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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpsI8mWKmg

Not going to lie I had completely forgotten about Patricia Arquette until I saw this.

That was a lot funnier than the loving poo song

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

That was a lot funnier than the loving poo song

well yeah it had two of the funniest women in entertainment involved :rolleye:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

well yeah it had two of the funniest women in entertainment involved :rolleye:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

ElMaligno posted:

I live in San Leandro, which is right across the bay from foster city. I have a 1 bedroom apartment for a decent rent so it's possible to find a decent place in here. It's just hard as gently caress.

But if ya accept the job and ya need a place to crash for a couple of days I got a sex dungeon inflatable mattress for you.

What's your rent? I pay 1250/mo for a one bedroom in a good part of Chicago. Moving to a three bedroom that 1846/mo this week.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Rent is 1200/month, bah is 2400/month.

:getin:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol what bachelor pays $1200 for rent. Go sleep in a garage and pocket that poo poo. Your little couch/TV setup in your empty place is lol enough

The gently caress you need all that space for?

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 23, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:stare:

I pay $750/mo for a 2 BR townhouse.

(Was getting $1500/mo for BAH, thanks Ann Arbor)

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I it has a secure garage.

Edit: that is Oakland bah too, sf bah for my rank would be sitting like 3100/month lol

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:stare:

I pay $750/mo for a 2 BR townhouse.

(Was getting $1500/mo for BAH, thanks Ann Arbor)

I pay 650/month for a house I own with a yard. It's 2 bedroom 2 bath 1100 square feet because I wanted a small house but drat rents be crazy

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol what bachelor pays $1200 for rent. Go sleep in a garage and pocket that poo poo. Your little couch/TV setup in your empty place is lol enough

The gently caress you need all that space for?

In Chicago even a studio is 800 bucks.

I'm moving in with two of my friends so my share is 615/mo. Me and a buddy were paying 1600/mo for a 4 bedroom 2 story house with a garage and backyard in Wasilla, AK.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I live in southern NY. 1BR $1100 per month.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ElMaligno posted:

I it has a secure garage.

Edit: that is Oakland bah too, sf bah for my rank would be sitting like 3100/month lol

the joke is on you cuz youre still getting bah you stupid gently caress

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Well I ain't got no debt, make a decent amount per month, I like the area I'm in and I like the job I'm currently doing.

I'm still a massive idiot though...

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



I have 1100 sq. ft. on the border of Montrose/Midtown in Houston for $900. Apartments across the street of a similar size are literally twice the price.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Moral of the story: living in a city is expensive

I don't pay anything for public transportation on account of my college and being a disabled vet.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

There's always cheap spots in cities. You just have to know where to look and check craigslist frequently and have some common sense with screening ads. And no I don't mean in a shanty town, poo poo location, and all that. Well they exist but yeah

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

holocaust bloopers posted:

Moral of the story: living in a city is expensive

I don't pay anything for public transportation on account of my college and being a disabled vet.

more BAH though! i only get $1218 ($1380 in the fall) in VA. I think I was getting $1600 in Tampa.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

There's always cheap spots in cities. You just have to know where to look and check craigslist frequently and have some common sense with screening ads. And no I don't mean in a shanty town, poo poo location, and all that. Well they exist but yeah

Like, if you aren't worried that the people next door are black or Mexican you can get decent places at good prices.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

There's always cheap spots in cities. You just have to know where to look and check craigslist frequently and have some common sense with screening ads. And no I don't mean in a shanty town, poo poo location, and all that. Well they exist but yeah

Definitely. Those cheap spots are also far away from where my friends live, away from my school, and a helluva commute to work. This is why people pay more: convenience and proximity.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

or just fall into an amazing cheap spot like me not in the ghetto next to everything and convenient as gently caress. poo poo rules

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

or just fall into an amazing cheap spot like me not in the ghetto next to everything and convenient as gently caress. poo poo rules

and hot latina chicks wanna crash on your couch poo poo owns

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Apparently this is a real coffee shop:

https://www.facebook.com/blackriflecoffeeco

Their videos are worth a chuckle.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I pay $1060 a month for my mortgage for a 1400 sq. ft condo with 3 bedrooms, and like $200 a month for condo fees. (Trash collection, water, lawn care/snow plow, etc). This is extremely cheap for the town I live in, where a 2 bedroom ranch with a postage stamp sized yard will go for $250,000.

School system here is one of the best though, and I am close to everything.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm pretty centrally located close to everything I mean Walmart is only 30 minutes away and a taxi from the bar only runs me $25

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Moral of the story: living in a city is expensive

I don't pay anything for public transportation on account of my college and being a disabled vet.

This is only true if you want to live in a couple of big cities, I mean if I wanted my same apartment in downtown San Francisco I would have to pay like 3, 4 or even 5 times my rent now. Average rent for a studio is like 3000/month, you can probably find really cheap places but they are going to essentialy be small rear end boxes with rats as roomates/pets.

Edit: The housing market in SF will eventually fall to ruins anyways.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, apartment price chat appeared.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I'm in a pretty amazing location that I'm really happy with. I pay 1700/mo + utilities for a 2BR/2BA in a pretty okay complex. Except utilities here are cheap as gently caress to the point where it's only like 225/mo over what I was paying in CT for my townhouse.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, apartment price chat appeared.

then that one gay guy from gbs will appear and tell everyone about how great his condo is

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Another day, another thread where I'm glad that I'm not in NYC. :unsmith:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

then that one gay guy from gbs will appear and tell everyone about how great his condo is

i hope he does, there's a script i want to try out :getin:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Have you ever hit on a straight dude you thought was gay because he wears those ballerina shoes/slippers called toms?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Are jobs really that well paying in SF or is everyone just on government aid

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i hope he does, there's a script i want to try out :getin:

Whoa, no solidarity with your cock-sucking brethren??? :aaaaa:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Are jobs really that well paying in SF or is everyone just on government aid

No. They probably have that and live with like 5 roommates.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Whoa, no solidarity with your cock-sucking brethren??? :aaaaa:

i have a forums vendetta with 3 olives

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

USMC503 posted:

Apparently this is a real coffee shop:

https://www.facebook.com/blackriflecoffeeco

Their videos are worth a chuckle.

all this operator culture poo poo is the worst

gently caress you if you wear multicam anything out and about in the real world, loving turbodouche

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


elite_garbage_man posted:

No. They probably have that and live with like 5 roommates.

We have a field office in SF and the newer officers there make approx. what AB is being offered. Most of them have to live in subsidized housing.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Whip Slagcheek posted:

Whoa, no solidarity with your cock-sucking brethren??? :aaaaa:
He once invited Three Olives to get "Matthew Sheparded".

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Casimir Radon posted:

He once invited Three Olives to get "Matthew Sheparded".

I see nothing wrong with that sentiment.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I pay $700 a month for a room in a lovely apartment. Well the VA pays.

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