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Bobby Digital posted:Pretend this says ibntumart I've gotta ask, who is zaurg and why do they need to get a divorce?
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grumplestiltzkin posted:I've gotta ask, who is zaurg and why do they need to get a divorce? Oh man, are you in for a treat. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3470495 quote:Had the most awesome sex last night. Seriously probably the best in the past 2 years. Didn't even use any of the porn, sex toys, or lube. Stuck to the plan of handling getting daughter to bed, set up some candles, poured her some chilled wine, and I am so surprised about how smoothly it went. Wasn't weird or awkward or anything like I had been thinking it might be after a 5 month hiatus. I think some renewed confidence helped me a lot.
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:14 |
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I love/hate when Gawker Media/Kinja posts their "tell us your craziest X story" because they inevitably end up featuring one that didn't happen. Like this, from "Your Most Memorable Concert Experience":jezebel poster posted:
I'm pretty sure a music festival big enough to have Outkast as their headliner would have more than a "teenage kid" running backstage security, not to mention actual onstage security which would have thrown her off immediately. Also, I love how there's a marriage shoehorned in there, even if it's not with the protagonist of the story. Original link: http://jezebel.com/the-craziest-thing-youve-done-after-a-breakup-1701603394 Leninboarrir has a new favorite as of 04:38 on May 2, 2015 |
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Yes, I like sneaking in loving wine to a concert.
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That was the dumbest part of the whole story. Why wouldn't you just sneak in a comparable volume of vodka and be a hero by getting ten people drunk for the same amount of effort? edit: And why would she go through the whole coy NAR-esque obfuscation of "I was attending a concert by [popular singer-songwriter]" if she was just going to drop his name like a ton of bricks half a paragraph later? walrusman has a new favorite as of 05:51 on May 2, 2015 |
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Mr E posted:Yes, I like sneaking in loving wine to a concert. In a water bottle. That's not really "sneaking" at that point, it's just "bringing" it. It does sound like something somebody that would join a ~moped army~ would do though. The dumbest part for me was how apparently inattentive the boyfriend was. I've seen people absorbed in their phone be oblivious to a lot of things, but anyone would notice that the person sitting next to you was gone for what must have been several minutes. I also like the mentioning of a video, which of course they don't include.
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# ? May 2, 2015 06:25 |
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quote:We were briefly both members of the same Moped Army Hahaha, what?!
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# ? May 2, 2015 07:10 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Pretend this says ibntumart It's my own fault. I never took her to a Ruth's Chris while we were dating, faithful Muslim that I am, so I never learned she was concealing such a dark secret. HOOLY BOOLY posted:Does anybody still have the story that goes with the thread title? Something about some dude trying to outperform another dude in a gym i think? This thread really needs its own Wiki for classic STDH posted:I went in to lift today I didn't really wanna go to heavy I never really do when I'm on vacation I never seem to lift well. I was doing some hang snatches in this oly section in the corner of this gym keeping to myself when I here some guy talking to his friend about "that loving crossfit fagget" I let it go hey maybe he's not talking about me. I work up to a 100kg triple not shattering any world records just about body weight. After a little while it becomes evident I am the crossfit fagget and that this is the guy who's been a rear end in a top hat to my dad. I cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11 and began out assholing this guy. I tripled 110 in the hang snatch a huge pr for me. Next I started doing whatever that rear end in a top hat was doing. He started dead lifting so I I dead lifted he pulled 330 with straps and a belt and he was grunting and making a huge scene. I worked up to 450 for a beltless triple with a pause on the bottom of each huge pr (and honestly I thought it was 420 but I'm an idiot and accidentally loaded 450). His deadlift session abruptly stopped. I begn following him around doing whatever he did for the same rep scheme at higher weights, he started getting really frustrated. Finally he started doing some shrugs with DBS so I asked if I could work in and he said ok so I started doing db bench with them. When I got up he left had left the gym.
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Zaphod42 posted:Hahaha, what?! Perhaps they were mods?
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# ? May 2, 2015 10:45 |
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So long and so full of lies. A brave and noble soul totally put this telemarketer in his place. As always even if it was somehow true he still makes himself out to be the rear end in a top hat. Telemarketers clearly have lovely jobs and are often not allowed to hang-up, they have to wait for the customer to do it. http://imgur.com/gallery/zmIID
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EmmyOk posted:So long and so full of lies. A brave and noble soul totally put this telemarketer in his place. As always even if it was somehow true he still makes himself out to be the rear end in a top hat. Telemarketers clearly have lovely jobs and are often not allowed to hang-up, they have to wait for the customer to do it. The dead giveaway for this being STDH is that a telemarketer is calling to sell a long distance plan.
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# ? May 3, 2015 03:17 |
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ibntumart posted:It's my own fault. I never took her to a Ruth's Chris while we were dating, faithful Muslim that I am, so I never learned she was concealing such a dark secret. For some reason I thought this quote was from another stdh about a dude farting on children in the toy aisle.
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Double Plus Good posted:For some reason I thought this quote was from another stdh about a dude farting on children in the toy aisle. You mean this one? quote:I'm about 6'7'' so even when I'm just trying to be friendly (i.e. not farting on a stanger kid's head) and meeting a family member's or friend's kid for the first time, I've noticed they get very 'hide between their mother's legs' intimidated on sight if I'm not sitting down. So it's not hard for me to silence/intimidate a child, especially when I'm trying to.
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ibntumart posted:You mean this one? I love that story almost as much as Cheddarcaust. Both make me laugh way too hard for my own good.
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EmmyOk posted:So long and so full of lies. A brave and noble soul totally put this telemarketer in his place. As always even if it was somehow true he still makes himself out to be the rear end in a top hat. Telemarketers clearly have lovely jobs and are often not allowed to hang-up, they have to wait for the customer to do it. At least on today's front-page there is a post calling that dude out for being a huge loving rear end in a top hat. They apparently didn't realise it didn't happen but hey, small steps
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Fathis Munk posted:At least on today's front-page there is a post calling that dude out for being a huge loving rear end in a top hat. They apparently didn't realise it didn't happen but hey, small steps All I get is a picture.
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# ? May 3, 2015 10:53 |
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I don't quite get what you mean. I was talking about this http://imgur.com/gallery/004WI Which is quite clearly to call the other dude out.
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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/9spMI cringeeeeeee
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Is there a single person alive that wouldn't get bored listening to someone talk about forging ingots? I didn't make it through the whole list but whether or not these happened the author is insufferable.
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EmmyOk posted:So long and so full of lies. A brave and noble soul totally put this telemarketer in his place. As always even if it was somehow true he still makes himself out to be the rear end in a top hat. Telemarketers clearly have lovely jobs and are often not allowed to hang-up, they have to wait for the customer to do it. Link isn't working for me, do you have a run-down of it?
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Elysiume posted:
M'lady, let me tell you all the interesting stuff about my job. I'll start with a detailed description of debugging in Android SDK. Wait, where are you going?
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Serperoth posted:Link isn't working for me, do you have a run-down of it? Guy gets called by telemarketer and gets annoyed. Decides to harass telemarketer in increasingly elaborate and 'funny' ways until telemarketer has breakdown.
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# ? May 3, 2015 14:05 |
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Oh my god the blacksmith has a "rescue wolf" (that looks like your run-of-the-mill byb malamute). I just wanna pinch his cheeks. Do a Ctrl+f for "wolf" on that page. They're all lapping his poo poo up like ambrosia.
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# ? May 3, 2015 14:08 |
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Haha at the story of how the teacher totally owned that reporter that suggested firearms made blades obsolete. Yeaaaah sure buddy. Also the story about the client slicing the top of his fingers off without noticing because the blade is just that good
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Fathis Munk posted:Haha at the story of how the teacher totally owned that reporter that suggested firearms made blades obsolete. Yeaaaah sure buddy. There used to be a guy on TVTropes who was adamant that in close combat, a sword was just as effective, if not moreso, than a firearm. Maybe it was written by that guy.
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sweeperbravo posted:There used to be a guy on TVTropes who was adamant that in close combat, a sword was just as effective, if not moreso, than a firearm. Maybe it was written by that guy. Ha, I remember that guy. Didn't he seriously suggest that if two opponents were like ten metres spaced apart, the gunman would lose because he would need precious time drawing and aiming his gun during which the swordsman with his mad ninja skills would teleport to his opponent and slice him up real good? Fake edit: and was he in turn not the same guy as the fat one who did those "true steel" DVDs where he would slice up some pig carcasses with his katana and get really exhausted after one swing or two?
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# ? May 3, 2015 16:53 |
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The 21 foot rule is what you are talking about.
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# ? May 3, 2015 16:58 |
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Those pig videos always annoy me because they're invariably deboned. Yes, of course your mystical sword can cleave straight through the carcass, there's no spine or ribs to get in the way! Hell, a butter knife swung hard enough with around 10lbs of blade can probably make it halfway through from simple inertia
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System Metternich posted:Ha, I remember that guy. Didn't he seriously suggest that if two opponents were like ten metres spaced apart, the gunman would lose because he would need precious time drawing and aiming his gun during which the swordsman with his mad ninja skills would teleport to his opponent and slice him up real good? Not with a sword, but there is a real thing called the 21 foot rule when it comes to knives, but the scenario involves a holstered sidearm. It has to do with perception+reaction time+draw time taking longer than it would for a knife wielder to close the gap and stab or slice the neck running at full speed.
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Vindolanda posted:http://m.imgur.com/gallery/9spMI What the gently caress even is this. "Tales from the forge" Half of these are set up like a bad attempt at a forced "unreasonable blacksmith demands" meme... but the other half don't even follow that. Some of them are just : "How old were you when you started blacksmithing" <picture> "I'm a 25-year old that started blacksmithing at 13" Uh okay? Blacksmith Facts 1032: One time I forged a war saddle for my rescue wolf sweeperbravo posted:There used to be a guy on TVTropes who was adamant that in close combat, a sword was just as effective, if not moreso, than a firearm. Maybe it was written by that guy. Don't be such a jabroni.
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# ? May 3, 2015 17:53 |
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Zaphod42 posted:What the gently caress even is this. The latest imgur craze is telling anecdotes from your work in a convenient image macro format. Some dude made a compilation. http://imgur.com/gallery/4TX08f8 Also yeah, Google 21 foot rule to see a middle age white dude chopping cardboard people up.
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Fathis Munk posted:The latest imgur craze is telling anecdotes from your work in a convenient image macro format. I like the EA one, most of the comments are people about how they treat their employees better than their customers.
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Fathis Munk posted:The latest imgur craze is telling anecdotes from your work in a convenient image macro format. Oh man, that's a ton of ... whatever those are. quote:Part 2 What the gently caress
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Zaphod42 posted:Oh man, that's a ton of ... whatever those are. You can get mad internet points for them man. INTERNET POINTS ! It's FOTM so you can finally get that sweet sweet imgur frontpage.
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From one of those job dumpsHattori Hanzo posted:This was entirely his fault. He thought all of our tools were for show since a lot of my knives tend to have a little flourish. he ran his fingers across the blade like people in the movies and sliced the tips clean off. we did not get paid for that job after that.
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# ? May 3, 2015 19:27 |
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flosofl posted:Not with a sword, but there is a real thing called the 21 foot rule when it comes to knives, but the scenario involves a holstered sidearm. It has to do with perception+reaction time+draw time taking longer than it would for a knife wielder to close the gap and stab or slice the neck running at full speed. Yeah. I mean, we can all agree holding a sword at someone's neck while their gun is holstered means the sword wins. So the question is just how far away you can get before the relative effectiveness becomes lower.
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# ? May 3, 2015 19:31 |
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In my experience, everyone I have ever heard talk about "the 21 foot rule" out loud would not be able to run 21 feet at any respectable speed.
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How come on imgur people never seem to shut down the retarded OPs?
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lol that's got to be the weakest burn I've ever heard.
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