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lampey
Mar 27, 2012

Potato Alley posted:

That's all very well and good for the SF startups I'm surrounded with that are creating scalable web services etc., but what about businesses operating with relatively static workloads? When my clients come to me asking to put their fileserver in the cloud, I do my best to tell them it doesn't do anything for them a colo space wouldn't, but they just hear "the cloud" and go I NEED THAT BECAUSE MAGIC.

Springcm is basically putting your file server in the cloud and its pretty great

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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Agrikk posted:

Don't forget Chaos Gorilla: it takes out whole regions.

I was there when they turned off the East Coast. No Netflix customer noticed.

It was goddamn amazing.

This poo poo is so goddamn cool but it just makes my head explode.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Anyone ever use the virtual tape library feature of AWS? It's something we're going to be looking into leveraging for DR and to get rid of our tape library.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

GreenNight posted:

Anyone ever use the virtual tape library feature of AWS? It's something we're going to be looking into leveraging for DR and to get rid of our tape library.

Yes. Storage gateway with glacier is a good and cheap option for offsite backups for your existing backup setup. Set it up and it creates some iSCSI devices that behave just as a tape library would. Ten tape drives with a library containing a thousand tapes that never need swapping? Sure!

Just make sure you have the appropriate outbound bandwidth to shove the data to glacier in the time you expect it to. This is the biggest mistake people make.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

We have a 50 meg pipe. If I read everything correctly, you would do 1 full backup and then only differentials, correct? Our backup size is around 400 gig a night for diffs and our full is 2 tb.

GreenNight fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Apr 21, 2015

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

larchesdanrew posted:

I reiterated that the GM told me to learn how to do it and he just shook his head again and said, "It's not his decision on what you know how to do around here."

I would ask for this in writing. If he asks why, tell him so you can cover your rear end when you're asked to do something and cannot do it.

Did you mention the massive cleanup job you did to the GM? Perhaps you can start using the GM to your advantage. Perhaps ask to be put on the same level as him, that way you're both reporting to the GM, instead of you reporting to this turdnozzle.

J
Jun 10, 2001

Migishu posted:

I would ask for this in writing. If he asks why, tell him so you can cover your rear end when you're asked to do something and cannot do it.

Did you mention the massive cleanup job you did to the GM? Perhaps you can start using the GM to your advantage. Perhaps ask to be put on the same level as him, that way you're both reporting to the GM, instead of you reporting to this turdnozzle.

:agreed:

Get the entire door code story and why you can't disable the fired person's code in writing. A fired individual making threats while being escorted out of the building needs to have their access revoked before they are even escorted out of the building, nevermind afterwards. That is just so cut and dry that I think you should be able to use it to get the GM on your side. He'll be key to getting anything done since your shitlord boss is keeping you in the dark.

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!

GreenNight posted:

We have a 50 meg pipe. If I read everything correctly, you would do 1 full backup and then only differentials, correct? Our backup size is around 400 gig a night for diffs and our full is 2 tb.

Your pipe is too small.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



J posted:

:agreed:

Get the entire door code story and why you can't disable the fired person's code in writing. A fired individual making threats while being escorted out of the building needs to have their access revoked before they are even escorted out of the building, nevermind afterwards. That is just so cut and dry that I think you should be able to use it to get the GM on your side. He'll be key to getting anything done since your shitlord boss is keeping you in the dark.
Oh yea, thats right. Send him an email requesting it. Tell him ahead of time that you are going to do it, and that you want it in writing, and do it anyway.

IT might make him re-think what he's doing. Also maybe do that for the trash stuff.

Nerdrock
Jan 31, 2006

Migishu posted:

I would ask for this in writing. If he asks why, tell him so you can cover your rear end when you're asked to do something and cannot do it.

Did you mention the massive cleanup job you did to the GM? Perhaps you can start using the GM to your advantage. Perhaps ask to be put on the same level as him, that way you're both reporting to the GM, instead of you reporting to this turdnozzle.

Clearly this is entrapment.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Nerdrock posted:

Clearly this is entrapment.

Agreed. Have you considered just giving him bags of trash?

Seriously though, you should schedule a chat with your GM about your boss being a literal hoarder. It could always go all Tony on you, but that could happen anyway. The guy needs mental health treatment, as he's now actually putting you in danger.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

I'm getting annoyed with my supervisor and having to do his job. Mostly since there's no clear path for me to actually take the job, it's just me doing (almost) all the work of the supervisor while still having to do my regular work, including training new people. It's a 5-person help desk + the supervisor, where two people just left. So it's me, a guy who started in August, a guy who started in March and one who started last week (and seemingly no rush on hiring a 5th person). There's over a hundred retail locations plus three distribution centers and about a hundred more in the corporate office.

I can't go to my manager and say what a lovely job the supervisor is doing, I basically have to wait for them to figure it out on their own

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Then stop doing his job for him?

teamdest
Jul 1, 2007

myron cope posted:

I can't go to my manager and say what a lovely job the supervisor is doing, I basically have to wait for them to figure it out on their own

why not?

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

I did this once, I was told to "trust them, they know who they were hiring". They didn't, they were all lawyers. I left for a different job, new boss was eventually let go. I attest this to me keeping that place up and humming for said boss.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Moey posted:

I did this once, I was told to "trust them, they know who they were hiring". They didn't, they were all lawyers. I left for a different job, new boss was eventually let go. I attest this to me keeping that place up and humming for said boss.

Wait... You can't because you had a bad experience when you did it at a different job?

Edit:

Never mind, two different people. Sorry.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


We finally had someone start today in our vacant helpdesk position. After my boss sat her down and walked her through a quick overview of just about everything, I gave her a relatively simple task of getting an ID card scanner installed on a workstation. It's normally a ~15min job, but 2.5 hours later she was still at it. Her issue ended up being a bad USB cable (which I swear to god I didn't deliberately give her as some kind of test, promise!!), and I get that it was her first day and all but I wasn't feeling real confident about out choice when I left for the day.

She seems nice, anyway....

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
A bad USB cable is honestly a hard issue to catch depending on the symptoms.

If there wasn't a known good setup nearby for testing then I'd give it a pass, especially for a new person.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

A bad USB cable is honestly a hard issue to catch depending on the symptoms.

If there wasn't a known good setup nearby for testing then I'd give it a pass, especially for a new person.

I had a USB cable that would corrupt any attempt to write a program to a microcontroller, but would work with my phone . that took a while to figure out.

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM
Yeah Idk honestly it's bad troubleshooting but the USB cable is probably one of the last things I'd check. Honestly, how often do USB cables go bad?

Swink
Apr 18, 2006
Left Side <--- Many Whelps
I'm sitting here in 'static workload' land and it is just. So. Boring.

So much cool stuff happening with clouds and containers and APIs and I'm just sitting here making sure my pet servers have enough disk space.

Id put my severs in the cloud just for something to do.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Antioch posted:

We have a couple contractors doing a hardware refresh in a town about 3 hours away. They left yesterday morning in a rented van.
Last night they went out and got drunk. Then got pulled over on the way back to the hotel.
Then the driver got arrested for DUI and drunk and disorderly. And the van got impounded.
The other two guys are on the way back on the Greyhound.
I'm not privy to what's currently happening to the arrested dude, nor to our equipment in the rental van.

Feel good story of the week, right there.

We have a big push by upper manager in IT to outsource a majority of our travel to contractors, since they are cheaper. I can't wait until we have a version of that story.

Right now people are discussing having cablers do our wireless site surveys at some of our locations. I feel that having people with no experience with this equipment and what we plan on using it for is not a great idea. But apparently we'll teach them somehow, even though its an outside company and there is no guarantee that we'll get the same people on every trip.

I have a feeling there are companies that specialize in this, or we can get the necessary training, but I know neither will happen.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Sirotan posted:

I wasn't feeling real confident about out choice when I left for the day.

She seems nice, anyway....

Imagine how SHE feels, after her first day was such a mess? I'd have a panic attack if that was the first thing that happened to me on a new job.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

You'll be sorry you made fun of me when Daddy Donald jails all my posting enemies!

KoRMaK posted:

Man, I must live in some sort of small corporate paradise because if this happened to me I am nearly obligated to correct it. It's my responsibility to get it right, and it's my obligation to not allow that kind of poo poo go without calling it out. And I don't have to worry about my job over it. It's all in the pursuit of constructive criticism though.
Our auditors won't let us be more than a day off from a person's term on getting all their poo poo turned off. Leaving a door open to kind of thing (no pun intended) seems insane.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

At my job I'm lucky if HR tells me a person leaves within 2 weeks of that person leaving. I'm waiting for an ex employee to VPN and delete poo poo or send out nasty emails.

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

FireSight posted:

Imagine how SHE feels, after her first day was such a mess? I'd have a panic attack if that was the first thing that happened to me on a new job.

Sirotan is just a bully.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



GreenNight posted:

At my job I'm lucky if HR tells me a person leaves within 2 weeks of that person leaving. I'm waiting for an ex employee to VPN and delete poo poo or send out nasty emails.
The only ways I find out is if a new hire needs me to remote into the workstation but it was assigned to someone else, or if someone suspects they stole something after leaving and I have to trawl through remote access logs to find out.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
A ticket came in, one of our locations can't login to a vendor's website to place orders; it just goes to a white page and then back to the home page. I confirm this on two other computers. I attempt to contact the vendor through their site but the form for assistance also does not function. I check the firewall rules to make sure nothing is being blocked that should be let through. Cookies and the like haven't changed.

And that's when I find the cause; trying to login again I typo the password field with an extra character and it does the same thing. Huh. I wonder if the password is just wrong.

The password they were using was wrong. :doh: It'd be nice if the vendor website had the courtesy to let us know that though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



CitizenKain posted:

We have a big push by upper manager in IT to outsource a majority of our travel to contractors, since they are cheaper. I can't wait until we have a version of that story.

Right now people are discussing having cablers do our wireless site surveys at some of our locations. I feel that having people with no experience with this equipment and what we plan on using it for is not a great idea. But apparently we'll teach them somehow, even though its an outside company and there is no guarantee that we'll get the same people on every trip.

I have a feeling there are companies that specialize in this, or we can get the necessary training, but I know neither will happen.

It depends on the firm. We use one nationally and either they or their subcontractors do very competent surveys using AirMagnet. We also use them to cable and install APs and wired networking equipment.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

I love customers, I really do.

I love them going "I have 2tb to back up, can you reimburse me for the time it takes for me to back up all this data on a 3mbit upload?"

Because I love going "hahahahahaha no! I can give you a refund for your subscription though!" only to have them reply "but I don't want a refund!!" v:v:v

I also like getting calls like "I accidentally deleted my files, I can't find them on the backup!" only for me to look at their backup and it's all goddamn torrented porn from Azureus like Gangbanged Black Nightingales and Backdoor Sluts 9. That was probably the only time I've ever put a customer on mute and stopped listening to whatever he had to say so I could laugh hysterically out loud. What really sealed the deal was when it was him and his wife wanting to restore this data, and her telling me he had Parkinsons. I just loving lost my poo poo.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

GreenBuckanneer posted:

and her telling me he had Parkinsons. I just loving lost my poo poo.

Lol that's pretty funny man

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Cumslut1895 posted:

Lol that's pretty funny man

I feel horrible, but it was still very funny.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
Some training came in.

All of the Juniper SRX courses!

Compressed into 5 days.


And it's going live on production next week.


Hm.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009


I don't know, it doesn't seem like a very good thing to do, it seems very... Underhanded, I guess?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
He's not doing his job. Talk to your manager.

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
Last week I saw a new ticket in the que.
"We're having trouble with a very big pest on the 2nd floor at accounting. Please destroy the cockroach with number (# of printer). It works sometimes or half. Now the scan doesn't work again. please send it back or change it."

my coworker sees the call and closes it with
"ambiguous call"


Got a chuckle out of me

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Moey posted:

Sirotan is just a bully.

:( I told her I wasn't doing it as some kind of twisted first day test thing. Hopefully her second day will be more productive.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

What's crazy to me is your shop has TWO ladies (you're a lady right?)

Seriously please get more women in IT this place is a sausage fest and I'm tired of my co-workers bitching about women.

Japanese Dating Sim
Nov 12, 2003

hehe
Lipstick Apathy

Gilok posted:

Seriously please get more women in IT this place is a sausage fest and I'm tired of my co-workers bitching about women.
Empty-quoting this.

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Spazz
Nov 17, 2005

Gilok posted:

Seriously please get more women in IT this place is a sausage fest and I'm tired of my co-workers bitching about women.

Our other teams where I work have women on them, but support is the only one that doesn't seem to be able to find any to work for us. I could understand if they interviewed with us and saw most of us wearing jeans, band T's, and being unshaved could scare people away, but we haven't even gotten resumes.

Now that I think about it, my wall of Taylor Swift Polaroids may scare people away too...

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