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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Goetta posted:

What happens if a team is off your city

I already root for the Angels and Ducks

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Ozu posted:

Seems pretty definitive

@Vikings
"We can just end the Adrian Peterson stuff. Our position has not changed...we have no interest in trading Adrian Peterson." Rick Spielman

What is the loving point? He dosen't want to be there. They don't want him there. Ship him out for a 6th rounder and call it a day.

WE MUST GET MAX VALUE FROM THIS TOXIC ASSET!!!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

SA2K posted:

I already root for the Angels and Ducks

rooting for teams from orange county is not something to be proud of

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

davecrazy posted:

What is the loving point? He dosen't want to be there. They don't want him there. Ship him out for a 6th rounder and call it a day.

WE MUST GET MAX VALUE FROM THIS TOXIC ASSET!!!

Jersies. Gotta milk all the cash you can, even if it's kid beating money.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

rooting for teams from orange county is not something to be proud of

Counterpoint: gently caress the Dodgers and Kings

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

rooting for teams from orange county is not something to be proud of

it's as spiritually close you can get to SD from LA though

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

@Dave_GeorgePBP: Of all the No. 3 overall selections since 1970 #NFL draft, #DionJordan is least impactful with 1 start. 2nd worst is 9. Akili Smith had 17.





making history

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SA2K posted:

With very very few exceptions, once they're off my team, gently caress them. Clear enough?

This isn't the NBA where I just root for players

Fair enough. I thought you actually liked Rivers and all that, but I understand why you'd be cheering for Spanos and the uniforms.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

SA2K posted:

Counterpoint: gently caress the Dodgers and Kings

TBH the ducks are acceptable but the Angels are for people whose idea of "the ghetto" is Santa Ana

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

Fair enough. I thought you actually liked Rivers and all that, but I understand why you'd be cheering for Spanos and the uniforms.

I do like Rivers. I just won't root for him if he leaves, especially if it's a trade to an AFC team that would cripple my team.

Rivers hasnt yet, and wont, reach Seau/LdT/Hillman levels where I'll root for them no matter what.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

TBH the ducks are acceptable but the Angels are for people whose idea of "the ghetto" is Santa Ana

NL baseball is dumb and I got Angels games on TV where I grew up, so meh

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

rooting for teams from orange county is not something to be proud of

Speak for yourself, Fan of One-Time Bed Bug Capital of the US.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

@Dave_GeorgePBP: Of all the No. 3 overall selections since 1970 #NFL draft, #DionJordan is least impactful with 1 start. 2nd worst is 9. Akili Smith had 17.





making history

Pretty much any other team and he'd be a Pro-Bowler.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Probably Magic posted:

Speak for yourself, Fan of One-Time Bed Bug Capital of the US.

Uh Cincinnati now only has the 5th most bedbugs in the US!!! Idiot!!

GOOD TIMES ON METH fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Apr 28, 2015

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty much any other team and he'd be a Pro-Bowler.

Other teams could have healed his bum shoulder and gotten him off drugs?

That's amazing!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Chilichimp why is it that you are always so wrong?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

Other teams could have healed his bum shoulder and gotten him off drugs?

That's amazing!

And not asked him to play super-big and out of position even.

Wasn't the pick just complete poo poo from the get-go because he didn't fit the scheme in Miami to begin with?

Ozu posted:

Chilichimp why is it that you are always so wrong?

I was using hyperbole, but because I too believe that Dion Jordan was grossly mismanaged while in Miami and that isn't a rare or wrong opinion.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

Other teams could have healed his bum shoulder and gotten him off drugs?

That's amazing!

The Patriots could have

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

SA2K posted:

The Patriots could have

I'm not sure he's scrappy enough for that.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



SA2K posted:

The Patriots could have

They're busy trying to turn a guy with no ACL's into a pass rusher.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
He's probably still going to end up a Patriot.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Chilichimp posted:

And not asked him to play super-big and out of position even.

Wasn't the pick just complete poo poo from the get-go because he didn't fit the scheme in Miami to begin with?


I was using hyperbole, but because I too believe that Dion Jordan was grossly mismanaged while in Miami and that isn't a rare or wrong opinion.

I think he should have played LB but his problems are much worse than just playing out of position. He would have failed on pretty much any team with his drug problem, and the shoulder issue in year 1 didn't help either.

It sounds like he needs to get some professional help at this point.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

I think he should have played LB but his problems are much worse than just playing out of position. He would have failed on pretty much any team with his drug problem, and the shoulder issue in year 1 didn't help either.

It sounds like he needs to get some professional help at this point.

The stress of being a first round bust might have driven him harder at the drugs, honestly. But then again, his motivation and effort were questioned from minute one.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Parmesan Basil posted:

Jersies. Gotta milk all the cash you can, even if it's kid beating money.

Jersey sales are split evenly between the teams. If he goes to a new market there will be a shitload more people there who don't already own a Peterson jersey than there are in Minnesota right now. Him getting shipped off would be a boon for sales.

Also, why the hell is anyone taking an NFL GM at face value when talking about (not) trading a player two days before the draft?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

I think he should have played LB but his problems are much worse than just playing out of position. He would have failed on pretty much any team with his drug problem, and the shoulder issue in year 1 didn't help either.

It sounds like he needs to get some professional help at this point.

It isn't like Miami is a city known for drug problems and the Dolphins are a team known for a stable and mentally healthy locker room, that guy would have been trouble anywhere!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

It isn't like Miami is a city known for drug problems and the Dolphins are a team known for a stable and mentally healthy locker room, that guy would have been trouble anywhere!

:allears:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Chichevache posted:

It isn't like Miami is a city known for drug problems and the Dolphins are a team known for a stable and mentally healthy locker room, that guy would have been trouble anywhere!

this take is so hot that it melted my iPad

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Dion Jordan is bad, much like the Dolphins

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Sorry Dolfans, the blood is on your hands. You ruined Dion Jordan's life

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
We'll still get a pick from Chip for him next year.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Burger Trench posted:

Sorry Dolfans, the blood is on your hands. You ruined Dion Jordan's life

*scene begins with shots of a rainy miami street at night time*

a young dion jordan wanders the streets...

dj: I can't take it anymore. Richie just won't leave jmart alone

drug dealer: hey kid..sounds like you're having a tough time

dj: you can say that again

drug dealer: I got something that will take away all that pain...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SA2K posted:

Counterpoint: gently caress the Dodgers and Kings

What do you have against Sacramento?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Elephanthead posted:

Colts, except he didn't win.

You're welcome AFC South

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Check out the Chicago draft setup:

https://instagram.com/p/2CLqMrqpnq/

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Intruder posted:

What do you have against Sacramento?

Apart from the state legislature?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Bad Moon posted:

You're welcome AFC South

:hfive:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

Check out the Chicago draft setup:

https://instagram.com/p/2CLqMrqpnq/

They're filming the draft in an old zeppelin hanger?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Dion would have been an all-pro if he played for the Chipster

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

What do you have against Sacramento?

You want a list?

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v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Ehud posted:

Check out the Chicago draft setup:

https://instagram.com/p/2CLqMrqpnq/

Good I always thought the best downtown park I've ever seen needed a big awful metal arch thing and also Roger Goodell in it

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