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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Soviet Commubot posted:

It's a bit hard to tell at this scale.
Instead of clicking the image to de-timg, click the label with its size in pixels that appears in the top left corner on hover.

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Flipperwaldt posted:

And Sealand doesn't include Sealand.

It might. The actual Principality of Sealand is just too small to show on this map.

It does not include the Dutch province of Zeeland (Sealand, from which New Zealand got its name) nor the Danish island of Sjaelland (Sealand), but neither of those are currently part of the Principality anyway.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Carbon dioxide posted:

It might. The actual Principality of Sealand is just too small to show on this map.

It does not include the Dutch province of Zeeland (Sealand, from which New Zealand got its name) nor the Danish island of Sjaelland (Sealand), but neither of those are currently part of the Principality anyway.
My bad, I wasn't aware of anything existing but Zeeland really.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

khwarezm posted:

I think the object of the map might be the most horrifying possible outcome for the people who actually live in each place.
Most horrifying/gratifying outcome, depending on the country.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
No Lebensraum for you, Lithuania!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Kennel posted:

No Lebensraum for you, Lithuania!
Shouldn't they be joining the commonwealth with Poland and Hungary?

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Belgium is already the most horrific absurdity, so this map didn't need to change it at all. Perfect. :allears:

Guavanaut posted:

Shouldn't they be joining the commonwealth with Poland and Hungary?
Pretty sure that's part of the joke. Everything on the map is deliberately done to bother someone.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
The Macedonian Empire is definitely my favourite part of the map.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
There are so many ridiculously amazing layers to that map.

I think my favorite part would have to be the Turks owning both Greece and Armenia but almost none of Turkey.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

HorseRenoir posted:

I think my favorite part would have to be the Turks owning both Greece and Armenia but almost none of Turkey.
You have already looked at Israel?

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


Slovako-Czechia.

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

HorseRenoir posted:

I think my favorite part would have to be the Turks owning both Greece and Armenia but almost none of Turkey.

Which is Kurdistan instead. :D

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

khwarezm posted:

I think the object of the map might be the most horrifying possible outcome for the people who actually live in each place.

I dunno, I think the Pope would be mighty happy to be relevant again.

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?
Why do the Neo-Vikings own most of Scotland but not the Danelaw?

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
Cyprus is finally Greece proper! Except Greece is now only Cyprus. . . and Northern Cyprus is still not Greek. . .

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



khwarezm posted:

I think the object of the map might be the most horrifying possible outcome for the people who actually live in each place.

Looking at Belgium, this checks out.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

khwarezm posted:

I think the object of the map might be the most horrifying possible outcome for the people who actually live in each place.

The Germans have control of all the beach towels in Majorca: does not check out

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
Yeah, but do you think the Majorcans are happy about that?

e: a fate worse than hell imho

escape mechanism
Feb 12, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Looking at Belgium, this checks out.

They should have had Flanders be part of France and Wallonia as an independent country, this would be closer to a nightmare scenario for both sides.

Have Brussels be administered by eurocrats, they'd hate that too.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Most horrifying/gratifying outcome, depending on the country.

I bet the Viking capital is in current day Norway.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That map is loving amazing, I have no words. :allears:

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
I think the one that made me laugh the most was: Macedonia. Macedonia. Macedonia.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
"Real Iceland" :allears:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Vorpal Cat posted:

Why do the Neo-Vikings own most of Scotland but not the Danelaw?
The Emir of Leicester defeated the Neo-Viking leader in single combat.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I mean, at first, the enlargement of my country, the Netherlands, looks great.

But then you notice they drew the IJsselmeer, the big lake in the middle, in the wrong spot. That's horrible, how could they do that!!!

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


I'm supposed to live in the Habsburg Empire now? Lieber bayerisch sterben als kaiserlich verderben! :colbert:

glink
May 30, 2013

Carbon dioxide posted:

I mean, at first, the enlargement of my country, the Netherlands, looks great.

But then you notice they drew the IJsselmeer, the big lake in the middle, in the wrong spot. That's horrible, how could they do that!!!

I'm pretty sure that's actually the Flevopolder, not the IJsselmeer/Markermeer.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Torrannor posted:

I bet the Viking capital is in current day Norway.
Even better. Finally Copenhagen gets to try being the periphery. Plus Norwegian dominance could only improve our language.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
As if. Norway can't even be bothered to standardise their spelling on a single alphabet.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

"Swtzerland"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Haha I just noticed Kaliningrad is the 4th reich and Georgia becomes New Kaliningrad.

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Haha I just noticed Kaliningrad is the 4th reich and Georgia becomes New Kaliningrad.

Better or worse then Armenia becoming Turkey?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I notice something new everytime I see that map. This time, it's South Galicia. :allears:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

An anti-EU party might win the British elections today.



(I don't know why they're taking Ireland with them)

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I can't imagine that would be good for their climate.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Carbon dioxide posted:

An anti-EU party might win the British elections today.



(I don't know why they're taking Ireland with them)

What do you mean you "don't know"?

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
Portugal gives 0 fucks.

oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009

Carbon dioxide posted:

An anti-EU party might win the British elections today.

it's highly unlikely they will 'win' in any meaningful fashion

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

oxford_town posted:

it's highly unlikely they will 'win' in any meaningful fashion

They 'won' last time

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
The Tories aren't anti-EU, they just have to pretend they are.

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