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Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?


Holding onto the industrial strength bra(?) strap is an advanced manoeuvre IMHO

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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


dex_sda posted:

Clitheroe

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
loving hell.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
He'll never recover from that.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Full video that was asked for earlier:
http://screamer.deadspin.com/soccer-player-cut-from-team-after-being-filmed-boning-f-1698939786 :nws:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Apr 21, 2015

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

God its everything I hoped for.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Apr 21, 2015

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

it doesn't even look like they're having fun :smith:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Hoggin at its best

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
For two days I'd been thinking how you were all so familiar with that particular Lancashire town and why it was quoteworthy...

That's a good one m8

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

the escape goat posted:

it doesn't even look like they're having fun :smith:

Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be man. Sorry :smith:

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

Soulex posted:

Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be man. Sorry :smith:

it's delightful, they're just doing it all wrong :smith:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

the escape goat posted:

it's delightful, they're just doing it all wrong :smith:

Can you teach me?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
No window glass for her to put her hands against, no view of Hong Kong and seemingly he's not bucking her up her arse.

My rating: a3h/a5h

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

ephex posted:

No window glass for her to put her hands against, no view of Hong Kong and seemingly he's not bucking her up her arse.

My rating: a3h/a5h

Lmao

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
drat, good stuff from Hitler and Snitch in the feral thread.

Johnson has been charged BTW.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

I always knew johnson liked to get stuck in

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Let us remind ourselves about the the funny thing aspect of this:

Adam Johnson was arrested after the teenager he is accused of having sex with boasted she was in a relationship with the Premier League footballer, according to the Telegraph.

The father of the 15-year-old in question subsequently found out and reported it to the police and Sunderland midfielder Johnson was arrested yesterday.

The Telegraph claims that the 15-year-old boasted about the relationship on social media and this alerted her father and it is also claimed that Johnson posed for a pic with the girl.


http://www.independent.ie/sport/soc...a-31037330.html

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
Sometimes you can score too early.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Has anyone got the 'well hit' chart to work out how hard the punch will be for when that dad gets hold of him?

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

i read that he'd met her at a night club and had a one night stand with her thinking she was 18, but it turns out he was diddling her for like 3 months so v:)v

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Olewithmilk posted:

i read that he'd met her at a night club and had a one night stand with her thinking she was 18, but it turns out he was diddling her for like 3 months so v:):v

you read my post like 2 months ago idk.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Also he just had a baby in January. What a doyle.

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
nonce, grooming, doyle, clitheroe, some great words up in here

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

serious gaylord posted:

you read my post like 2 months ago idk.

yah that was it

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

serious gaylord posted:

Has anyone got the 'well hit' chart to work out how hard the punch will be for when that dad gets hold of him?

When I read the first half of this I thought it was going to finish with "because I know what to call the 15th line now"

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32446760

quote:

Adam Johnson: Sunderland winger can continue to play for club

Adam Johnson can continue to play for Sunderland after he was charged with three offences of sexual activity with a 15-year-old girl on Thursday.
He has played three times for the Black Cats since he was arrested on 2 March.
"The club recognises that the formal legal process must take its course and whilst our position remains unchanged, we will keep the matter under review," read a Sunderland statement.
"The club will not be making any further comment."

Surely they won't actually play him?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
He's their best player. Depends how desperate they get.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Johnson is a dedicated team member. As long as there's grass on the pitch, he'll play the field.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i heard paul hardcastle will be putting out a new song to raise money for johnson's defence fund

JFairfax fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Apr 24, 2015

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

JFairfax posted:

i heard paul hardcastle will be putting out a new song to raise money for johnson's defence fund

Nah that was Gary glitter it's going to premier at the Rolf Harris/jimmy savile variety show.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
What is this about Kyle Walker filming his dog going down on his mrs?!

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
I've been hearing it's actually some DJ from Sheffield with a girlfriend that looks a lot like Kyle Walker's. Something to do with his girlfriend not having a tattoo. As a gooner, I'd love it if it was true though, and I'm sure Walker will be barked at from the stands for a long time.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
When Footballers Go Feral indeed.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
She looks like a dog's dinner :smug:
Looks like the dog tailed the WAG :smug:
Guess she should teach Spurs how to Winalot :smug:

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
pedigree cum haha

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
is it still animal cruelty if she looks like that tho

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Rakosi posted:

is it still animal cruelty if she looks like that tho

It was a puppy. That's pedophelia

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



the gang

those dogs are possibly the funniest animal to possibly get eaten out by

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

chuggo is BACK posted:

pedigree cum haha

lol

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Reposting

Paddyb posted:

I want to believe


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