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dijon du jour posted:This is probably the last thing in this episode to be concerned about but good lord this game sounds just loving awful to play. Almost every monster they read about has a bullshit instant death move that they pull out essentially at random. It sounds like bullshit instant death leads to a sex scene so I think that's the point.
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dijon du jour posted:This is probably the last thing in this episode to be concerned about but good lord this game sounds just loving awful to play. Almost every monster they read about has a bullshit instant death move that they pull out essentially at random.
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Gimnbo posted:It sounds like bullshit instant death leads to a sex scene so I think that's the point. Yea it sounds like this is just the most elaborate delivery possible to get you to 'and now you're being raped by a bug girl' so you can jerk it.
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Apr 29, 2015 22:17
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Honestly though, if you think you can stomach it I do recommend going and looking at the drawings. It's like if the wikihow artists tried to make porn.
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MooCowlian posted:Honestly though, if you think you can stomach it I do recommend going and looking at the drawings. It's like if the wikihow artists tried to make porn. The boob crab had me laughing for like 20 minutes.
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MooCowlian posted:Honestly though, if you think you can stomach it I do recommend going and looking at the drawings. It's like if the wikihow artists tried to make porn. (Also, the iron maiden is even worse than it sounded in the episode. It's not full of tentacles; they're... villi? And a gigantic rear end in a top hat and vagina, of course, which can't possibly go anywhere because they're on the inside of an iron maiden.) Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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dijon du jour posted:This is probably the last thing in this episode to be concerned about but good lord this game sounds just loving awful to play. Almost every monster they read about has a bullshit instant death move that they pull out essentially at random. Actually, I thought those parts of the episode were the best. This isn't just lovely porn, it's lovely porn in a way-too-extensive gameplay series, and those brief parts where they take the game parts as seriously as a Final Fantasy wiki or something would just makes it all the more hilarious.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:(Also, the iron maiden is even worse than it sounded in the episode. It's not full of tentacles; they're... villi? And a gigantic rear end in a top hat and vagina, of course, which can't possibly go anywhere because they're on the inside of an iron maiden.) Yeah it's like being trapped inside a Koosh ball.
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I had to see this "doll taped to a fleshlight", which I think is a description that is entirely inadequate in describing the bizarre whatever. Since I was in the neighborhood, I checked out all the other links in the doc, and I was struck by how many of these nightmare wanks look either bored or just dead inside. It adds a special twist to this already twisted fetish.
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Crabgirl just looks a little down about the whole thing. Also I expected they put censor bars on the nipples or something, but instead they're just airbrushed off.
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I had completely forgotten about this, but there was apparently a kickstarter for some guy trying to make a 3D sequel for Monster Girl Quest. Here is a video of Retsupurae making fun of it. ( obviously)Also apparently children really enjoy hentai games.
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I wasn't even looking, and came across some gold. http://www.wikihow.com/Clear-a-Stuffy-Nose Scroll down to 'Boiled onion tea for baby'. That'll teach the little poo poo to have a runny nose. Focacciasaurus_Rex fucked around with this message at 14:55 on May 4, 2015 |
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DemonTrigger posted:I had completely forgotten about this, but there was apparently a kickstarter for some guy trying to make a 3D sequel for Monster Girl Quest. Here is a video of Retsupurae making fun of it. ( 
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Pick posted:The boob crab had me laughing for like 20 minutes. quote:Using her large claws, she holds them down while her four pairs of hands scrub and clean their dicks, which seems to be a near endless loop due to ejaculations.
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IronicDongz posted:I still just can't parse Because it is poorly thought out
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IronicDongz posted:Why would it be an endless loop? She cleans them by jerking them off which makes them ejaculate which makes their dicks dirty with cum which she cleans off by jerking them off which....
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Does the concept of "friction" just not apply to this horrible apocalyptic nightmare? Like, after the first or second time there's not gonna be any skin left.
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pulp rag posted:Does the concept of "friction" just not apply to this horrible apocalyptic nightmare? Like, after the first or second time there's not gonna be any skin left. Oh no my perpetual motion boob crab tactical realism.
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In the face of crab girl, wouldnt you desperately find any excuse not to get laid? If friction is what you come up with, that's fine by me.
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I try not to think about most anything else about that whole thing. Like reading some Lovecraftian book, you just learn to focus one a single thing and ignore everything else lest you go mad.
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Refractory periods would make getting jerked for eternity pretty unpleasant.
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Gimnbo posted:Refractory periods would make getting jerked for eternity pretty unpleasant. They don't exist in hentai land, like, at all. Otherwise how would all the hentai dudes and dudettes be loving constantly? They wouldn't, is how.
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Gimnbo posted:Refractory periods would make getting jerked for eternity pretty unpleasant.
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This is a spank game about invertebrates that somehow grew ladytorsos, feed exclusively on semen, and are returned to their original forms by a sword made from angels that looks like a shipment of animu statuettes got stored too close to a furnace. I have no idea why any of you would get to the point of considering physical reality; it does not other even pretending like it has ever met reality to start with.
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Unlike every other thing in the game, penises are real.
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Puppy Time posted:This is a spank game about invertebrates that somehow grew ladytorsos, feed exclusively on semen, and are returned to their original forms by a sword made from angels that looks like a shipment of animu statuettes got stored too close to a furnace. I have no idea why any of you would get to the point of considering physical reality; it does not other even pretending like it has ever met reality to start with. For some reason this always bends goons out of shape with odd nerd porn that isn't physically possible. I've seen it come up in a few different threads. I mean come on guys. It's dumb fantasy fetish poo poo but it's clearly just that, a dumb fantasy.
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Tracula posted:For some reason this always bends goons out of shape with odd nerd porn that isn't physically possible. I've seen it come up in a few different threads. I mean come on guys. It's dumb fantasy fetish poo poo but it's clearly just that, a dumb fantasy. This also bends a few nerds who enjoy it out of shape, as can be seen by the long treatises to explain how the waterbear anime babe's biology works. There may or may not be a waterbear anime babe. I don't want to know.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:This also bends a few nerds who enjoy it out of shape, as can be seen by the long treatises to explain how the waterbear anime babe's biology works. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 6, 2015 |
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Here's the Sylvia Plath episode, with probably the best opening song ever: http://thefpl.us/episode/175
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Champeenship posted:Here's the Sylvia Plath episode, with probably the best opening song ever: See THIS is why I subscribe to this podcast, anyone can say 'yea these dudes who poo poo in diapers and jerk off? They're fuckin gross' but it takes a special kind of weirdo to search #Sylvia Plath and find the gems.
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Zero to cracking the gently caress up in 20 seconds.
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"Hey, Frank West, uh, is it true that you're Sylvia Plath-kin?"
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Endorph posted:it is annoying to see them constantly fail to understand tumblr's site design, though. what even gave them the impression that you read from the bottom? The posts are ordered reverse-chronologically, but none of the rest is, and some blogs have different formats because gently caress you, that's why.
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