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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:I had a fun time explaining that to my roommate as I was helping him clean his TA-50 and do CIF turn-in. The look on his face was absolutely priceless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=881jWDMzHII Worked pretty well for me, and nothing got kicked back. v  v
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Ours uses recycled water and dyes everything (including white vinyl trim on cars) blue.
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May 3, 2015 00:31
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Pro-tip: take your TA-50 to the self-serve car wash on post.  Well, gently caress.
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May 3, 2015 01:03
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There is nothing like having a subordinate write a counseling statement so appalling that you have to write him a counseling statement about it. Also, singing loudly in various foreign languages in his cubicle.. WTF?
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May 3, 2015 04:09
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I don't mind shelling out a couple of bones to no longer look like digitized baby poo poo. We'll see if the first sets to come out are hosed up like it was when they rolled out UCP. I remember my poo poo having foliage-green velcro. You'd think with multicam being like 5 years old there'd be no problems, but then again, Army.
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May 3, 2015 18:17
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:
Don't do this the day before if you have leadership that will grind your dick over your gear being clean as gently caress but damp.
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May 3, 2015 18:25
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With the new pattern it will be nice to not ruin it with stains from nearly everything you touch. I don't think I have a single pair of "clean" acus left.
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May 3, 2015 18:29
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I wonder if I can just wear my multicams. They look similar enough.
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May 3, 2015 18:37
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Multicam has the same wear-out date as the regular ACUs, late 2018.
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May 3, 2015 19:27
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psydude posted:I wonder if I can just wear my multicams. They look similar enough. I bet you could get a lot of mileage out of "poo poo, it was dark this morning when I went in the closet and I grabbed the wrong ones!"
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May 3, 2015 19:30
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Multicam has the same wear-out date as the regular ACUs, late 2018. This is what I've heard, too. Multicams in lieu of Scorpion until the wear out date. Too bad I don't have any OCP.
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May 3, 2015 19:40
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Multicam has the same wear-out date as the regular ACUs, late 2018. I thought they weren't authorized for wear in the US? Or is that changing with the release of scorpions?
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May 3, 2015 23:02
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Rangers run around benning wearing multicam, you see them everywhere, they stick out like a sore thumb.
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May 3, 2015 23:37
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Mustang posted:Rangers run around benning wearing multicam, you see them everywhere, they stick out like a sore thumb. They're not sticking out, they're LEADING THE WAY!!!11one
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Soldier Systems said that the directive was that you could wear either Multicam or Scorpion but it had to match; no multicam top and scorpion bottom or vice versa. Multicam TA-50 is fine with Scorpion uniforms from what I understand
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May 4, 2015 19:59
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An idiot in my platoon has pretty much guaranteed that those of us living in the barracks will now have a poo poo ton more room inspections. Normally, I just throw on a movie or some music during those, but I want to try something different. I'm thinking that I'll have a nasheed playing, change my computer background to the ISIS flag, and have Chrome open to a bunch of jihadi looking sites. The problem I have though, is figuring out which sites would look the worst, without getting too carried away with it. Any suggestions?
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May 4, 2015 20:23
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Pesticide20 posted:An idiot in my platoon has pretty much guaranteed that those of us living in the barracks will now have a poo poo ton more room inspections. Normally, I just throw on a movie or some music during those, but I want to try something different. I'm thinking that I'll have a nasheed playing, change my computer background to the ISIS flag, and have Chrome open to a bunch of jihadi looking sites. The problem I have though, is figuring out which sites would look the worst, without getting too carried away with it. Any suggestions? gonna laugh when you get hung for treason
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May 4, 2015 20:31
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Put porn on. Load up some really high-def poo poo, turn up the volume, and time it so that as soon as you throw open the door and yell "at ease!" all they can see is a closeup of some chick getting her brains hosed out. Works every time. You can cheat the timing thing by just looping your segment of choice over and over. 
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May 4, 2015 20:33
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make sure its some hosed up midget granny scheisse porn too
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May 4, 2015 20:37
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Find the video where 3 dudes dressed up like pterodactyls are all railing the same girl at once. That's probably one of the funniest videos (porn or not) that I've ever seen, and you can thank a weird navy guy I knew for showing it off to everyone in our tent. He's the reason I know about fart-fetish porn, too 
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Icon Of Sin posted:Find the video where 3 dudes dressed up like pterodactyls are all railing the same girl at once. That's probably one of the funniest videos (porn or not) that I've ever seen, and you can thank a weird navy guy I knew for showing it off to everyone in our tent. He's the reason I know about fart-fetish porn, too How about a combination of pterodactyl porn, cakefarting, and shake that bear? SA definitely introduced me to the latter two, but I had some strange friends when I was in high school that let me know all about the pterodactyls.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Find the video where 3 dudes dressed up like pterodactyls are all railing the same girl at once. That's probably one of the funniest videos (porn or not) that I've ever seen, and you can thank a weird navy guy I knew for showing it off to everyone in our tent. He's the reason I know about fart-fetish porn, too
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May 4, 2015 20:45
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Pesticide20 posted:An idiot in my platoon has pretty much guaranteed that those of us living in the barracks will now have a poo poo ton more room inspections. Normally, I just throw on a movie or some music during those, but I want to try something different. I'm thinking that I'll have a nasheed playing, change my computer background to the ISIS flag, and have Chrome open to a bunch of jihadi looking sites. The problem I have though, is figuring out which sites would look the worst, without getting too carried away with it. Any suggestions? Yeah, because it's not like extremist organizations are frowned upon in the Army. I'm sure your leadership is up on their First Amendment jurisprudence and will respect your free speech rights. Surely they won't determine that your perusing of ISIS websites is against good order and discipline. Just kidding, you are an idiot. Just put on some good clean pterodactyl porn.
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Nimmy posted:Yeah, because it's not like extremist organizations are frowned upon in the Army. I'm sure your leadership is up on their First Amendment jurisprudence and will respect your free speech rights. Surely they won't determine that your perusing of ISIS websites is against good order and discipline. Just kidding, you are an idiot. Just put on some good clean pterodactyl porn. Point well taken. I just started watching that drat video again, and it's even better than I remember. e: I found the full video for anyone that hasn't seen it before.  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2127352666 I think it's the flapping wings that really make that video.
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May 4, 2015 20:53
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Pesticide20 posted:An idiot in my platoon has pretty much guaranteed that those of us living in the barracks will now have a poo poo ton more room inspections. Normally, I just throw on a movie or some music during those, but I want to try something different. I'm thinking that I'll have a nasheed playing, change my computer background to the ISIS flag, and have Chrome open to a bunch of jihadi looking sites. The problem I have though, is figuring out which sites would look the worst, without getting too carried away with it. Any suggestions? There's definitely a right way to do something, and definitely the exact wrong way to do something and I feel this may be tending more towards the latter. Post trip report.
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https://youtu.be/MH6lR9z8yQg
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I ran my TA-50 through the washer and dryer for 10 hours straight before turning it in. Nothing got kicked back except for the gortex trousers which had a ripped crotch from the dryer probably. they sat in a locker forever
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It used to be - maybe still is - that there are a lot of Korean women working at CIF. This is a clue that you should take your TA-50 to the korean-owned cleaner downtown. They will A) do a good job cleaning it B) not charge you too much for it C) tie it up with a fancy rubber band that tells the nice CIF korean ladies you used their establishment and you will discover that you clear CIF on the first try. You will be happy, the korean ladies will be happy, the koreans that run the dry cleaner will be happy and Uncle Sam gets his gear back in a serviceable and sanitary condition. Everyone wins.
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Kiryen posted:It used to be - maybe still is - that there are a lot of Korean women working at CIF.
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Kiryen posted:It used to be - maybe still is - that there are a lot of Korean women working at CIF.
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LeoMarr posted:Swap your TA-50 with better looking but worse TA-50 Dude, shut up. You're going to ruin it for everyone. This is why we can't have nice things.
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May 5, 2015 03:19
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just have a boot clean your poo poo and if it fails you smoke him
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May 5, 2015 03:43
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There is one nice old lady that runs the cif here when they're not doing mass issue/turn-in. My plan is to gently caress her stupid the day before I do my ets turn in.
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May 5, 2015 06:55
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If you're in Camp Casey and happen to be in Crazy Company (whatever fuckin' unit they are in now, 1-72 or 2-9), the ajuma who runs the little sewing and cleaning place will bang pretty much anyone.
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May 5, 2015 06:59
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Suntan Boy posted:There is one nice old lady that runs the cif here when they're not doing mass issue/turn-in. My plan is to gently caress her stupid the day before I do my ets turn in.
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not caring here posted:If you're in Camp Casey and happen to be in Crazy Company (whatever fuckin' unit they are in now, 1-72 or 2-9), the ajuma who runs the little sewing and cleaning place will bang pretty much anyone. holy poo poo I was in that exact unit alarmingly recently. She was notorious.
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Does anyone know the process to transition to the IRR once your obligation is up if you're a reserve officer? I heard you have to submit paperwork 60 days out.
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psydude posted:Does anyone know the process to transition to the IRR once your obligation is up if you're a reserve officer? I heard you have to submit paperwork 60 days out. I believe you have to submit a packet and then it's up to the higher echelons. That or resign your commission.
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psydude posted:Does anyone know the process to transition to the IRR once your obligation is up if you're a reserve officer? I heard you have to submit paperwork 60 days out. Yeah, it's going to take at least 60 days and make sure your obligation REALLY IS up. I have a Lieutenant trying to go through this process who managed to rules-lawyer himself out of 2 years of obligation in his own head. He (but no one else) was surprised when the CG did not sign off on his exit packet. He's a great guy, really, but I still got perverse glee out of designating him FOB mayor for our upcoming annual training after he found out that no, he is not out of the Army yet.
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Kiryen posted:Yeah, it's going to take at least 60 days and make sure your obligation REALLY IS up. I have a Lieutenant trying to go through this process who managed to rules-lawyer himself out of 2 years of obligation in his own head. He (but no one else) was surprised when the CG did not sign off on his exit packet. I thought that FOB mayor was always AGR because they are not going to be on orders for the whole time. Or maybe they were just punished.
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