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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

skander posted:

That's why I make jabanero peanut butter.

Actually very interested in this... What's your recipe? If you don't mind me asking?

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

EZipperelli posted:

Actually very interested in this... What's your recipe? If you don't mind me asking?
No particular recipe. Roasted peanuts + food processor + oil as needed for consistency + salt to taste.

The habaneros can be fresh, roasted, smoked, or dried, then sliced, chopped, or ground. Heat depends on how much pith or seed you include, particularly the pith. The seeds, if included, can be whole or ground, and they can be toasted, too. The oil can be a nice vehicle for cannabis, if you're into that.

Toasted habanero seeds also go nicely in a corn-based bread.


e: for stupid

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Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

I can agree with that edit.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

skander posted:

No particular recipe. Roasted peanuts + food processor + oil as needed for consistency + salt to taste.

The japaneros can be fresh, roasted, smoked, or dried, then sliced, chopped, or ground. Heat depends on how much pith or seed you include, particularly the pith. The seeds, if included, can be whole or ground, and they can be toasted, too. The oil can be a nice vehicle for cannabis, if you're into that.

Toasted jabanero seeds also go nicely in a corn-based bread.

Definitely gotta try this. Peanut butter and jelly, but with jalapeno peanut butter and raspberry jelly. drat, now I'm hungry...

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


skander posted:

No particular recipe. Roasted peanuts + food processor + oil as needed for consistency + salt to taste.

The japaneros can be fresh, roasted, smoked, or dried, then sliced, chopped, or ground. Heat depends on how much pith or seed you include, particularly the pith. The seeds, if included, can be whole or ground, and they can be toasted, too. The oil can be a nice vehicle for cannabis, if you're into that.

Toasted jabanero seeds also go nicely in a corn-based bread.

I had a fig tree growing in my yard and my Guyanese next door neighbors grow these little red peppers they call Wiriwiri, I would mash up fresh figs and the hot peppers as a spread and it kicked rear end.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Arcsquad12 posted:

Looks like Tauntaun guts.


And you thought it smelt bad on the outside.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Plan Z posted:

I like Swedish food, especially pickled fish. It was the highlight of my visit there. it wasn't meant to be some specifically targeted rant at someone or Swedish people. Was just kind of mocking how all of the posts get the same reaction and conversation about an unappealing-looking meal. I was being lovely.

edit: I keep wanting to post Pennsylvanian Dutch stuff, but the problem is that it's usually just very, very bland versions of famous meals. Hog's Maw and Scrapple in the south? Delicious. Here? Bland, tasteless, and gross-looking. Sauerbraten in Europe is incredible, but here it's just some puckering meat. Chow-chow in other places can have interesting visuals with some complex flavor. In Pennsylvania, it's just a bunch of bitter vegetables. Amish desserts are pretty great, though, I guess.

I don't know if it's a Pennsylvania Dutch thing but I had a Dutch Baby once and I could never go back to regular pancakes after that.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Your Gay Uncle posted:

I don't know if it's a Pennsylvania Dutch thing but I had a Dutch Baby once

did you eat the tiny clogs too

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

skander posted:

No particular recipe. Roasted peanuts + food processor + oil as needed for consistency + salt to taste.

The japaneros can be fresh, roasted, smoked, or dried, then sliced, chopped, or ground. Heat depends on how much pith or seed you include, particularly the pith. The seeds, if included, can be whole or ground, and they can be toasted, too. The oil can be a nice vehicle for cannabis, if you're into that.

Toasted jabanero seeds also go nicely in a corn-based bread.

Are you trying to say 'jalapeno' or 'habanero'?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

blunt for century posted:

Are you trying to say 'jalapeno' or 'habanero'?

e:
Habanaro, I am stupid. :cripes: I blame sleep deprivation. Yeah, that's it.

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ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style


:canada:

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


skander posted:

e:
Habanaro, I am stupid. :cripes: I blame sleep deprivation. Yeah, that's it.

Habanero. You are still writing it wrong. :newlol:

I actually like to put fries in my burger. Canada has won my heart :love:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Desperado Bones posted:

Habanero. You are still writing it wrong. :newlol:
God drat it! I should just go back to bed. At least I spelled it correctly in the edit of the original post. gently caress, I actually have to speak to people today, too.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
It would've been funny if you'd just kept with it and said "Sorry, I meant 'jalabanero'"

Also, that poutine burger looks great but that mac & cheese burg is :barf:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
The recipe is like the exact opposite of Wanda's macaroni salad, but the results are no less tragic: raw, salt free, nut free, vegan pad thai. Stay to the end, feel your incredulity rise with each passing minute.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Minarch posted:

The recipe is like the exact opposite of Wanda's macaroni salad, but the results are no less tragic: raw, salt free, nut free, vegan pad thai. Stay to the end, feel your incredulity rise with each passing minute.

why

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

pah thai without peanuts, noodles, fish sauce, garlic or chilies :stare:

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Minarch posted:

The recipe is like the exact opposite of Wanda's macaroni salad, but the results are no less tragic: raw, salt free, nut free, vegan pad thai. Stay to the end, feel your incredulity rise with each passing minute.

or Watch this lady do the same

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


They both look pretty tasty, I don't specifically have a problem with vegan or vegetarian food.

Just don't call it something it specifically isn't.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

axolotl farmer posted:

pah thai without peanuts, noodles, fish sauce, garlic or chilies :stare:

Or egg. The saddest Pad Thai :smith:

I've talked about this in other threads, but my boyfriend's mom has become really, really, cultishly into being an Oil-Free Paleo Vegan since she retired a couple years ago, and she shares poo poo like this on Facebook all the time. As you might imagine, going out to eat with her is a nightmare.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

That shredded radish with mango this could make an interesting kimchi if you added salt and let it ferment.

or it could taste like a sweet and sour tire fire.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

axolotl farmer posted:

pah thai without peanuts, noodles, fish sauce, garlic or chilies :stare:

I think the sauce she made is supposed to sub in for fish sauce, but the lack of garlic and chilies bothers me. She described the sauce as spicy, but there was nothing that she put in there that was spicy other than that tiny piece of garlic. Other than that, I would add in peanuts for some protein, but that's a really clever recipe. I like the idea of daikon for noodles.

Also, is eating nut-free in vogue right now, even if you don't have an allergy? If the health food crowd is going to declare everything that some people have an allergy to unclean?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Desperado Bones posted:

Habanero. You are still writing it wrong. :newlol:

and if one more person pronounces it "hah-buh-nyair-oh" as if it had an "ñ" in it, I'm just going to snap

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

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Minarch posted:

The recipe is like the exact opposite of Wanda's macaroni salad, but the results are no less tragic: raw, salt free, nut free, vegan pad thai. Stay to the end, feel your incredulity rise with each passing minute.

That reminds me, I don't think these amazing podcasts have been brought up before. I know it's talking about anti-food porn instead of pictures of it, but it still counts, right?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Uh, yeah its spicy, did you not see that tiny sliver of ginger? :2hot4me:

Gotta disagree, that sauce probably tastes like poo poo, especially without any salt. Have you ever tried just raw tomatoes blended up? What she made was a bitter and watery mango smoothie. There's nothing "clever" about the recipe either, as there isn't any legitimate substitution going on. Would you call it clever if I made a salad with eight different vegetables and a lovely sauce? Because that's what she did.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Seriously, making something that would taste in any way like pad thai with those ingredients would be witchcraft.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


constantinople posted:

Also, is eating nut-free in vogue right now, even if you don't have an allergy? If the health food crowd is going to declare everything that some people have an allergy to unclean?

Congrats on missing the last five years or so. Yeah it's stupid, it's been fashionable for a while now to declare all kinds of food intolerances for no real good reason, even beyond being simply vegan or vegetarian.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


olaf2022 posted:

and if one more person pronounces it "hah-buh-nyair-oh" as if it had an "ñ" in it, I'm just going to snap

And why can't anybody ever say jalapeño right?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

No no, chipoltee

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I heart bacon posted:

And why can't anybody ever say jalapeño right?

Juh-lah-pen-oh, easy :colbert:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Lipstick Apathy
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Vicodiva
Sep 27, 2012

EZipperelli posted:


I've heard of the mythical pasta salad that contains vinaigrette or Italian dressing, but, again, living in the south, I've never actually seen it.


Lived in the south for a few years with my ex who is southern. Made a pasta salad with fresh in-season veg and herbs from the farmers' market , red wine vinegar and some top-shelf olive oil from Provence. Ex said "this would be better with ranch dressing." There is a reason he's an ex.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Minarch posted:

The recipe is like the exact opposite of Wanda's macaroni salad, but the results are no less tragic: raw, salt free, nut free, vegan pad thai. Stay to the end, feel your incredulity rise with each passing minute.

Be sure to cut the vegetables on a slant so they look Asian

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Data Graham posted:

Be sure to cut the vegetables on a slant so they look Asian

Whoa whoa, 45 degree angle, please. Let's leave the racial slurs out of this.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Data Graham posted:

Be sure to cut the vegetables on a slant so they look Asian

:suspense:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


I don't think he means the eyes. Like with those carrots in the bag stir-fry veggies

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Since she didn't bother to do a close-up it's not like it's easy to tell what the hell she meant.


Also

olaf2022 posted:

and if one more person pronounces it "hah-buh-nyair-oh" as if it had an "ñ" in it, I'm just going to snap

Thank you for alerting me to this, I will spread the gospel as one newly converted.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Edible Growthp is an ongoing project by Eindhoven-based food designer Chloé Rutzerveld that blends food, gardening, and 3d printing.



The concept involves a specially printed outer casing made from dough that contains “edible soil” and various seeds.




Once printed, it takes a few days for the seeds and mushrooms to germinate after which they start to poke out of the small holes on top. All that’s left to do is pop it in your mouth.



Rutzerveld’s design is currently just a concept and would involve several years of research, namely around 3d printing technology and issues of food safety. Regardless, it seems like the rest of the project would be fun just to try at home for the sake of novelty. You can read more about Edible Growth on Rutzerveld’s website.

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


dude that's cool as hell

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