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radium where is the soundcloud embeds https://soundcloud.com/jetaimeabelard/seinwave
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I see you haven't installed bobbilljim's userscript
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Bhodi posted:[url=http://reason.com/archives/2010/06/29/police-blackout please, for the love of gently caress, do not link reason dot com articles
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Apr 23, 2015 20:17
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ayy girl lemme see them unicorn titties
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graph posted:please, for the love of gently caress, do not link reason dot com articles it was hours ago and i still feel dirty
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Walken: As I said, your qualifications are most impressive. Centaur: Thank you. Walken: Now.. would you mind if I asked you a few questions about being a Centaur? Centaur: Please. Go ahead. Believe me, I've heard them all. Walken: Can I ride you? Centaur: [ chuckles ] Only if I can ride you! Walken: [ chuckles back ] Fair enough. Moving on.. could you enter yourself in the Kentucky Derby? Centaur: Hmm.. I don't know.. Walken: If you did.. would you have to have a little horse riding on you, like instead of a jockey? Centaur: I.. I see what you're saying.. but, again, I don't know. Walken: Because, it seems like you already have a jockey with the person part of you. Centaur: Right.. uh, are we going to discuss my medical qualifications..? Walken: The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. Do you have sex with horses, or with human women? Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs. Walken: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it? Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on? Walken: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end? Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly? Walken: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it. Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly. Walken: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guaranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur? Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would. Walken: It was a horse. Centaur: Oh, come on!
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Gus Hobbleton posted:trucks driving up on the loving sidewalk rather than wait at a red light where do you live where this happens. not doubting it but goddamn
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Apr 23, 2015 21:19
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jetz0r posted:it gets even better (worse). the cop overheard some coworkers betting on a football game at a bar, so he went DEEP COVER on them. over a few months, the cop got them to up the frequency and amount of bets until they did $2k in one day to count as a gambling operation. once that happened the cop arranged a meeting to collect winnings at the guy's house, guy walks out of his house to meet his 'friend' and there's a swat team there, and one of them shoots him. i read this whole thing and it's pretty hosed up. cool that several uk police forces hhave brought in american advisors to instruct them on how to best turn their forces into unregulated paramilitary units too
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Apr 23, 2015 21:24
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the main problem is enforcement i saw a cop tackle a rollerblader for running a stop sign the other day when he tried to rollerblade away it was mega epic.
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big scary monsters posted:most people who ride bikes drive too, just include cycling insurance as an addon on car insurance Nice Creative ZEN phone.
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PipeRifle posted:best neil gaiman short story this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends not with a bang but with a coupon
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Apr 23, 2015 22:49
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duTrieux. posted:more or less creepy than the fifty shades bear? more but in a good way
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lol, the inspiration behind Dubstep Spiderman revealed
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my favorite bit is framing veganism as "experiential exercise" edit no of course my favorite bit is the humble brag 
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jetz0r posted:it gets even better (worse). the cop overheard some coworkers betting on a football game at a bar, so he went DEEP COVER on them. over a few months, the cop got them to up the frequency and amount of bets until they did $2k in one day to count as a gambling operation. once that happened the cop arranged a meeting to collect winnings at the guy's house, guy walks out of his house to meet his 'friend' and there's a swat team there, and one of them shoots him.  
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol which one of you
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idiot nerd doesn't understand 'fun' and 'charity'
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SmokaDustbowl posted:nightcrawler was a good movie ya. it made me really uncomfortable but in a good way
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what does a *intimidating titter* even sound like
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a balding duckface moron i imagine
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Full Definition of TITTER : to laugh in a nervous, affected, or partly suppressed manner : *titters at u intimidatingly*
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