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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I was under the impression that fat chicks are fantastic lays. They give good head if you convince them your dick is a twinkie that you can only suck the cream out of
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I was under the impression that fat chicks are fantastic lays. they suck dick like it's going out of fashion but the sex itself isn't usually all that good, yoga teachers or brazilian girls are better
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May 4, 2015 23:03
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MA-Horus posted:
I don't think many banks would underwrite a loan on a house that didn't have a pre inspection conducts. That's like standard procedure nowadays.
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May 4, 2015 23:04
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I was under the impression that fat chicks are fantastic lays. My sole experience says that this is far from the truth. Slightly chubby chicks on the other hand will loving work for it
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May 4, 2015 23:07
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Helldump Immunity. posted:I want you to spin tunes at my daughter's Quinceanera That is the most fake rear end celebration. Congratulations on turning 15, time to drop a litter.
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May 4, 2015 23:10
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Booblord Zagats posted:My sole experience says that this is far from the truth. Slightly chubby chicks on the other hand will loving work for it
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May 4, 2015 23:11
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Booblord Zagats posted:My sole experience says that this is far from the truth. Slightly chubby chicks on the other hand will loving work for it Yeah, there's that fine line between having a few pounds on them and being straight up obese. Being 20 ish pounds overweight still allows for a resemblance of a hot chick, curves and nice boobs/butt, but gives the girl the incentive to try as hard as possible since they aren't model skinny. once you hit the obesity level, women just stop giving a gently caress, and will lay just like a beached whale because moving is already difficult without a dick in them.
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May 4, 2015 23:12
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Willy Pete posted:Two simple words. I'm Gay. 
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May 4, 2015 23:19
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Somebody please press the big red button. It really needs to happen right about now.
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May 4, 2015 23:25
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MurderBot posted:Do people buy condo's these days? Me and the wife's plan for a "slow" transition to either Oregon or Colorado is starting to plan out. It seems like Colorado/Boulder/hippie area has housing that's ridiculous, and both our jobs would never be able to afford a half million dollar house. I looked at 250k condo's but that just seems like the dumbest loving idea in the world..... Hey if you are actually considering a move towards Boulder, I can probably offer some house hunting advice help. Hit me up here or in a PM.
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May 4, 2015 23:25
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Watching Assassins since it's new to Netflix. Can't tell if it's supposed to be a buddy movie yet.
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May 4, 2015 23:27
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Watching Assassins since it's new to Netflix. Can't tell if it's supposed to be a buddy movie yet. The Antonio Banderas movie?
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May 4, 2015 23:29
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Well, that it's for me humanity. I'm heading off to the mountains to live like caveman.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I was under the impression that fat chicks are fantastic lays. Who? Who told you that? Some dude that bangs fatties. That's who told you that. Truth is, sexy athletic hardbody young 20 something's beat fatty any day all day every day in every way. I've tamed enough wild water buffalos, as well as smoking hot bipolar psych ward manic college freshmen having their first of many in-patient hospitalizations to say with a high degree of certainty that fatty better bring a hot friend. And Fatty only gets to watch on the grounds that she only make eye contact with her friend, that said eye contact be encouraging and non judgmental, and also tubs is working that camera phone and getting the weird angles. I'm talking I wanna see my own gooch and full vaginal penetration. In the same frame, you dumb fat bitch. And bitch best know how blemish remove because an 18 month  combat diet of MRE's gave me hemroids that left my starfish looking like an early Jackson pollock knock off motif adjourning an anal topography not not exactly like the surface of the moon. So uh yeah, fatty better bring a friend: FB2AF. Serious about the no eye contact thing, tubs. I'm sure the windows to your soul were long ago clogged with low density lipids, triglycerides, and raw cookie dough. Ain't nobody got time to lose a perfectly good erection having to be seeing all that. Don't test it, husky honey. I'll slap a bitch:: it's 2015, you can take a chop open hand like a trooper.  I'm watching you, Shamu. 
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I don't think many banks would underwrite a loan on a house that didn't have a pre inspection conducts. That's like standard procedure nowadays. hahahahahahaha i live just outside of toronto a tear-down shack on a postage-stamp area of land is a million dollars in the city. gently caress your home inspection. Which is why I was concerned. I have friends who moved into homes that were built in the victorian age, and started "updating" them and finding things like cut-out floor joists, knob-and-tube (Among the BETTER electrical gremlins found), generally poo poo that makes groverhaus look like some Grade-A construction.
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May 5, 2015 01:27
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Who? 
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May 5, 2015 01:30
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Right click, save as.
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still a classic:
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May 5, 2015 02:26
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Cole posted:still a classic: Still the best, but I want to be able to mix it up.
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May 5, 2015 02:35
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Cole posted:still a classic:  http://futurezine.storenvy.com/products/10507797-son-of-a-bitch-patch beanieson fucked around with this message at 02:41 on May 5, 2015 |
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May 5, 2015 02:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPwXlTRuHs
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May 5, 2015 02:50
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What's the difference between Ralp and Khaleesi? One gets savagely pounded-out by massive muds, cries constantly, and rules with an iron fist. The other one is immune to flames.
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May 5, 2015 03:41
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:What's the difference between Ralp and Khaleesi? http://i.imgur.com/aOTFFqH.gifv
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MA-Horus posted:hahahahahahaha I'm talking from a US perspective. Unless the house is being sold in a tear down/"As is" condition, most banks want you to get an inspection done in my experience. I would never buy a property without having a detailed inspection done.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:
Dunno who those first two are, but the last one is Guy Martin. Dude races Isle if Man every year and is cool as gently caress. He'll probably be carrying the show. He's done a few shows already, one where he rebuilds a spitfire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Zebpu2nS4
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May 5, 2015 05:19
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Slim Pickens posted:Dunno who those first two are, but the last one is Guy Martin. Dude races Isle if Man every year and is cool as gently caress. He'll probably be carrying the show. Welp, this video just sold me on him taking over as host for Top Gear.
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May 5, 2015 08:13
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Anyone who can rebuild a spitfire deserves their own show. Despite the unfortunate circumstances in which he's getting that chance I'm happy it's a show that I
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my last exam for this semester is tonight, then I get to chill for like a week and a half before going balls-deep in summer school 
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My college schedule is planned out till January 2016, and only one quarter after that remains. Less than a year out from graduating. School has gone by quick.
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May 5, 2015 17:34
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holocaust bloopers posted:My college schedule is planned out till January 2016, and only one quarter after that remains. Less than a year out from graduating. School has gone by quick. proud of u
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May 5, 2015 17:41
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I'm two days into my summer semester. One single week of 8am classes and then the rest are online.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:proud of u
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 I'm now heavily into networking mode, which is insufferable. Thankfully people in my prospective industry know the score. Everyone is pretty cool about it. I'm hoping to get another agency internship before looking for employment.
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May 5, 2015 18:01
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I've got two classes that start next week just so that I can maintain full time status through the summer. In the fall I'm getting three hours for writing a paper. I just don't know what bullshit other classes I'll take.
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May 5, 2015 18:07
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The best college courses I took were remote imagery sensing and the history of theme parks.
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One more week of classes, final project is a group presentation. Pro tip: when making a group, find the nerdiest try hard you can and then put that poo poo on cruise control because you just got yourself an A.
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