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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fried Chicken posted:

That's my point? The "they are dropping standards for women" is bullshit, they change standards for everyone, it has nothing to do with women.

Who said they were dropping standards for women?
They haven't changed standards for the infantry course, either. The argument is about women in combat roles, which have higher standards and more rigorous physical training than the rest of the military. The Marines have been letting women who meet the standards of course admission enroll in the course and so far none have graduated because they can't keep up the grueling physical requirements of the course.

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Who said they were dropping standards for women?
They haven't changed standards for the infantry course, either. The argument is about women in combat roles, which have higher standards and more rigorous physical training than the rest of the military. The Marines have been letting women who meet the standards of course admission enroll in the course and so far none have graduated because they can't keep up the grueling physical requirements of the course.

The cartoon that started the conversation

Samuel Clemens posted:



Could someone please post that cartoon about fetuses in combat?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Lemming posted:

The cartoon that started the conversation

Oh right. That. I immediately erase all Hope n Change that I accidentally read and had started with

there wolf posted:

Pullups come to mind. There was a big ta-do a few years back when it came out that half of the female marines couldn't do the three-pullup minimum required of all marines. A lot of people pointed out that pullups are something women have to train for, but a couple of months of moderate strength training are about all it takes. If women aren't already getting that as part of their marine training then it brings into question how necessary it is; how important are pullups to what a marine is ultimately required to do?

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Rorus Raz posted:

Cartoons :smug:

1
:flashfap:


I bet he can do a mean pull up.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.


Damnit Muir, no one cares about this boring and unfunny derail. I think I speak for everyone when I say: "Get back to the Barn of Manly Exploration!"

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Stultus Maximus posted:

Oh right. That. I immediately erase all Hope n Change that I accidentally read and had started with

I don't postulate on the necessity of marine pullup requirements for the joy of it, you know.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Mallard Fillmore: Year One (July 18-23, 1994)







Well, it happened. The first Ted Kennedy joke.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hey here's a joke about Biden!
Rubio!?! :downs:
Uhhh, okay? Here's a joke about Rubio inste-
BUSH!?! :downs:
Uhhh, okay sure thing, if that's what you want from me?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


Congress has numerous unhealthy ties to corporations and the exemption of politicians from various common-sense financial regulations is indicative of the rampant corruption inherent in the current system. A grass-roots socialism cartoon.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Payne celebrates Earth Day by expressing his disregard for environmental issues. Gotta drive those big vroom vroom cars!

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I'm glad Holbert explains the joke in like every panel.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Rorus Raz posted:

I'm glad Holbert explains the joke in like every panel.

A JRROSE! Cartoon.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I feel like this cartoon could have produced some CHOICE skulldonkeys if only Holbert had gone in that direction with it :sigh:

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Rorus Raz posted:

Payne celebrates Earth Day by expressing his disregard for environmental issues. Gotta drive those big vroom vroom cars!



Literally does not know what the word "climate" means

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

"If global warming why hot?" is a bold new take on being a fuckwit. :golfclap:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

It actually says less than usual that Payne is so proud of not understanding climate change considering that he's literally paid not to understand climate change

Like, I guess Branco is too, but Payne feels less like a true believer and more like a shill than Branco

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Not since midiclorians has anyone expressed a greater misunderstanding of the "Force" concept.

And "Baruke Skywalker" is terrible wordplay, just terrible. Like, "Baquack Obamailures" terrible.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Fried Chicken posted:

It would be a lot easier to take the physical fitness standards position seriously if we weren't also dropping them for everyone because the up and coming generation in general can't meet them. Between childhood obesity and a sedentary lifestyle people just can't meet the minimum, so we are dropping them for all forces across the board, male and female.

We've hit the point where our kids spend so much time playing at simulated video game violence to engage in the real thing :qq:

Thank you Kelly. In reality, American kids actually get the third most excercise among the OCED nations, and have held steady in the amount of excercise being done since the ending of agricultural life as the default. But please tell us how this LATEST GIZMO, in contrast to all others, is actually brainwashing kids into being lazy.

Its diet and nothing else.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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JOE BIDEN ======>

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Political Cartoons 2015: I breathe heavy cause I'm old.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on 'weaponised Boris Johnson' – The Conservatives have deployed the London mayor to energise an otherwise ‘dreadful, risk averse and boring’ campaign"

Telegraph:

Cameron: Ukip voters can stop 'toxic’ SNP

Independent:

Election 2015: Grant Shapps denies Wikipedia claims

Mail:
Mac on.... the leader of the Conservatives

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The artist hits the last panel. "Oh. gently caress. I need another iconic Star Wars character to read out a line here. Hmm... already used Luke... Chewbacca, Boba Fett and Threepio are all way too hard to draw... Jabba and Jar Jar are out, I need a good guy- aw, gently caress it, I'll just put one of my usual characters in Han's clothes again, I don't give a poo poo."

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Holy poo poo the demon eyes

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

"What do you mean Darth Vader redeems himself in Episode 6, showing the good he had in him all along?"

How do you suck this hard at metaphor?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Reconciliation and dialog? gently caress that poo poo! Let's continue our pointless posturing and saber rattling!

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Electro-Boogie Jack posted:

Damnit Muir, no one cares about this boring and unfunny derail. I think I speak for everyone when I say: "Get back to the Barn of Manly Exploration!"

The gently caress Barn isn't going to happen, is it? :smith: He's dropping this just like he dropped their plan to go Galt in the wilds of their wealthy relatives' estate in Hokkaido. :japan:

e: Speaking of which, isn't that hot silver fox Muir's self-insert's mother in law still staying at the ranch? Or did she leave?

Vienna Circlejerk fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Apr 23, 2015

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





Really bad eyesight?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

My eves have been glossing over DBD recently but is Muir still harping on about how Hillary is the Terminator? Jesus, it wasn't even a good burn to begin with.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Everyone knows what happens when the Terminator gets in a room with a bunch of sheep.

A great loving metaphor that's what.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
That reminds me, here's an actual thing a Saudi student said to me today when we were discussing the deal: "I think they're going to get stronger and cause trouble for my country, and we didn't do anything to them! All we did was give Saddam a bunch of money and tell him to kick the poo poo out of them!"

Man, I love my job.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Hillary as the Terminator means she will engage in a fight against her own interest for the salvation of all human kind, ending with a final act of self-sacrifice born from the empathy and compassion she learned from the humans she was programmed to protect. She also rocks some sweet shades and blowing poo poo up a lot. Shut up and take my ballot, that sounds like an awesome president. Conservatives are just bad at picking pop-culture allegories. Like that Holbert. When Stars Wars is on everyone's mind because a trailer that prompts this kind of response:



putting Barack Obama in a Skywalker outfit is a positive association.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

Everyone knows what happens when the Terminator gets in a room with a bunch of sheep.

A great loving metaphor that's what.

Bill, we'll go the the costume party dressed as dead composers. You'll be Beethoven .
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I'll be Bach!

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Where's that Stephanie McMillan about getting medicine from some twig?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Where can I get some of those leaves

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JT Jag posted:

Where can I get some of those leaves

The street term is "Spice"

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

inkblot posted:

And less political, to boot. :v:
Haven't seen Attack on Titan, what kinda political message is it pushing?

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

WarpedNaba posted:

Haven't seen Attack on Titan, what kinda political message is it pushing?
Fascism is good. Civilian governments are decadent and useless, the military is the only organization that is trustworthy.

No really.

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