Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
Time to delve into some Monster Girls, y'all

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Oh god no it's going to be Pokegirls again.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
Sub-60 minutes? This one's gotta be super-gross.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Guys its all porn.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Guys its all porn.

Colour me surprised.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Is there like some really big sexually submissive thing going on for supernerds?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

chaos rhames posted:

Is there like some really big sexually submissive thing going on for supernerds?

All I can guess is when you have no sex at all you get the idea in your head that hey any sex is great so I'll just permanently be banging this... thing thats cool right?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Haruharuharuko posted:

All I can guess is when you have no sex at all you get the idea in your head that hey any sex is great so I'll just permanently be banging this... thing thats cool right?

Also, when you've been put down your entire life, that becomes your entire frame-of-reference for human (or in this case, not) interaction.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Radio Paranoia posted:

Also, when you've been put down your entire life, that becomes your entire frame-of-reference for human (or in this case, not) interaction.

Bullshit. I was treated like poo poo most of my life and guess what I think this poo poo is hosed up. There's something more to it something about anime liking at the wrong age combined with social anxiety combined with general hosed upedness.

Improbable Lobster posted:

what if i could have sex

ALL THE TIME

There it is

Haruharuharuko fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Apr 29, 2015

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
what if i could have sex

ALL THE TIME

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Haruharuharuko posted:

Bullshit. I was treated like poo poo most of my life and guess what I think this poo poo is hosed up. There's something more to it something about anime liking at the wrong age combined with social anxiety combined with general hosed upedness.


There it is

this poo poo's considered hosed up by anime dorks too

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh my god. This one is gross. Success, it's been a while since one of them I thought was crazy nasty.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
i am terrified

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



quote:

Skye Sharpe • an hour ago
As a fan of Monster Girl Quest, and as a nerd who is given boners by this gross stuff, I approve wholeheartedly of this episode. As much as it's game of the year, all years, it is also ripe for parody and mockery. Also it's amazing and you should play it, since the story is actually done frighteningly well.

Also as a nerd who is given boners by this gross stuff, THAT IMAGE IS FROM MONSTER GIRL ENCYCLOPEDIA, NOT MONSTER GIRL QUEST YOU PLEBIANS.

EDIT: After listening and reading the document, I must say that these are monsters even I don't find all that sexy. Like, I have the exact amount of no-loving-clue how the hell Lava Girl, Mantis Girl, Sea Cucumber Girl, Leech Girl, Iron Maiden, or Alra Rooty is sexy to anyone, nor how any mentality looks at these things and thinks "I wanna put my penis in that."

Ultimately, I would say that most of the monsters showcased here were some of the worst, where at least some of them were a fair bit less stupid, ugly, and utterly ridiculous in concept and execution. But it's an RPG, and a Visual Novel besides, so I guess you gotta fill time with worthless garbage.

Worth noting, by the way, the plant-monster is pronounced "All-rawn," as far as I know. It's from a German novel about a plant that grew from the blood and semen of a hanged man...so at least that particular semen-devouring monster makes...sense?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Why do terrible nerds always insist that the writing in their awful wank fodder is amazing

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You are discounting the not-weird spider women I want to gently caress.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

chaos rhames posted:

Is there like some really big sexually submissive thing going on for supernerds?
Well when you're a massive doormat in every other aspect of your life, why should bangout time be any different?

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



I'm not convinced that the comment isn't something the person wrote up hoping to get read by Jack Chick.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
string me up if you want, but i don't see what's wrong with that comment. does it have too many words or something?

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

PubicMice posted:

string me up if you want, but i don't see what's wrong with that comment. does it have too many words or something?

Hating that comment is basically the same thing as saying you never want to see another episode of Irregular.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Red Minjo posted:

Hating that comment is basically the same thing as saying you never want to see another episode of Irregular.

I doubt that Monster Girl Quest fans would make for interesting subjects. I don't think we would learn anything insightful or new the way we would if, say, the car fuckers got an episode. I genuinely want to know what goes through the mind of a car fucker, whereas with MGQ I think we more or less know what's going on.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Gimnbo posted:

I doubt that Monster Girl Quest fans would make for interesting subjects. I don't think we would learn anything insightful or new the way we would if, say, the car fuckers got an episode. I genuinely want to know what goes through the mind of a car fucker, whereas with MGQ I think we more or less know what's going on.

We all knew the deal with furries, and that got an episode. But I was more just talking about the attitude, and not the specific subject.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

PubicMice posted:

string me up if you want, but i don't see what's wrong with that comment. does it have too many words or something?

defending the writing of "get raped by weird poo poo: the game" is pretty funny and stupid imo

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

The iron maiden looked pretty much how i expected.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Gimnbo posted:

It's from a German novel about a plant that grew from the blood and semen

I didn't know aluranes were eucharistic. Save us John Kitchin.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

quote:

Skye Sharpe • an hour ago
Because I've stopped being particularly self-conscious about it, and I'm willing and able to see the humor and weirdness in my own life. This episode struck me as an interesting perspective -- that of an outsider to the game and to the fetish -- on what is genuinely one of my favorite games, not one of my favorite hentais, and yes, I can see how poorly-written, ridiculous, stupid, and kinda gross it can be.

I'm willing to laugh at myself for how strange the entire thing is, so I have no shame left for the topic, and I thought I'd share my two-cents on the matter.
what an rear end in a top hat

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

PubicMice posted:

what an rear end in a top hat

I agree completely

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

quote:

so I have no shame left for the topic,

You know, you probably still should when the main focus of your boner is about what I assume to be a Generic "Stand-in for the player" Guy getting constantly assaulted by grotesque semen vampires.

(there probably are actual semen vampires too, it wouldn't surprise me)

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

PubicMice posted:

what an rear end in a top hat

montrith summed it up fairly well

Montrith posted:

First rule of Fplus: We don't want to know about your boners. Please think about this before posting again. You wouldn't go to a random person on the street and say "Hey, want to hear about my wank material?", would you?

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
The F Plus: A fleshlight with a Barbie doll glued onto it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
"20 comments on the new episode already? Wha- Oh."

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Ya know there's something to be said for self-esteem and sex positive outlooks and yea unless it's HARMFUL you shouldn't be ashamed of what you're into.

There's also something to be said for basic decency and acting like a functional adult though, and there's where these nerds start to fall apart.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I looked up the perpetual motion handjob boob crab. I don't think the artist understood crabs any better than he understood women.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



The bonus part at the end of the episode caused me to look up "Unfortunate Monsters." It means reverse mermaid type creatures, one of which actually is a Rene Magritte-style fish with legs.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Pick posted:

I looked up the perpetual motion handjob boob crab. I don't think the artist understood crabs any better than he understood women.

Fun Fact for those who didn't go to the wikia to read along: It contains a link to the individual art dude who did each monster, presumably so you can tell him "Great job on the horrifying mess of tentacles and boobs, it really resonated with me."

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
You know that's not what the link's for.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Tatum Girlparts posted:

Ya know there's something to be said for self-esteem and sex positive outlooks and yea unless it's HARMFUL you shouldn't be ashamed of what you're into.

There's also something to be said for basic decency and acting like a functional adult though, and there's where these nerds start to fall apart.

There are people that conflate their sexual fetishes with their identities and think that they need to come out to people because of it. Furries are a great example. I remember way back in the SA days someone was posting highlights from, I want to say, an adult baby forum, and a post was something like "Should I tell my parents?"

It's not a rational line of thinking but these are usually not rational people.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
This is probably the last thing in this episode to be concerned about but good lord this game sounds just loving awful to play. Almost every monster they read about has a bullshit instant death move that they pull out essentially at random.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

dijon du jour posted:

This is probably the last thing in this episode to be concerned about but good lord this game sounds just loving awful to play. Almost every monster they read about has a bullshit instant death move that they pull out essentially at random.

That's :darksouls:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

dijon du jour posted:

This is probably the last thing in this episode to be concerned about but good lord this game sounds just loving awful to play. Almost every monster they read about has a bullshit instant death move that they pull out essentially at random.

And it's usually a tautonym tautonym.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply