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not yet, give it about ten years absolute maximum for when google founders fear of death reaches critical levels (they'll start claiming success in two years i think)
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SIGSEGV posted:then version 2 will come out, doesn't cause neuropathy anymore but there's a new unknown prion in there, must be cool since we're biohackers unless you're in the other A/B group in which case you get something else at random
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hobbesmaster posted:unless you're in the other A/B group in which case you get something else at random you get hepatitis from biohackers not being good at medical procedures such as needle disposal and or sterilization and re-use "it's safe, i cooked it sous-vide at 120°F for two hours. Biohacking is so great, i'm so great"
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hobbesmaster posted:unless you're in the other A/B group in which case you get something else at random yeah, your eyes get moved to a secondary skin strip you have to lift to see
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but you can instantly buy anything a you say
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if something goes wrong you can always find a libertarian with a mystery needle that you can't prove is dangerous
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is it just me or is google image search not working? nm working now Boxturret fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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duTrieux. posted:if something goes wrong you can always find a libertarian with a mystery needle that you can't prove is dangerous anyone have a link to that story about a libertarian found wandering around some manner of festival with a syringe looking to stick someone and was insisting just that?
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Verdafolio posted:anyone have a link to that story about a libertarian found wandering around some manner of festival with a syringe looking to stick someone and was insisting just that? http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...d6bd_story.html posted:Then someone taps him on the shoulder. There’s a kid having a bad trip in the bathroom, and in this hectic, anti-hierarchical festival, Eyre is the closest thing to an authority figure around.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 23:53 |
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google is doing the right thing for the wrong reasons i'm glad that npapi is going away once and for all time. but we all know google is doing it for their own benefit, not because they give any fucks about users
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 23:58 |
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hey if anyone wants an invite to i/o extended in seattle on may 28th hit me up. there's definitely free food at the very least and probably some demos, idk i'ma be in vegas that week.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:hey if anyone wants an invite to i/o extended in seattle on may 28th hit me up. there's definitely free food at the very least and probably some demos, idk i'ma be in vegas that week. pleaaaaaseee give an invite to cremnob
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sure let me just dox someone easy to do with all my sudo google powers uh huh
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 00:28 |
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don't you have like an employee portal and then you just type the name of someone and it shows you everything about them, including their complete search history, bank records etc? no? must be just where i work then
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:hey if anyone wants an invite to i/o extended in seattle on may 28th hit me up. there's definitely free food at the very least and probably some demos, idk i'ma be in vegas that week. ooh can I come
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 01:29 |
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innovation is alive and well at mountain view
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 01:52 |
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hrrrm... how can we, an ad company, serve people fewer ads? hmmmery....
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 01:56 |
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cremnob posted:
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 01:56 |
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actually its just a nebulous 25-50% less ads
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i like that its not a hard number, like "hmmm, maybe 20%? idk"
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my bff jill
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would anyone even notice 15% fewer ads
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Pinterest Mom posted:would anyone even notice 15% fewer ads looking forward to -15% ads
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Pinterest Mom posted:would anyone even notice 15% fewer ads thats the beauty, you can keep serving people 100% ads and they wont tell
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hmm only $10/m for up to 50% fewer ads or free for no ads ever??????? hmmmmmmm lemme think on this
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 02:07 |
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or you just give them the same amount of ads and then jack up the ads for everyone else so nobody can say you lied if it ever goes in court also that's the sort of "feeling smarter than you" that google likes, remember youtube-nocookie dot net or whatever it was and LSOs? wasn't a cookie, not a lie
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 02:08 |
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even better it'll make the shits that argue that adblocking is immoral even more pissed of now that "there's an alternate option! "
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 02:09 |
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once flash based ads became the norm and ads were the easiest vector for malware, ive had no moral quandary with blocking them
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 02:11 |
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mishaq posted:once flash based ads became the norm and ads were the easiest vector for malware, ive had no moral quandary with blocking them
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I've never had a moral quandary with blocking them because gently caress ads. me posting on this site is evidence that I'm willing to pay for websites given the chance. I even donated to Adblock. but lol if you think I'm going to pay google to be the middleman that blocks their own ads and decides who gets my money.
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 05:24 |
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lol moral quandary you served a site to the public. i'll use whatever frankenstein browser combination i want, and if it fouls your ad revenues, that's your problem welcome to the web it's not particularly friendly to your revenue model cope, or get the gently caress out
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 05:29 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:lol moral quandary
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 06:40 |
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block all ads
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please whitelist sites you want to support, and are unlikely to serve you malware i guess. i watch youtube ads, hehe. 8-)
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The Management posted:I've never had a moral quandary with blocking them because gently caress ads. me posting on this site is evidence that I'm willing to pay for websites given the chance. I even donated to Adblock. but lol if you think I'm going to pay google to be the middleman that blocks their own ads and decides who gets my money. it legit bothers me how often i agree with posts by The Management and its purely due to the username
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 09:36 |
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you'll be able to unblock youtube separately, no idea whats up with the google ad stuff. maybe they just go away from the entire internet instead of just googles own pages ofc it'll involve google saddling you with some cookies to track you in order to turn off the ads
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Improbable Lobster posted:block all ads always intense
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I hope adblocking gets even more popular so every site on the Internet is forced to have a paywall.
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