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Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

vOv posted:

if you just got caught with what your mom thinks are drugs why would you tell her to take one and not say 'they're mints'
because then the next words would be "I don't believe you." and then you'd tell her to take one

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

I'm the dust loving up the playback because your $15k laser turntable is inherently janky

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thats the stones? drat thats a good album cover

Anaconda Rifle
Mar 23, 2007

Yam Slacker

im the person who can go without checking unread texts

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

lmao at calling your daughter 'mackenzie'

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Chris Knight posted:

lmao at calling your daughter 'mackenzie'

white ppl

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9TPbU7KFRo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

today i had these three


kohbyn
zeke
quarteah

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
always got to make sure that you stir it right
or else it will look unspeakable
if a guest asks you if it's hamburgers
that fell on the floor
you have to ask them to go

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy


with slightly autistic brother divorack

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
they just called their kid "quarter' with a 'straylyan accent then?

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Kenny Logins posted:

they just called their kid "quarter' with a 'straylyan accent then?

oi named him that cuz one his nana's an abbo

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Chris Knight posted:

lmao at calling your daughter 'mackenzie'

M'kenzie :tipshat:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

vOv posted:

if you just got caught with what your mom thinks are drugs why would you tell her to take one and not say 'they're mints'

because it ruins the 'joke'

NoneMoreNegative posted:

tactical diaper

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

.lnk to the past posted:

oi named him that cuz one his nana's an abbo
bit racialist but still :golfclap:

Kenny Logins fucked around with this message at 14:17 on May 5, 2015

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

i'm the inexplicable nintendo-and-pokemon-related text on the task bar

lakynn in common sense

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Sombrerotron posted:

lakynn in common sense

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Sombrerotron posted:

lakynn in common sense

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist



i had a 5 year high school reunion and not only were there an alarming amount of single mothers but p much all of them named their kid from this list:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaAn48eX9SM

now this wasn't brentwood but still one of the better off suburbs in the region, and to my knowledge 100% of the people could safely tick the caucasian box on the census form

white people are terrible

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

dont post ted

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Finger Lakynn Good


(when she's grown up and wants you to etc)

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

wayfinder posted:

Finger Lakynn Good


(when she's grown up and wants you to etc)

:magical:

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

vOv posted:

if you just got caught with what your mom thinks are drugs why would you tell her to take one and not say 'they're mints'

you can lead a horse to water but sometimes you have to shove it's loving head into it because horses are stupid

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




vOv posted:

if you just got caught with what your mom thinks are drugs why would you tell her to take one and not say 'they're mints'

because in my case they're actually drugs, and once she takes some i can threaten cps on her. #momhacks

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

univbee posted:

because in my case they're actually drugs, and once she takes some i can threaten cps on her. #momhacks

oh, so it's like that time that one cop got arrested because he confiscated that dude's drugs but then the cop was in possession instead

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

look at that stupid loving cyclist lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i'm the handplant

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


i'm the destroyed cars on both sides of the road

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

duTrieux. posted:

oh, so it's like that time that one cop got arrested because he confiscated that dude's drugs but then the cop was in possession instead

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
utah


resident

echinopsis posted:

today i had these three


kohbyn
zeke
quarteah

spotted

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

duTrieux. posted:

you can lead a horse to water but sometimes you have to shove it's loving head into it because horses are stupid

poor ol' freckles, died because he thought about ants

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sombrerotron posted:

lakynn in common sense

also:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Crusader posted:



never asked for this

Tangra posted:

let me know when he can give handies to strangers

then I'd know the technology has truly arrived

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
Literally every single white people transplant in Brooklyn has a kid named Brooklyn and everytime I see a little white 3 year old named Brooklyn with rear end in a top hat parents I praise satan for giving me the chance to leave this doomed borough

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Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
I just saw a listing for a 2 bedroom apartment I lived in like 9 years ago and it is up to 2750 from 850

lmao

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