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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Cricken_Nigfops posted:

...aren't pheromones primarily of use in mating? :barf:

It's prom. They don't need special nametags for it to smell like you are Surrounded by Horny Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


They are severely misinterpreting Poncho's intentions.

Ballard Street


She is severely misinterpreting Rudy's hip thrusts.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes



Ripley's

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Darthemed posted:

b]Ripley's[/b]


FACT: 100% of people who lose their smell later DIE.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Is he going to go up there and be " Oh yeah, uhh I'm the Unknown Commander, and you...you all passed my test. Yeah..er, thats the ticket! It was all a test! Time to go home now!"

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



What the gently caress does this even mean?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (February 22, 1928)



Peanuts (April 24, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Because it doesn't matter what you do when you leave Westview. YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE!

Son of Stuck Funky pointed out the 30th reunion was in 2008, which would make this one the 37th.

Popeye



Rip Haywire

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 22, 2015

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
My Lovely Horse! :argh:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Bugsy is pleased.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Is Mary a feeder? Is it her fault Wilbur is so fat and dates useless moms of druggie ex-cons?

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD



Bugsy is pleased.

That's just about perfect.



Bugsy is pleased.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



Do octopi even have pheromones? Are there two "i's" in octopi? We just don't know.
It's octopuses or octopodes :eng101:

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Pentaro posted:

Book 'im, Alfie!
\


Love it.


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Yet another chapter in Spiderman's most fallible superpower.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


His spidey sense is especially used during trivia games. "Ah, yes, that's what I thought the answer would be. I just didn't say anything."

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (April 24, 1968)



What? The final panel isn't Snoopy just saying "Petaluma?" again? But it was such gold the first two times!

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


But...it would have just been her, because if he was sensing the other guy, he would have sensed two people behind him, unless somehow she's "immune" to his spider sense.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Spider-Man is just really threatened by attractive women.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (April 22-23, 1957)





Peanuts: Year Two (June 30-July 2, 1952)







Out Our Way (January 17-18, 1927)





Super-Fun-Pak Comix

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Really Pants posted:

Spider-Man is just really threatened by attractive women.

His spider-sense thinks she'll try to bite his head off.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Did kids used to hold checkerboards on their laps?

Alabaster White posted:

What the gently caress does this even mean?

The angel is undercover so he can enjoy the tire swing. Don't think about that too hard, whoever writes that poo poo sure didn't.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


That is probably straight laudanum.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Green Intern posted:

That is probably straight laudanum.

Don't be ludicrous. For minor aches and suffering, it's nothing but heroin for our boys on the ranch.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


So it definitely wasn't the gardener, who also had grassy shoes?

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Steve Kelley really needs to come up with punchlines that don't end with wide-eyed surprise.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Why didn't they take Refurb in the first place since he just plays around at home anyway?

On the Fastrack

Programming is magic. You heard it here first.

Safe Havens

So basically the stingrays want money.

Recess

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Apr 23, 2015

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Here's today's Fingerpori!

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Midnight Moth posted:

On the Fastrack

Programming is magic. You heard it here first.
I don't even understand the premise. Do they scroll through a list of a thousand images to pick the three that they wanted in order to log in?

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elysiume posted:

I don't even understand the premise. Do they scroll through a list of a thousand images to pick the three that they wanted in order to log in?

Holbrook is a guy who loves science and technology and doesn't understand a drat thing about science or technology.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Ha ha ha old thing references!

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Elysiume posted:

I don't even understand the premise. Do they scroll through a list of a thousand images to pick the three that they wanted in order to log in?

It's basically the same idea as using Chinese characters but the characters are made up by a seven year old. Chinese characters are typed using pinyin

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Roland Jones posted:

Holbrook is a guy who loves science and technology and doesn't understand a drat thing about science or technology.



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



That goldfish ain't loving around.

Mary Worth



"Yes! It's me! MWAH-HAHAHA!"

Rex Morgan MD



Why are all the "good guys" in RMMD so sorta-shady-but-not-really lately?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

So basically the stingrays want money.

Everybody wants money and everything is a person and that is a manta ray.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



Why are all the "good guys" in RMMD so sorta-shady-but-not-really lately?
The Morgan's kid or whoever that loving is, is good at painting, so an old lady (ex?) mob boss took her under her wing and hooked her up with her art forger (who's going legit these days).

I can understand how you'd forget since this happened sometime in 1986.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Elysiume posted:

I don't even understand the premise. Do they scroll through a list of a thousand images to pick the three that they wanted in order to log in?

You have to render the symbols in Photoshop with a 98% accuracy rating each time you log in. Cut and Paste is not allowed.

Jane's World



"let"?

Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



:psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/23/2004



What? Oh, whatever, Brooke.

Zits



Kevin & Kell



Pheromones change your physical size. Right.



Oh, what could one little shot hurt...

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Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac expands your vocabulary

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