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I think that is cheese in that picture, but it reminds me, bacon cheeseburger pizzas covered in mustard are delicious.
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i like pineapple on a pizza
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May 4, 2015 22:56
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OctoberBlues posted:I think that is cheese in that picture, but it reminds me, bacon cheeseburger pizzas covered in mustard are delicious. You're goddamn right. 
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May 5, 2015 00:36
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Coney pizzas, too, with hot dogs, chili, onions, and mustard. They're probably thread-appropriate, though:
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May 5, 2015 04:07
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Replace that hot dog with some spicy sausage and I'd loving eat that whole drat pie.
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May 5, 2015 04:10
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I actually tried this (if you can't tell, I like frozen pizza as a cheap/easy meal): It was incredibly bland. The idea is decent enough, but the execution was pathetic.
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May 5, 2015 04:38
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That crust is the most photoshopped thing I've seen since Lorde's face. There's no way the real thing isn't some soggy pathetic pass at edible goods.
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Hirayuki posted:Coney pizzas, too, with hot dogs, chili, onions, and mustard. They're probably thread-appropriate, though: This makes me think a garbage plate pizza would own. Garbage plate, now THAT is thread-appropriate. E; here's one with a coupla hots. 
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May 5, 2015 04:56
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Pizzas are good for experimenting and it's okay to have fun once in a while.
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sirbeefalot posted:This makes me think a garbage plate pizza would own. I want that inside my body in an almost sexual way
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May 5, 2015 05:20
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Donair pizza is popular up here in Calgary: It's delicious.
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May 5, 2015 05:35
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you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers
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May 5, 2015 05:39
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Simply Simon posted:I imagine American pizza menus to read like this: we have everything you listed except the bad poo poo like tuna corn and noodles plus we have more.
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May 5, 2015 05:44
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? You can literally put whatever the gently caress you want on pizza, you could put a whole dog on there or slather it in rapeseed oil or decide that your favourite topping is all the BBQ sauces of the rainbow and an entire clove of garlic in the middle*, who cares? The entire point of pizza is Bread + Sauce + [ ] + Cheese!
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FlyinPingu posted:you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers Goons are weird about food (and almost everything actually) but I'm sure there are many things that wouldn't go good on pizza under any circumstances
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Aesop Poprock posted:Goons are weird about food (and almost everything actually) but I'm sure there are many things that wouldn't go good on pizza under any circumstances WHO CARES, IT'S PIZZA
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May 5, 2015 05:54
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FlyinPingu posted:you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers That tuna pizza was still ugly rear end hell
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May 5, 2015 06:04
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The Glumslinger posted:That tuna pizza was still ugly rear end hell that pizza was very shameful, yes, but broke no pizza rules
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May 5, 2015 06:07
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FlyinPingu posted:you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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May 5, 2015 06:12
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I used to go to a bar that had unlimited small pizzas and just eat black olive and anchovy pizza and drink beers for a long time.
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FlyinPingu posted:you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers Yes there are, and they are there for good reason you damned heathens.. According to the rules proposed by the Associazione Vera Pizza Napoletana,[2] the genuine Neapolitan pizza dough consists of wheat flour (type 0 or 00, or a mixture of both), natural Neapolitan yeast or brewer's yeast, salt and water. For proper results, strong flour with high protein content (as used for bread-making rather than cakes) must be used. The dough must be kneaded by hand or with a low-speed mixer. After the rising process, the dough must be formed by hand without the help of a rolling pin or other machine, and may be no more than 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thick. The pizza must be baked for 60–90 seconds in a 485 °C (905 °F) stone oven with an oak-wood fire.[3] When cooked, it should be soft, elastic, tender and fragrant. There are three official variants: pizza marinara, which is made with tomato, garlic, oregano and extra virgin olive oil, pizza Margherita, made with tomato, sliced mozzarella, basil and extra-virgin olive oil, and pizza Margherita extra made with tomato, mozzarella from Campania in fillets, basil and extra virgin olive oil. The pizza napoletana is a Traditional Speciality Guaranteed (Specialità Tradizionale Garantita, STG) product in Europe.[4][5]
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GrandMaster posted:Yes there are, and they are there for good reason you damned heathens.. Having had a bunch of both I can comfortably say that good American pizza is better than good Italian pizza in almost every way
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May 5, 2015 07:15
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We're all a bunch of goony mcgoon gently caress rear end basketcases. Be proud of yourselves!
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May 5, 2015 08:28
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kinmik posted:That crust is the most photoshopped thing I've seen since Lorde's face. There's no way the real thing isn't some soggy pathetic pass at edible goods. Iirc it's a render of a proposed pizza hut product that never actually saw the light of day
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FlyinPingu posted:you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers Which Turtle are you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54au0Ve5I50 Foodbeast actually made some of them: http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/06/03/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pizzas/ 
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May 5, 2015 09:41
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Mmm, oil-soaked stale doritos and damp melted 'cheese'
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May 5, 2015 11:19
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Look at this spice pie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1HHhjTKsd4
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May 5, 2015 11:49
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Stuff the crust with Mountain Dew and we have a deal.
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May 5, 2015 12:11
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re: "correct" pizza I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of pizza I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the pizza in this picture is not that.
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FlyinPingu posted:you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers As long as you put SOMETHING on it. Jfc, "plain" pizza is the saddest and most rage-inducing thing for me. Yeah I bet you take your LARGE CHEESE PIE and go straight to the ice cream shop with ten thousand flavor combinations and throw down on a big bowl of vanilla Fuckin New Yorkers
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Data Graham posted:As long as you put SOMETHING on it. Jfc, "plain" pizza is the saddest and most rage-inducing thing for me. Yeah I bet you take your LARGE CHEESE PIE and go straight to the ice cream shop with ten thousand flavor combinations and throw down on a big bowl of vanilla Cheese is a flavor. I've had plenty of very good four cheese pizzas or just a plain margherita pizza (although technically that usually has basil on it so I guess it's not "plain"), and they are very commonly ordered even in countries that have ~real pizza~. Of course, if you consider like a LIttle caesars or hungry howies "cheese" pizza it's going to be pretty bland/gross, but that would still be true no matter what else they dump on top of it.
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May 5, 2015 13:01
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If "plain" pizza is nonsense to you, eat a salad with it. That owns with quite a lot of pizzas, actually.
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Everyone else shut the gently caress up. What country, state/province/etc, and focus group do I need to be in for this to gently part my lips and steal away my naïvete and locos tacos
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Murphy Brownback posted:Cheese is a flavor. I've had plenty of very good four cheese pizzas or just a plain margherita pizza (although technically that usually has basil on it so I guess it's not "plain"), and they are very commonly ordered even in countries that have ~real pizza~. Of course, if you consider like a LIttle caesars or hungry howies "cheese" pizza it's going to be pretty bland/gross, but that would still be true no matter what else they dump on top of it. Sure, four cheese is fine, it's imaginative and takes some effort. But I just keep seeing guys in the office get a big floppy "plain" slice from the heatlamp shops and munch on it with a rapturous expression going "oh my god that's so fuckin good". I mean geez, can I interest you in a peanut butter sandwich too? Hold the jelly, yes of course.
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Stop being so anal retentive about the pizza, we get it, your pizza made with only the rarest of smelly cheeses with the crust made from the wheat grown in the middle of nowhere by an elderly amish couple is superior.
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May 5, 2015 13:34
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Alright, you giant babies. This pizza will probably blow your mind.
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When used as an adjective, it's "anal-retentive." It's only "anal retentive" without the hyphen when used as a noun.
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Paladinus posted:Alright, you giant babies. This pizza will probably blow your mind. Alright fuckers, prepare your anuses. This is going to rock. Your. World. *posts middle-school Pizza Friday breadtangle*
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death .cab for qt posted:Alright fuckers, prepare your anuses. This is going to rock. Your. World. 
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GrandMaster posted:Yes there are, and they are there for good reason you damned heathens.. When Italians stop living of benefits from us here in Northern Europe and learn how to run a functioning society I might start to pay attention to how they prepare warm sandwiches, until then they can gently caress right off. 
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