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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Alehkhs posted:

Let me tell you a tale...

The Tale of Tales:

(Slightly :nws: for nudity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hVmpGzl7A

i'm in.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Alehkhs posted:

Let me tell you a tale...

The Tale of Tales:

(Slightly :nws: for nudity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hVmpGzl7A

This is so Italian that it'll have a pizza named after it within the hour. Look great too.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Alehkhs posted:

Let me tell you a tale...

The Tale of Tales:

(Slightly :nws: for nudity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hVmpGzl7A

This is like Barney's movie from the Springfield film festival.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Looks dope

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
That looks loving awesome.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



MonsieurChoc posted:

I would like a movie where they fight the Mole King or Reed Richards alternate evil time-travelling dad who fought robot-tesla for a while.

Even though it predated most other team-based hero comics (not JLA) FF always seemed like the gateway from Marvel Earth stuff to Marvel Universe stuff (Thor, Adam Warlock, Namor, Galactus, Surfer, The Watcher, and other awesome weirdo ideas from Jack Kirby's inexhaustible reservoir)...and even though the FF were public figures their struggles in the comics seemed to have a more cosmic implication. It's all simultaneously compelling and dumb.

That trailer's action scenes look like they're ??sidestepping?? the current CGI trend of urban destruction and falling buildings, at least to a degree. There is a more cosmic feel, regardless of the generic trailers, and that makes me at least somewhat curious (unlike the boring look of Avengers)...even if it's just part of some bullshit hope of mine to get a cool Silver Surfer story someday.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FCKGW posted:

This is like Barney's movie from the Springfield film festival.

Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcReu_d9h4o

Ayem
Mar 4, 2008

Cross-Section posted:

Barely a trailer, but still fairly effective:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NELx1y8cr1M

Disney has a tight seal on that one.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

The more Disney tightens its grip, the more mirrors will slip through its fingers. :j:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Cross-Section posted:

The more Disney tightens its grip, the more mirrors will slip through its fingers. :j:

death star, that's it? WHY would they do that poo poo again?




edit; Oh, Ben!



VVVVVVVV oh okay, that makes sense.

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Apr 20, 2015

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The premise of the spin off is that its how the Rebellion got the Death Star plans in the first place.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

second-hand smegma posted:

death star, that's it? WHY would they do that poo poo again?

1. Star Was has always had an unhealthy fascination with the Death Star. It's weird.
2. The new Star Wars material is laser-focused on getting old fans back on-board with Star Wars so there isn't a divide between the kids who'll like anything with pew pew lasers and the adult fans, making Star Wars a true family franchise again.
3. That laser-focus means extrapolation on the Original Trilogy concepts/aesthetic first and foremost because the most vocal adult fans hate prequel material.
4. On top of that Star Wars has historically remixed the ever-loving poo poo out of the OT. In the now non-canon EU there are like 100+ goddamn stories about who stole the original Death Star plans because it's a great way to do a sidestory that directly involves the OT but is very tangential regardless. Now they want to do an "official" version and they have literally dozens of examples from the last 30 years to draw from.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

New Jurassic World trailer. Apparently not everything from that dinosaur commando JP4 story was scrapped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJJrkyHas78

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Looks ok. I don't really hate any one thing about it at all but I'm still really underwhelmed. It'll be a huge hit with kids who haven't seen the original, so that's sincerely good.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
My opinion hasn't changed since the first trailer

Asiina posted:

I think my childhood wonderment is broken, cause that was way too cheesy for me.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Just once I'd like a scientist in one of these monster flicks to point out, when someone says "It's just an animal," that human beings are also just animals.

Sir Kodiak fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Apr 20, 2015

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Aren't giant meat-eating dinosaurs scary enough?

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
I enjoy the (likely unintentional) meta commentary about the in movie theme-park needing to up its game to keep attendance high, so they make a super-dino; kind of like the movie itself needing to up its game to keep attendance high, so they introduce a super-dino.

It won't be great, but I'll check it out once I can see it in my home theater.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
This was in the Movies Poster thread, looks like another killer biopic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaOZiu-hnTM

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife

The MSJ posted:

New Jurassic World trailer. Apparently not everything from that dinosaur commando JP4 story was scrapped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJJrkyHas78

downgraded my expectations from "i'm pretty hyped for this" to "eh, i'll see it drunk"

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Hat Thoughts posted:

This was in the Movies Poster thread, looks like another killer biopic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaOZiu-hnTM

That movie looks like a TV show.

From the director's IMDB:

quote:

Khoa Le is multi-faceted entrepreneur, director, producer, writer, and cinematographer, who founded the production and media company, KVibe Productions, LLC. Best known for his directorial work on the Oscar Qualified feature film, Walt Before Mickey (starring Jon Heder, Thomas Ian Nicholas, David Henrie, Jodie Sweetin), he also studied music composition at Juilliard and directed a TV pilot for the NY Yankees.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
It feels like a parody

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I wonder how many people working on that knew that it was an unauthorized biopic. Technically I don't think Disney can stop them but we're talking about a corporation that has successfully changed the way copyright law works in order to keep Mickey Mouse from going into public domain.

Also funnily enough just from the trailer it looks like they aren't shying away from his smoking, which Disney completely downplayed for that Saving Mr Banks movie.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

mr.capps posted:

It feels like a parody

Exactly, I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, something unexpected to pop up that says "Ha, gotchya! This is actually a comedy mocking those crappy Oscar-bait biopics!" But nope, the whole trailer played straight, we're just getting the crappy Oscar-bait biopic.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
How can the new JW trailer not have the theme music

That was what sold me in the first trailer. Like... all you gotta do is play 5 -10 notes and Im sold.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The more I see of Jurassic World the less interested I get. It feels like the Terminator Genesys trailer (though not quite so bad) in that it seems to be recycling everything from prior movies. Big, new scary Dino gets loose at the park causing havoc. kids get lost in the woods. ranger guy who understands raptors clearly the smartest dude in the room. stupid dumb people in charge. A giant birdcage and the birds get loose! Galloping gallimimus! It looks like Big new Dino is also apparently super smart and possibly leading a dino revolt? So they might be ripping off the new Planet of the Apes movies as well?

I won't be surprised if the new dino kills both a T-rex and Spinosaurus. Also if she eats TWO people off a toilet.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Febreeze posted:

It feels like the Terminator Genesys trailer (though not quite so bad) in that it seems to be recycling everything from prior movies.

Yeah, same with the Star Wars trailers.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The MSJ posted:

New Jurassic World trailer. Apparently not everything from that dinosaur commando JP4 story was scrapped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJJrkyHas78
This looks so much less interesting than the original, it's almost unimaginable.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Are they gonna kill a gene-modded-super-dino with a trained hit squad of raptors lead by some guy on a motorcycle. Is this what my eyes are seeing

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

BlueBayou posted:

How can the new JW trailer not have the theme music

That was what sold me in the first trailer. Like... all you gotta do is play 5 -10 notes and Im sold.

https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

mr.capps posted:

It feels like a parody

I half expected a collegehumor or funny or die logo to pop up at the end.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Asiina posted:

I half expected a collegehumor or funny or die logo to pop up at the end.

It looks like a live action version of a Dingo Pictures film. Instead of ripping off Disney movies they'll just make a lovely knockoff of the man himself.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Alehkhs posted:

Let me tell you a tale...

The Tale of Tales:

(Slightly :nws: for nudity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hVmpGzl7A

It's like a live action Bosch painting. I like it.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Zzulu posted:

Are they gonna kill a gene-modded-super-dino with a trained hit squad of raptors lead by some guy on a motorcycle. Is this what my eyes are seeing

That would be enough to get my butt in the seat, same as Dinobots were.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Tomorrowland Trailer 3 (Spoilers - Probably more than I wanted to see)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfFGnVgJCB4

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

PaganGoatPants posted:

Tomorrowland Trailer 3 (Spoilers - Probably more than I wanted to see)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfFGnVgJCB4

No, that finally lets me know what the hell I'm getting into and I kind of like it. The Stepford Terminators are creepy-cool. I might actually watch it now.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Probably too much of the action sequence in the house but that's almost certainly only the kick-off scene of the movie, so there's a lot we haven't seen. And I still haven't got any idea what Tomorrowland actually is or how it works so it was still pretty light on plot reveals.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Antti posted:

Probably too much of the action sequence in the house but that's almost certainly only the kick-off scene of the movie, so there's a lot we haven't seen. And I still haven't got any idea what Tomorrowland actually is or how it works so it was still pretty light on plot reveals.

It looks like bioshock but set in Disneyland.

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Syd Mead as John Galt.

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BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

PaganGoatPants posted:

Tomorrowland Trailer 3 (Spoilers - Probably more than I wanted to see)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfFGnVgJCB4

This looks like SO much fun.

I preordered the pins a while ago. They were supposed to come today, but have been delayed to tomorrow(land)
:(

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