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Tiggum posted:If they kill you then it's not an exception, is it? Yeah I saw a guy with that slogan on a t shirt the other day but it said tanks, not bears. I thought it was funny to start with but then wanted to chase him down the street to tell him it made no sense.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Sounds like a made up story to explain why someone saw him with his thumb in a cat butt. The shame would also explain why it's his worse memory. "Friend threw cat at me" is the new "I tripped and fell, honest doc" 
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I hope they show a "breaking the 4th wall" scene where Deadpool explains there always needs to be a scene change in order for him to draw those swords, as his arms are not actually long enough to do it.
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Blistex posted:I hope they show a "breaking the 4th wall" scene where Deadpool explains there always needs to be a scene change in order for him to draw those swords, as his arms are not actually long enough to do it. They're purely decorative.
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How would he not be able to reach those. Anyone who has ever done a situp could reach those.
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It's not the reaching. It's the extraction, I assume.
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Fair Hallion posted:hey I want my dog to look like Goldeneye 64 I love stories like this because it showcases just how disjointed we still are from other countries. There are so many "Look at those weird and wacky Asians!" stories out there whenever a few people posts pictures on social media.
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It drives me crazy how people on the Internet refer to this as a dick shape, when clearly it's a dick and balls shape. Won't anyone think of the balls?
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tacodaemon posted:It drives me crazy how people on the Internet refer to this as a dick shape, when clearly it's a dick and balls shape. Won't anyone think of the balls? Sounds like you think about them all the time.
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Holy loving poo poo I went to high school with this kid.
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Eegah! posted:Holy loving poo poo I went to high school with this kid. Does he have an abnormally thick neck or just a really tiny head?
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Alabaster White posted:Does he have an abnormally thick neck or just a really tiny head? He had an abnormally large neck. It was actually bigger in high school but he got neck surgery to reduce it. He had some spinal condition that caused the issue.
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canyoneer posted:Follow the yellow dick road You're clever and it makes my panties moist.
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Eegah! posted:He had an abnormally large neck. It was actually bigger in high school but he got neck surgery to reduce it. He had some spinal condition that caused the issue. Was his spinal condition called Cardassianism?
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Eegah! posted:He had an abnormally large neck. It was actually bigger in high school but he got neck surgery to reduce it. He had some spinal condition that caused the issue. Looks like a Neanderthal Haley Joel osment
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The little lines at the top make all those dicks look surprised.
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Dr. Phildo posted:Looks like a Neanderthal Haley Joel osment So just Haley Joel Osment then
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He has a very typical facies, he probably has Noonan syndrome http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noonan_syndrome
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Alabaster White posted:Does he have an abnormally thick neck or just a really tiny head? It looks like he is wearing an Affliction (MMA Brand) t-shirt so most likely is that he is a roided out MMAer/lifter.
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Alabaster White posted:Does he have an abnormally thick neck or just a really tiny head? This perfectly reasonable question, combined with the pic of the dude, just made me lose my poo poo. Thanks man.
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Decrepus posted:How would he not be able to reach those. Anyone who has ever done a situp could reach those. You can grab the grips of the swords easily enough, but you can't draw really them from their sheaths as your arm is not long enough to do it. Basically every movie where someone draws a sword from a sheath strapped to their back is fake. The sword is either not actually in the sheath, or they cut and continue filming when it is already out. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IocQ_DZVAU0&t=66s The only reason this guy can just barely do it is because he is like 6'4" or close to that.
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Fair Hallion posted:hey I want my dog to look like Goldeneye 64 Thank mr. hallion
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If only he was born 100 years earlier. They would try to hang him. They would try to hang him and he would get away.
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Blistex posted:You can grab the grips of the swords easily enough, but you can't draw really them from their sheaths as your arm is not long enough to do it. Basically every movie where someone draws a sword from a sheath strapped to their back is fake. The sword is either not actually in the sheath, or they cut and continue filming when it is already out. You've picked the one video that the guy can't do it, here's a guy who has technique for drawing long swords from the back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv_eKksZCrg I'm sure it's also easier with shorter swords, and easier with floppy movie prop swords.  Here's a picture of my friend Mark showing off his ninja skills. He's a lot older than me and is almost done with puberty, which is bragable.
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Spectral Werewolf posted:
Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
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Spectral Werewolf posted:You've picked the one video that the guy can't do it, here's a guy who has technique for drawing long swords from the back: That's not the kind of sheath Deadpool has though. You wouldn't be able to do that if the sheath was attached to your back instead on slung around your neck and shoulder.
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Ah, haha. Is Robert Hamburger from Hallandale? That explains so much.
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I don't remember where I found this picture. Hope it wasn't this thread.
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Deteriorata posted:Bud Light is going to be a big hit with the ladies: Did they get marketing people from Duff?
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The MSJ posted:Did they get marketing people from Duff? Southern Comfort, probably. 
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