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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

EndOfTheWorld posted:

That was an act of love, you son of a bitch! You'll never know anything so beautiful!

Smoking Mr. Gary's pole is so beautiful

There it is. My Favorite Achewood Punchline.

This was literally the first Achewood I ever read, picked randomly from the archive, and I laughed hysterically at the alt text. The best comic.

Did we ever learn why Lil Nephew was staying with Ray?

Alos how did nobody mention the actual best alt text, the only thing better than "You can do whatever you want in life": Tomorrow's recipe: chicken!

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
We never did find out about Pat's sister and her new husband






that Ray boned

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Business is slow so he lets Todd jack off in his plane.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01272005 This is exactly what I'm like when I'm stoned. The forty five degrees thing is spot on.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

To be fair, no one should be a cock to a stranger ever.

edit: the jury is still out on putting asunder the attyre etc

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I printed that one out and put it on my wall.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Of COURSE he doesn't like sports. He listens to The Cure.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Man, Phillipe really hosed up this time. Cornelius completely hates rap.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

JethroMcB posted:

Man, Phillipe really hosed up this time. Cornelius completely hates rap.

I was going to post the comic where he gets excited about seeing Flava Flav, but I can't seem to find it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fister Roboto posted:

I was going to post the comic where he gets excited about seeing Flava Flav, but I can't seem to find it.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Fister Roboto posted:

Of COURSE he doesn't like sports. He listens to The Cure.

The panel with Teodor looking at Ray after receiving the driftwood is one of my secret favorites.

This machine can tell puberty from non-puberty

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
Reading the early strips in which characters haven't assumed their later personalities yet never stops feeling weird, like it's some sort of bizarro Achewood.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

MMAgCh posted:

Reading the early strips in which characters haven't assumed their later personalities yet never stops feeling weird, like it's some sort of bizarro Achewood.

Yeah, like early on, Ray and Pat's personalities weren't really very distinct. Then these strips happened and they set them on the course to the characters we know today. Pat's probably the character that changed the most from conception to today. He seems kinda like a beatnik in his earliest appearances.

(also, Roast Beef wouldn't speak for a while longer)

Pakled fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Apr 20, 2015

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Onstad should have kept him as a refined older gentleman who just really loves Flavor Flav.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Roast Beef, the middle cat! Not Ray, not Pat.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
Did we ever get that chicken recipe?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



qntm posted:

Did we ever get that chicken recipe?
I remember seeing a strip with it in it yeah. I haven't been able to find it in the archive though.

It was Roast Beef going "FINE HERE TAKE A CHICKEN AND SHOVE IT IN THE OVEN" or something like that.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Pakled posted:

Yeah, like early on, Ray and Pat's personalities weren't really very distinct. Then these strips happened and they set them on the course to the characters we know today. Pat's probably the character that changed the most from conception to today. He seems kinda like a beatnik in his earliest appearances.

(also, Roast Beef wouldn't speak for a while longer)

Whoa, Roast Beef is smoking.

This feels... wrong.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

Whoa, Roast Beef is smoking.

This feels... wrong.

Roast Beef was smoking up through 2004 at least.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
don't read a comic start a family / that's what they always used to say

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
KC Green drew this thing.

Presented without comment.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
At first I thought the Ray-Plumber had pulled down his pants and made the Philippe-Plumber run away in terror in the last panel.

Also, Roast Beef does not use full stops. :colbert:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


That's loving terrible, but I'm sure he'll get a handjob from someone with a haircut and a Twitter account out of it.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

That's loving terrible, but I'm sure he'll get a handjob from someone with a haircut and a Twitter account out of it.

is the person giving them all three things or does the person have 2 and give just the first?

cuz I would write some comics if I could get haircuts and handjobs

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Mods please change my name to haircuts and handjobs.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I can't wait until someone photoshops the second plumber into being dickbutt, and KC flips his poo poo.



KC hates dickbutt and how popular it became.






Anyway, no one should try and copy Achewood. Ever.
It just isn't going to be right. Even onstad couldn't get it right when he came back last. Everyones voices were way off.

Mr. Bill
Jan 18, 2007
Bourgeoisie Pig
Aw, it came from a place of love. Nothing's gonna replace the comic, but KC's homage made me smile.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I kinda liked the "champ business" line.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Mr. Bill posted:

Aw, it came from a place of love. Nothing's gonna replace the comic, but KC's homage made me smile.

Agreed.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

"No one should homage Achewood in any way. It should be left in a corner to die alone, forgotten in internet culture" - this thread


Agreed.

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

Go RV! posted:

No one should homage Achewood in any way. It should be left in a corner to die alone, forgotten in internet culture

Agreed

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Hold on while i load up MSPaint. The old MSPaint.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Achewood should die the way Todd wanted to.

choobs
Mar 25, 2004
Never bring a duck to a cock fight.
Attempting to give himself a whaletale-ectomy on the sharp corner of a casino?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

choobs posted:

Attempting to give himself a whaletale-ectomy on the sharp corner of a casino?

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people
So it's come to this.

http://pdx.eater.com/2015/4/30/8517371/chris-onstad-talks-sodas-portland-tastemakers

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
That's what Onstad looks like?

He's really going for that "Audience Member on Top Gear Who'd Really Just Like to Get A Word In About What He Thinks Of Alfa Romeo" look.

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Telex
Feb 11, 2003


I like how on his site he's a "graphic novelist" and not "webcomic guy" or something. Sounds much fancier than dude who drew cats drinking beers and squirrels getting hosed up.

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