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Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

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Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Four baby armadillos diggin in the dirt

http://youtu.be/H_TcSfvZc3s

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


http://animalsconfusedbythings.tumblr.com/post/113257015705/danceling-patrik-star-lunakinz-this-isnt

Ricochet Fox :o:

Josef bugman posted:

I may also have to disagree considering we have cloud puppies:





Can someone please make arrangements for my funeral I am dead of cutes

http://suziesoghoyan.tumblr.com/post/116702442872/hinata-fuu-i-literally-loving-need-all-those

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.




http://i.imgur.com/4chW53l.gifv

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Seriously pro-click

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



It's lambing season on my farm and for the most part it's all cute and good but sometimes things don't go as planned. On Wednesday one of my first time ewes was in labor but the baby was totally stuck. Called the vet out and between the two of us we worked for over an hour to get the lamb out. At that point it wasn't moving at all and we were sure it had died so we were just trying to get it out to save the ewe any way we could. Eventually the big guy popped out and was very much alive, but the process left him pretty beat up and with a broken jaw. We had a serious conversation about just putting him down right then but in the end decided to give the dude a chance.

The little man was bloody and looked a bit like Robert Z'dar for the first two days but I tube fed him and treated him for the pain and swelling and as of last night he was pretty much all healed up and nursing from his mom without help! He just needed a chance and some support while he used his magic baby healing powers.

He's also the sweetest little thing ever :kimchi:


Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Instant Jellyfish posted:

It's lambing season on my farm and for the most part it's all cute and good but sometimes things don't go as planned. On Wednesday one of my first time ewes was in labor but the baby was totally stuck. Called the vet out and between the two of us we worked for over an hour to get the lamb out. At that point it wasn't moving at all and we were sure it had died so we were just trying to get it out to save the ewe any way we could. Eventually the big guy popped out and was very much alive, but the process left him pretty beat up and with a broken jaw. We had a serious conversation about just putting him down right then but in the end decided to give the dude a chance.

The little man was bloody and looked a bit like Robert Z'dar for the first two days but I tube fed him and treated him for the pain and swelling and as of last night he was pretty much all healed up and nursing from his mom without help! He just needed a chance and some support while he used his magic baby healing powers.

He's also the sweetest little thing ever :kimchi:



:3:

How fast do they grow? You should post progress pics!

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



Foxhound posted:

:3:

How fast do they grow? You should post progress pics!

They gain about half a pound a day on average. I have a whole thread here where I'll be posting updates on everyone!

I also have silly baby goats.


Spotty sheep.


And dustbunnies.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Instant Jellyfish posted:


And dustbunnies.


Need to vacuum more.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies




My cat is a handsome cat.

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Need to vacuum more.

You have no idea.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Puppies noooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4JdrISbWY

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Humbug Scoolbus posted:

That Wombat looks like a carnival prize.

I'm pretty sure that's Patrick. He's the oldest Wombat ever (29 years) and Wombats are one of those species that never stop growing, so Patrick is... a big boy.



He's too big to easily carry so they roll him around in a wheelbarrow like it's his rickshaw.

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

good doges


also

Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 09:27 on Apr 19, 2015

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
A different Schrödinger's cat: It's inside the box and outside the box at once.

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

I feel compelled to ask all these dogs if they want treats, and then watch them get riled up, and then give them the treats

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

mamelon posted:

I feel compelled to ask all these dogs if they want treats, and then watch them get riled up, and then give them the treats

I only just now noticed the second 'D' has been scraped off :allears:.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Birb Katter posted:

(cat (cat))



I heard you liked quantum superposition, so I superimposed superimposition on your superimposition.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007



This picture is high art.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
There's a conservation effort to reintroduce ten Cuban crocodiles to the critically endangered population in the Caribbean.
http://www.mail.com/int/scitech/news/3489488-kids-cold-war-crocs-going-to-cuba-conservation-mission.html#.1258-stage-hero1-4

Pretty dinosaur

quote:

Wahlstrom said he ... expected them to adapt quickly to the real world. "A crocodile is always ready for the wild," Wahlstrom said. "They are always aggressive."

As if to emphasize his point, the baby croc he was holding briefly writhed out of his grip and snapped at an AP journalist's jacket.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


More cloud pups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC1xkee7eu0

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

MikeJF posted:

I'm pretty sure that's Patrick. He's the oldest Wombat ever (29 years) and Wombats are one of those species that never stop growing, so Patrick is... a big boy.



He's too big to easily carry so they roll him around in a wheelbarrow like it's his rickshaw.



He must take giant, square doodies, like children's building blocks.

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
Lipstick Apathy
This might not be healthy, but I find wombat poos fascinating. THEYRE SQUARE!

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

particle409 posted:

He must take giant, square doodies, like children's building blocks.

Geolicious posted:

This might not be healthy, but I find wombat poos fascinating. THEYRE SQUARE!

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Geolicious posted:

This might not be healthy, but I find wombat poos fascinating. THEYRE SQUARE!
:stare: I thought that was some sort of joke. But the things actually poo poo bricks. Are there any normal animals in Australia?

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Raygereio posted:

:stare: I thought that was some sort of joke. But the things actually poo poo bricks. Are there any normal animals in Australia?

What do you mean normal animals?

Our lizards are happy little

Goanna

and cheeky, sticking out their

Blue Tongue

and fabulous with their

Frilled Neck

of course if you get them angry they do morph into a

Thorny Devil

As you can see, our animals are all normal and awesome

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
What possible evolutionary advantage could there be to square poops?

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grumplestiltzkin posted:

What possible evolutionary advantage could there be to square poops?

You can use them as bricks to build a home.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wombats build fortifications similar to many early stone forts

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Fatbirb and dogges

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Birb Katter posted:

You can use them as bricks to build a home.

http://bestsciencefictionstories.com/science_fiction_library/a_martian_odyssey.html

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

grumplestiltzkin posted:

What possible evolutionary advantage could there be to square poops?

http://io9.com/5872472/the-wombats-cubic-poop-is-one-of-natures-weirdest-superpowers

Basically, they like to poop on top of logs and little hilly things, to make it more visible. The squareness stops it from rolling down.

Why are Wombat Scats Cubic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzevM30IrUQ&t=149s


Forest brownies!

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Sep 18, 2010

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particle409 posted:

http://io9.com/5872472/the-wombats-cubic-poop-is-one-of-natures-weirdest-superpowers

Basically, they like to poop on top of logs and little hilly things, to make it more visible. The squareness stops it from rolling down.

Why are Wombat Scats Cubic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzevM30IrUQ&t=149s


Forest brownies!



Can confirm

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Birb Katter posted:

As you can see, our animals are all normal and awesome


One of these little jerks dive bombed my friend for the chicken he was just about to put in his mouth and ripped his lip open as he did so - and then he just LAUGHED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Op4PZzwwU

You know it's dawn when these little chuckle fucks are yucking it up :3

Birb Katter
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lt_kennedy posted:

One of these little jerks dive bombed my friend for the chicken he was just about to put in his mouth and ripped his lip open as he did so - and then he just LAUGHED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Op4PZzwwU

You know it's dawn when these little chuckle fucks are yucking it up :3

I literally use them to tell the time in summer. Going camping with people and then placing bets on the time is a great way to get a beer off someone. They really are like clockwork.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

lt_kennedy posted:

One of these little jerks dive bombed my friend for the chicken he was just about to put in his mouth and ripped his lip open as he did so - and then he just LAUGHED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Op4PZzwwU

You know it's dawn when these little chuckle fucks are yucking it up :3

You get Magpies swooping people in the suburbs and even in the cities. Those fuckers fear nothing.



Birb Katter posted:

and cheeky, sticking out their

Blue Tongue

Blue-Tongue Lizards are pretty awesome and docile creatures. My class had a pair as a pet (they get lonely on their own) when I was in primary school :allears:.

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Oct 5, 2011

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