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Happy 42nd birthday to the cricket world's favourite Pakistani.
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Apr 24, 2015 06:21
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gay picnic defence posted:What was that about? Stokes has been "sledging" Samuels all match, Stokes goes and gets himself out, and tada!
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Apr 24, 2015 07:49
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gay picnic defence posted:What was that about? Samuels wanted to pay his respects to a fallen ginger. I think everyone found it amusing except for Stokes, who appears to be a humourless oval office. They've been sledging each other since the first test. Anderson gave Samuels a send off in the first innings. Hopefully they do a guard of honour or something for him in the second innings.
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Apr 24, 2015 07:59
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monkeu posted:I'm just going to leave this here so I can find it when the Ashes roll around and everyone starts whining about the big mean Aussies sledging the poor noble English lads again. We're alright thanks, the world cup is over now, you can stop posting here
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Apr 24, 2015 08:20
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The IPL is the true world cup though and that hasn't finished yet
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Apr 24, 2015 08:28
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England sledging people? I doubt it. Joe Root looks like he still loses his lunch money to the school bully and most of the others are far too public schooled to resort to vulgarity.
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Apr 24, 2015 08:50
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Burn Down Canberra posted:Joe Root for his age is an absurdly good talent. Him and Kane Williamson are scarily good for under 25. 1. That back problem. If it becomes chronic, he might go the way of Atherton and Clarke. 2. Getting the captaincy and reacting badly to it. 3. Going back to opening the batting and reacting badly to it. Or hey, all three at once because the selectors never rain but they pour. On the other hand, he's showed in the way that he's bounced back from the Ashes tour that he's pretty good at working out when something's going wrong and then fixing it, so maybe he'll overcome these things too. For now, I'm just going to enjoy it while it lasts 
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Apr 24, 2015 08:58
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Broad was self-admittedly a good bloke until he spent a season playing club cricket in the western suburbs of Melbourne
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Apr 24, 2015 09:00
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I suspect that Stokes would last exactly 5 seconds in a physical confrontation with Marlon Samuels who is an extremely big unit.
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Apr 24, 2015 09:33
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but when Stokes made that Ashes ton everyone was saying how brave he was to face up to MiJo and the rest of the team could learn from his example
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Apr 24, 2015 09:37
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Lionel Richie posted:We're alright thanks, the world cup is over now, you can stop posting here On the contrary. I'm getting pumped for back to back Aussie Ashes white washes 
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Apr 24, 2015 10:12
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Stokes can handle himself I reckon, he's probably done a bit of rugby league so if it got down to a bit of rumble and tumble he'd be straight for the finger up the anus or whatever those people get up to.
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Apr 24, 2015 10:12
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monkeu posted:On the contrary. I'm getting pumped for back to back Aussie Ashes white washes I don't think Aus is good enough to go 5-0 in England. I'm thinking 3-1 at best.
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Apr 24, 2015 10:17
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Stokes' feeble fist crumpled against a flimsy locker door. He would have no chance against Big Marlon
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Apr 24, 2015 10:34
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The weather in England isn't good enough for a 5-0 anything.
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Apr 24, 2015 10:51
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-Spiffy- posted:The weather in England isn't good enough for a 5-0 anything. Unless we are playing football.
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Apr 24, 2015 10:52
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monkeu posted:On the contrary. I'm getting pumped for back to back Aussie Ashes white washes Once again the Aussies prove themselves to be racist bastards. When we have both Rashid and Moeen in the side, phwoah, multi-cultural wash all over the place
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Apr 24, 2015 12:36
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I hope Carberry comes back tbh. All the Aussies were scared of him.
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Apr 24, 2015 12:37
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I do hope Root gets made captain for the ashes. It would be good to have two children at the toss of the coin.
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Apr 24, 2015 12:51
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If Roebuck was still alive he'd be very eager to cover the series
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Apr 24, 2015 12:58
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Well this thread just went out the window.
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Apr 24, 2015 13:00
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Airstream Driver posted:I do hope Root gets made captain for the ashes. It would be good to have two children at the toss of the coin. but the australian captain is a decrepit old man
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Apr 24, 2015 13:04
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serious gaylord posted:I hope Carberry comes back tbh. All the Aussies were scared of him. It still puzzles me why he and KP were made the scapegoats from that series. (I do know why, but logically it never made sense).
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Apr 24, 2015 13:05
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Reminder that the ECB wouldn't fly Carberry's mum out for boxing day, but the Perth Scorchers let her stay for a few weeks I think.
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Apr 24, 2015 13:06
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RideTheSpiral posted:but the australian captain is a decrepit old man I must admit I completely forgot about him. He'll probably break his hip at the old people's home before the first test though.
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Apr 24, 2015 13:07
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Scylo posted:If Roebuck was still alive he'd be very eager to cover the series he'd give alistair cook a jolly good canning on the bottom
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Apr 24, 2015 13:10
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serious gaylord posted:I hope Carberry comes back tbh. All the Aussies were scared of him. No Australian person knows what to do when faced by a black man in a space helmet. It is confusing on multiple levels
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Apr 24, 2015 13:32
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The earrings are very intimidating.
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Apr 24, 2015 13:41
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If Chris Rogers bats out the Ashes without getting a duck he will have the most test innings with one
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Apr 24, 2015 13:51
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Scylo posted:Reminder that the ECB wouldn't fly Carberry's mum out for boxing day, but the Perth Scorchers let her stay for a few weeks I think. Reminder that they flew out a bunch of relatives for the other English players but not Carberrys.
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Apr 24, 2015 13:56
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RideTheSpiral posted:I suspect that Stokes would last exactly 5 seconds in a physical confrontation with Marlon Samuels who is an extremely big unit. Phwoar, bit hot this.
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Apr 24, 2015 13:57
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RideTheSpiral posted:If Chris Rogers bats out the Ashes without getting a duck he will have the most test innings with one I'd completely forgotten he even existed.
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Apr 24, 2015 14:12
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RideTheSpiral posted:If Chris Rogers bats out the Ashes without getting a duck he will have the most test innings with one This record was held by James "Jimmy" Anderson until a couple of years ago
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Apr 24, 2015 14:28
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serious gaylord posted:Reminder that they flew out a bunch of relatives for the other English players but not Carberrys. wasn't it because they said that carberry's mum would be a distraction for him, but the partners and kids of the other players obviously wouldn't be
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Apr 24, 2015 14:28
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Drugs posted:This record was held by James "Jimmy" Anderson until a couple of years ago I'm not calling you a liar but this can't possibly be true and you should consider why youre lying on the internet like this
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Apr 24, 2015 14:38
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England's record for most career ducks is jointly held by three people: Monty, Harmison and... Michael Atherton. Both Jimmy and Broad are five behind, which means that they might just beat that record
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Apr 24, 2015 14:52
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Good bowling that
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Apr 24, 2015 15:03
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Josh Butler out!
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Apr 24, 2015 15:05
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England only going over at 3.07, so terribly boring
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Apr 24, 2015 15:28
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MrL_JaKiri posted:England only going over at 3.07, so terribly boring I suggest you switch over for watto biffing some dlfs
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Apr 24, 2015 15:32
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