Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Cue Republican outrage in 3,21 Oh man I can feel the image macros generating themselves out of pure rage from people reading that story.
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Biff Rockgroin posted:I can't look at that Paul Ryan work out picture without thinking that its from a series, and five pictures later he's just straight up naked.
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he sacrificed his lips to the devil for a modicum of political power
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Cue Republican outrage in 3,21 Who do those chimps think they are, corporations?!
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Pop-Eye?
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McAlister posted:This is from awhile back but raw stats won't work. You have to fight narrative with narrative and use data as a garnish for a new narrative to replace the one she's been taught. As Terry Pratchet said, we aren't Homo sapiens, we are pans narrans - the story telling apes. So you have to give her a new narrative that retains core principles/values from her current narrative. SnakePlissken posted:What a substantial post! We can certainly use more like this around here. Bunleigh posted:The important question is, how did Crowder tear his rotator cuff? My guess is over-enthusiastically jerking off to pictures of himself in drag. Can I just say that I love this forum?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Cue Republican outrage in 3,21 Okay, wait, what the hell? How can a chimp challenge anything in court?
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Who do those chimps think they are, corporations?! Chimp Corp
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In my anecdotal experience it took about 3 years to work up to 25 pullups at the same 220lbs bodyweight as Crowder. I've had a hell of a time trying to progress beyond that though.
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Guys you're missing the point. If chimps are people they can be citizens. If they're citizens, they can be president. Hail To The Chimp Will be a reality!
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Dirk the Average posted:Okay, wait, what the hell? How can a chimp challenge anything in court? Well, they've been buddy cop movie deputies for decades now, it was just a matter of time before one jumped to being a lawyer...
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OAquinas posted:Well, they've been buddy cop movie deputies for decades now, it was just a matter of time before one jumped to being a lawyer... "He's not an animal! He's my partner."
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:Guys you're missing the point. If chimps are people they can be citizens. If they're citizens, they can be president. Hail To The Chimp Will be a reality! "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:Guys you're missing the point. If chimps are people they can be citizens. If they're citizens, they can be president. Hail To The Chimp Will be a reality!
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:Guys you're missing the point. If chimps are people they can be citizens. If they're citizens, they can be president. Hail To The Chimp Will be a reality! Were they born in the US? Were their mothers citizens?
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Oh man...we're verging on unintentional poop here.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 21:19 |
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This reminds me of a dream I had where my dog was a conservative talk radio host and I trolled him by calling in and asking if Stefan Urquelle was considered an American citizen.
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Sir Tonk posted:It was "It's not gay if you don't cum" when I was active, might be a regional thing. Biff Rockgroin posted:I can't look at that Paul Ryan work out picture without thinking that its from a series, and five pictures later he's just straight up naked.
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Tender Bender posted:This reminds me of a dream I had where my dog was a conservative talk radio host and I trolled him by calling in and asking if Stefan Urquelle was considered an American citizen.
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Nothing pisses of liberals like entrepreneurs and Parental involvement
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
How are those moments? This is sad even for a clickbait headline article.
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The world is black and white. Liberals think single parents and gays are cool, therefore they HATE traditional families. Edit: Also, three men who aren't related to one another living in one house and raising children together: traditional family values! Knight posted:What did he say? He sputtered with rage and started picking apart the definition of "natural-born" in great detail. Tender Bender fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Bob Saget being a dirty comic is the best thing about Full House now in retrospect. I now wonder if the show had been centered around that if it'd have been more like "Married...with Children". e: Wonder if the jokes for "American Funniest Videos" would have been a million times better as well.
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edit^^^ ahaha good point, they could have written this dumb clickbait piece about almost any family sitcom but they chose the one with loving Bob Sagetquote:It’s not Leave it to Beaver. It’s not even the Andy Griffith Show. It’s didn’t portray the typical American family. Hazo fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Not to get all tech bubble in this thread, but how is Full House supposed to work in San Francisco for TYOL 2015? Is it going to be your typical American family paying 4000 a month for a small shack? Job Truniht fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Job Truniht posted:Not to get all tech bubble in this thread, but how is Full House supposed to work in San Francisco in 2015. Is it going to be your typical American family paying 4000 a month for a small shack? Apparently the property is valued at 2.8m. http://www.people.com/article/full-house-friends-homes-cost So uh...
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Job Truniht posted:Not to get all tech bubble in this thread, but how is Full House supposed to work in San Francisco in 2015. Is it going to be your typical American family paying 4000 a month for a small shack? I assume the show will be about Michelle moving back in with her family after being unable to find work for two years, and to have every episode make fun of her for being lazy millennial trash.
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Are the Olsen twins still alive? Am I even thinking of the right show? The terrible, terrible, show?
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Coohoolin posted:Are the Olsen twins still alive? Am I even thinking of the right show? The terrible, terrible, show? They're worth several hundred million apiece. So they probably won't even slum the reunion.
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Job Truniht posted:Not to get all tech bubble in this thread, but how is Full House supposed to work in San Francisco for TYOL 2015? Is it going to be your typical American family paying 4000 a month for a small shack? Real estate prices for the part of the city it was set in were also ludicrous even back in the 80s and 90s. It made no sense that they were able to afford it then either really.
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Why was everyone so goddamn mean to Kimmy?
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Coohoolin posted:Are the Olsen twins still alive? Am I even thinking of the right show? The terrible, terrible, show? Didn't one them marry some 50 year old guy when she was still a teen or something? And one of the other girls on the show was a meth addict. I was always under the impression that the show was for little kids. Wasn't it?
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I guess I underestimated just how essential "untimely death of a spouse" was to the concept of Full House.
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Tender Bender posted:I guess I underestimated just how essential "untimely death of a spouse" was to the concept of Full House. It's the curse of the Tanner family. Nobody want's to marry them and face death's wrath, but those out of the know make the fatal mistake.
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Steve Deace, who supports sodomy laws, is worried about gays putting Christians in jail. MaxxBot fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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"YES we conservative LOVE parental involvement! What? Maternity leave? Paternity leave? Get out of my sight, you hippie scumbag!!"
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MaxxBot posted:Steve Deace, who supports sodomy laws, is worried about gays putting Christians in jail.
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Luminous Obscurity posted:"He's not an animal! He's my partner." "He was my partner, but now he's my husband." The worst fears of conservatives will soon be realized! Tender Bender posted:I guess I underestimated just how essential "untimely death of a spouse" was to the concept of Full House. Yeah, it was real weird. They almost never touch on it, and there's even like a first season episode where Danny Tanner is like dating. I'm not sure dating 4 months after your wife died is a thing most people do, but I think people maybe grieve differently. ErIog fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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ErIog posted:"He was my partner, but now he's my husband." They do. It's such an insipid show beyond that though. It was the Leave it to Beaver of the early 90s, "safe family show" for incredibly boring people to enjoy and Bob Saget to pay the bills with.
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