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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

euphronius posted:

I just spend 1.5 hours writing a 2 page letter. JFC.

I spent six loving hours in the car on a 15 minute hearing on something that didn't need me to be there and the other side didn't show up anyway

I actively want to murder something

History: some Europeans died, hopefully randlers ancestors

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
lotta hostility and sex in chatthread today

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

My Imaginary GF posted:

the modern male democrat, right here folks

where is your vitae? Your ambition?

my ambition is to be a stay at home dad now since I've been working professionally since i was 17 and I'm literally at the top of my industry both in skill and in what I make

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


this is getting real weird

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Sharkie posted:

lotta hostility and sex in chatthread today

yeah well gently caress you!!!

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

My Imaginary GF posted:

how can you tax all the carbon that canada and russia gonna fart out?

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
A little bit. If we are going to have this conversation it needs to you know...not be so many guys.

Although I think this conversation serves as a repellent to start with so...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

this is my wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63hiF92RtHA

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

A Winner is Jew posted:

my ambition is to be a stay at home dad now since I've been working professionally since i was 17 and I'm literally at the top of my industry both in skill and in what I make

join the loving military

serve your nation

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

sexchat anywhere on the internet always starts just fine then inevitably someone goes deep into TMI and it gets awkward for everyone

sex is fun to talk about though

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Gravel Gravy posted:

A little bit. If we are going to have this conversation it needs to you know...not be so many guys.

Although I think this conversation serves as a repellent to start with so...

we should get back to talking about gay sex

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Badger of Basra posted:

yeah well gently caress you!!!

see this is what i was talking about.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Like I watched an Iranian movie last night where the wife was slowly becoming paralyzed due to a neurological illness and the movie's focus was on how hard the husband's life was becoming :wtc:

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

My Imaginary GF posted:

how can you tax all the carbon that canada and russia gonna fart out? i mean, only the canadians would pay, and theyd pay by privitizing healthcare

it's not up to canada

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sharkie posted:

lotta hostility and sex in chatthread today

it's good isn't it?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

PupsOfWar posted:

also why a house of Lords

at least in america some men are powerful because their fathers were skilled conmen and thieves, not their great-great-upteenth-grandfathers in 1302


eat your students badg

there aren't many hereditary peers left and the ones that are left are there because they're regarded as meritorious

it's a house of appointees, a lot of its members are retired politicians, heads of industry groups, religious groups etc.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

My Imaginary GF posted:

join the loving military

serve your nation

i'm 34 and the only branch i would ever even think about is the coast guard which is above their recruitment age

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

on the one hand, i think openly discussing sexuality should be encouraged. the taboo surrounding sex and the having thereof is v. unhealthy and repressing discussion about the topic feels wrong.

otoh y'all are some weird rear end motherfuckers who keep talking about it in the grossest way possible

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

zoux stop fetishizing nubiles

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Gravel Gravy posted:

Like I watched an Iranian movie last night where the wife was slowly becoming paralyzed due to a neurological illness and the movie's focus was on how hard the husband's life was becoming :wtc:

maybe she shouldn't have been such a misandrist.

R. Mute posted:

on the one hand, i think openly discussing sexuality should be encouraged. the taboo surrounding sex and the having thereof is v. unhealthy and repressing discussion about the topic feels wrong.

otoh y'all are some weird rear end motherfuckers who keep talking about it in the grossest way possible

it's just ptd really

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
you know who else liked weird sex?

thats right, hitler

ps im eatn a grilled cheese right now.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

PupsOfWar posted:

zoux stop fetishizing nubiles

What's a Nubian?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Badger of Basra posted:

question asked in class today:

What do Global actors do with additional contributors of global warming such as the sun?

Giant space mirror that totally won't be used as a death ray.

Alternate answers:
Dyson's sphere
Big umbrella

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

My Imaginary GF posted:

you know who else liked weird sex?

thats right, hitler

ps im eatn a grilled cheese right now.

never substantiated, it's just assumed to be so because of ~profiling~

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ZenVulgarity posted:

I spent six loving hours in the car on a 15 minute hearing on something that didn't need me to be there and the other side didn't show up anyway

I actively want to murder something



Ive done that in contingency cases and I want to buy a gun and shoot animals i get so mad.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

ha like you would be intimate with a non-white

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

R. Mute posted:

on the one hand, i think openly discussing sexuality should be encouraged. the taboo surrounding sex and the having thereof is v. unhealthy and repressing discussion about the topic feels wrong.

otoh y'all are some weird rear end motherfuckers who keep talking about it in the grossest way possible

goons talkin' weird about sex!?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

A Winner is Jew posted:

i'm 34 and the only branch i would ever even think about is the coast guard which is above their recruitment age

get your loving phd and found a nonprofit

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
the only artist who could really articulate the essence of my unrestrained joy wrt female genitalia in proximity to my face is GRRM

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Disinterested posted:

never substantiated, it's just assumed to be so because of ~profiling~

woah now, Hitler is no randler

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

the only artist who could really articulate the essence of my unrestrained joy wrt female genitalia in proximity to my face is GRRM

please stop

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Gravel Gravy posted:

What's a Nubian?

that was always a cool ship

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Venom Snake posted:

it's good isn't it?

meh. and i could do with fewer gross food/sex metaphors tbh.

though:

WoodrowSkillson posted:

sexchat anywhere on the internet always starts just fine then inevitably someone goes deep into TMI and it gets awkward for everyone

sex is fun to talk about though

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

you know who else liked weird sex?

thats right, hitler

Getting one of your balls shot off will probably do weird things to your proclivities anyway.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

euphronius posted:

Ive done that in contingency cases and I want to buy a gun and shoot animals i get so mad.

This is my own case, but it's so loving dumb

I know the other guy wasn't showing up either and pleaded with the judge to not waste my time going

But noooo he wanted to discuss the case

If you were ten minutes away I wouldn't care

But why the gently caress did you need me in person for this

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

WoodrowSkillson posted:

sexchat anywhere on the internet always starts just fine then inevitably someone goes deep into TMI and it gets awkward for everyone

sex is fun to talk about though

Raid A/T sex chat.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Overruled. I want to see where this is going.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Getting one of your balls shot off will probably do weird things to your proclivities anyway.

wow look here an actual hitler apologist

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Majorian posted:

Overruled. I want to see where this is going.

shut the gently caress up

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