strike, no fire, no nothing really. quote:Why did the other world trade center buildings get giant holes in them and required a demo team to take them down- but this building collapses into its own footprint? quote:Every time I get around to thinking, "Maybe I really am a tin-foil hat nutjob?", I watch WTC 7 collapse and get a much needed reality check. Then I feel sad.
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Apr 12, 2015 11:15
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you can't silence the truth, man
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Apr 12, 2015 15:43
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blowfish posted:you can't silence the truth, man These people are not deep thinkers. I stole that one goon's joke about there being no towers and it got 400+ upvotes, so naturally I've been accused of being a government shill with upvote bots at my disposal to facilitate discreditation of these humble and earnest Truth Seekers.
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Apr 12, 2015 20:00
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I'd argue that truthers are even stupider than holocaust deniers when there is video evidence and hundreds of news reports on that matter, freely available at any time.
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Apr 12, 2015 20:27
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Accretionist posted:These people are not deep thinkers. I stole that one goon's joke about there being no towers and it got 400+ upvotes, so naturally I've been accused of being a government shill with upvote bots at my disposal to facilitate discreditation of these humble and earnest Truth Seekers. There is a literal Truth Conference in my cuntry and it's hilarious and very trollable. roughly:  "You are part of the lying press so of course you can't talk about it" "Ok so if I can't say it because I like my job or something then why don't you tell the world about it" "Well your moderator guy always has his hands on his glasses  that is clearly a signal " "For what?" "You know" "Obviously I do  " "Me too" "So why don't you tell us?" "What?" "What you know? About our moderator and his glasses?" "Well it's what you know" "Which is?" "Well, uh, well, what you know, you know"
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Apr 12, 2015 20:46
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Mercury_Storm posted:I'd argue that truthers are even stupider than holocaust deniers when there is video evidence and hundreds of news reports on that matter, freely available at any time. Nah, the truthers are at least admitting that the buildings fell down, just arguing about how it happened and who did it. With the holocaust you've got the people directly involved on record going "Yeah, we killed a whole lot of jews, here's how we did it" and the deniers are like nope, that never happened.
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Apr 12, 2015 20:53
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Have we talked about how Memories Pizza is a false-flag operation by the Republican Party to provide cover for secret fundraising activities?
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Apr 13, 2015 05:41
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No, but I like it. Tell me more.
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Apr 13, 2015 13:02
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Nah, the truthers are at least admitting that the buildings fell down, just arguing about how it happened and who did it. With the holocaust you've got the people directly involved on record going "Yeah, we killed a whole lot of jews, here's how we did it" and the deniers are like nope, that never happened. Paid actors go back a LONG ways...I bet if you go back and look you can find they look exactly like the family members in Sandy Hook!!!! On another note: is it just me, or has there suddenly been a mass outpouring of derision against Food Babe? I forgot what she had said recently, but I'm sure that was the trigger. Instead of, you know, where she accuses everyone that disagrees with her as a paid shill (doesn't that sounds familiar)... EDIT: Miss-Bomarc posted:Have we talked about how Memories Pizza is a false-flag operation by the Republican Party to provide cover for secret fundraising activities?  Do please tell.Edit: Oh I see - http://www.forwardprogressives.com/the-indiana-memories-pizza-fundraiser-is-a-conservative-media-scam/ So because the guy who started it works for TheBlaze, worked with James O'Keefe, etc, plus a lot of funds were donated anonmyously... You know, it's not like a bunch of conservative nuts supporting other nuts, and a lot of people that donated probably don't want to be known for having done so... Lightning Jim fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Apr 13, 2015 15:55
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Lightning Jim posted:So because the guy who started it works for TheBlaze, worked with James O'Keefe, etc, plus a lot of funds were donated anonmyously... Looks to me like TheBlaze started the kickstarter but not the business based on the article. Am I just misunderstanding your post? That doesn't seem that sinister to me, whether homophobia's your favorite topping or not.
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Apr 13, 2015 16:23
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Lightning Jim posted:On another note: is it just me, or has there suddenly been a mass outpouring of derision against Food Babe? I forgot what she had said recently, but I'm sure that was the trigger. Instead of, you know, where she accuses everyone that disagrees with her as a paid shill (doesn't that sounds familiar)... Gawker had a pretty good article by a chemist calling her out a week or so ago, that probably helped: http://gawker.com/the-food-babe-blogger-is-full-of-poo poo-1694902226
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Apr 13, 2015 18:21
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Krotera posted:Looks to me like TheBlaze started the kickstarter but not the business based on the article. Am I just misunderstanding your post? That doesn't seem that sinister to me, whether homophobia's your favorite topping or not. No, that's what I meant. It also doesn't seem sinster to me either, it's that as in the post I quoted, there's a conspiracy theory outcry from the liberal side on it. People are claiming it's fake and being used as a way around fundraising laws by the GOP. I'm claiming the fact they funded it was more "crazies helping crazies" legitimately. And the lot of multiple anonymous donations were more out of each individual's caution from public embarrassment, rather than a large group of shady "fake donations" as is claimed in the article.
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Apr 13, 2015 18:42
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Gawker had a pretty good article by a chemist calling her out a week or so ago, that probably helped: http://gawker.com/the-food-babe-blogger-is-full-of-poo poo-1694902226 The food babe has been making GBS threads up public discourse for a while, so it's probably just a function of her rising fame.
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Apr 13, 2015 22:02
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Can anyone explain agenda-21 poo poo to me? I'm fairly involved in a lot of urban planning, transport and land use stuff and I only have a passing knowledge of it because the only people who even seem to know or care it exists are conspiracy theorists. From what I know it's some very general suggestions for how cities and development and urbanization can be done a bit more sustainably. It has no power, signing the agreement is purely symbolic and it's just poo poo about better land use and obvious poo poo like "if you are an arid country, try to design landscaping that uses less water!" or "Transit is pretty good, you can add more density around transit to make it even gooder". Yet even where I live in happy little Victoria BC people are yelling about how the closure of a campsite next to a reservoir due to people constantly littering and leaving fuel and poo poo around is all part of agenda 21's plot to force everyone into cities and make it illegal to go into nature. The owner of the city's biggest general events/news/political discussion forum just started dropping these agenda 21 references. I'm curious, is there any language in the actual suggestions them selves that are triggering these people, or is it just people freaking out about some documents they've never read because a bunch of other people who never read them heard from their friend in an Alabama militia that agenda 21 totally is going to strip people of all property rights and implement sharia law?
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Apr 14, 2015 18:50
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Agenda 21 is a 1992/1993 agreement that says "countries should totally like be sustainable, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, no rush yall". With some information on like good ways to do such a thing. Idiots think it means the UN can use black helicopters to enforce Sharia law and bikes on honest god fearing Americans/Canadians. The full text of Agenda 21 (about 300 pages in book form) is on the UN site: http://www.unep.org/Documents.Multilingual/Default.asp?documentid=52
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Apr 14, 2015 18:59
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Baronjutter posted:I'm curious, is there any language in the actual suggestions them selves that are triggering these people, or is it just people freaking out about some documents they've never read because a bunch of other people who never read them heard from their friend in an Alabama militia that agenda 21 totally is going to strip people of all property rights and implement sharia law? Nah, you've got it right. Agenda 21 is an innocuous document that says "Hey we think it's a good idea to build this way and not that way because that way is more expensive and unhealthier and stuff" which is, of course, the evil UN illuminati trying to ban private lawns, car ownership, and single family housing. Here's a telling little factoid from wiki: "A June 2012 poll of 1,300 United States voters by the American Planning Association found that 9% supported Agenda 21, 6% opposed it, and 85% thought they didn't have enough information to form an opinion." Like you know how every urban planning thread on something awful devolves into a horrible slapfight between people who hate cities and people who hate suburbs? That, but sincere, and in real life.
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Baronjutter posted:Can anyone explain agenda-21 poo poo to me? I'm fairly involved in a lot of urban planning, transport and land use stuff and I only have a passing knowledge of it because the only people who even seem to know or care it exists are conspiracy theorists. From what I know it's some very general suggestions for how cities and development and urbanization can be done a bit more sustainably. It has no power, signing the agreement is purely symbolic and it's just poo poo about better land use and obvious poo poo like "if you are an arid country, try to design landscaping that uses less water!" or "Transit is pretty good, you can add more density around transit to make it even gooder". Here in America, the Republican Party has made opposition to Agenda 21 a national platform issue: https://cdn.gop.com/docs/2012_wintermeeting_resolutions.pdf http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a15812/agenda-21-republican-platform-12755348/ quote:The national Republican Party officially adopted an anti-Agenda 21 plank in its platform last month. "We strongly reject the UN Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty, and we oppose any form of UN Global Tax," it reads.
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Whoa I didn't realize the population of Chechnya was small enough to all be put into a building.
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Apr 17, 2015 13:31
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Lady Naga posted:Whoa I didn't realize the population of Chechnya was small enough to all be put into a building. I didn't realize the entirety of Chechnya was a building that was on fire.
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Apr 17, 2015 15:20
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I didn't realize the entirety of Chechnya was a building that was on fire. Chechnya is an advanced Soviet arcology whose AI became self-aware
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Apr 17, 2015 15:41
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The Chairman posted:Chechnya is an advanced Soviet arcology whose AI became self-aware Its first thought was "Holy poo poo I'm on fire!"
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Apr 17, 2015 18:52
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The twelve stars of the EU are the twelve great Jewish families of Europe. Outside of Europe, there are an additional 9 families. Do the math, agenda 21 is communism 2.0.
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Apr 17, 2015 21:33
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There's been a video bouncing around (mostly sourced from Infowars) and an idiot friend of mine linked it on Facebook. This person is a highly-paid silicon engineer for a major American chip producer and yet he took one look at that totally innocuous video and declared it "very creepy". Like, a bunch of guys in the National Guard who probably live within thirty miles of the place in the video are doing a perfectly ordinary National Guard thing, but the fact that when they march through an intersection some of them fall out of line to direct traffic in what's obviously a routine standard procedure means that it's Jade Helmet time and soon we'll all be marched off to FEMA death camps. On the bright side, this guy is the sort of goofball that in social situations emits a continual stream of LOL-worthy weird statements, including stuff on topics like that video, and because he's generally a good sport he's great fun for me and my (D&D lurker) son at holiday parties. One of his subsequent comments on that video assured another commenter that he "keeps up with all the big conspiracy theories."
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Shbobdb posted:The twelve stars of the EU are the twelve great Jewish families of Europe. Outside of Europe, there are an additional 9 families. Do the math, agenda 21 is communism 2.0. i love it when conspiracy theorists find significance in unrelated numbers, i always get the biggest kick out of that numerology poo poo '666 is the mark of the beast but it's just three sixes which add up to 18, and if you reverse 18 that's 8 + 1 = 9, illuminati has two L letters in it so that means their number is 11, put 9 and 11 together and you get 911 HOLY poo poo THE ILLUMINATI AND SATAN TOGETHER CAUSED 9/11'
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