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Venom Snake posted:you should always keep a list of dudes you would be gay for just in case Straight guys post your lists.
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PupsOfWar posted:how do you acclimitize to the realities of The Dick badg i like penis. i don't like in my boicunt that much, but i do like it my mouth. it's frankly a heinous organ, but its fun to have in your mouth. i might have an oral fixation. also no one has ever had a "pretty penis" and no straight dude who says that should believe it.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:21 |
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paragon1 posted:how does that even happen
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:22 |
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I could in theory love a woman, I just have not. I've really liked some tho.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:22 |
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:i like penis. i don't like in my boicunt that much, but i do like it my mouth. it's frankly a heinous organ, but its fun to have in your mouth. i might have an oral fixation. What's it like sucking dick Describe it
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:22 |
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her: come over me: can't, gotta clean out my storage unit her: i just shaved and got out of the shower me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMW3Q7TQars&t=70s
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:22 |
Zoux is the gayest person in the gay sexchat thread but he doesn't know it. Come out, friend.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:23 |
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Sharkie posted:Straight guys post your lists. roger federer used to be on it
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:23 |
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Sharkie posted:Straight guys post your lists. Ponytail is a no go
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how do accelerationists happen? how hosed up do you have to be to look at something getting slowly better and say "mmm lets flush all this down the toilet "
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Venom Snake posted:how do accelerationists happen? how hosed up do you have to be to look at something getting slowly better and say "mmm lets flush all this down the toilet " well it depends on the perspective re: the whole "getting better" part
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Disinterested posted:Zoux is the gayest person in the gay sexchat thread but he doesn't know it. I'm not gay but if I was i wouldn't care
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paragon1 posted:how does that even happen I think the dude I'm talking about (who kept going on about how dicks made his first gay sex experiences very surrreal) was probably having some issues wrangling his newfound sexuality, emotionally speaking, and externalized this by conjuring an aura of arcane mystery around the dick
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Han solo Thor
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:24 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:What's it like sucking dick put a couple fingers in your mouth and suck on them, but also imagine the other dude cooing as you have him wrapped around your little finger
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and my weekly reminder that going around calling straight people gay as if its a bad thing is a form of hate speech
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:24 |
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Venom Snake posted:how do accelerationists happen? how hosed up do you have to be to look at something getting slowly better and say "mmm lets flush all this down the toilet " The watched Idiocracy once and took it to heart
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:put a couple fingers in your mouth and suck on them, but also imagine the other dude cooing as you have him wrapped around your little finger I just made the Mr Yuck face irl.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:24 |
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zoux posted:and my weekly reminder that going around calling straight people gay as if its a bad thing is a form of hate speech your gay
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:25 |
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Sharkie posted:Straight guys post your lists. John Morrison Idris Elba Joe Biden
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zoux posted:and my weekly reminder that going around calling straight people gay as if its a bad thing is a form of hate speech I don't think being gay is bad but you are gay
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Venom Snake posted:how do accelerationists happen? how hosed up do you have to be to look at something getting slowly better and say "mmm lets flush all this down the toilet " Its 'taste of their own medicine' writ large
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:26 |
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zoux posted:and my weekly reminder that going around calling straight people gay as if its a bad thing is a form of hate speech ur gay BI NOW GAY LATER posted:put a couple fingers in your mouth and suck on them, but also imagine the other dude cooing as you have him wrapped around your little finger sounds kind of fun
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PupsOfWar posted:I think the dude I'm talking about (who kept going on about how dicks made his first gay sex experiences very surrreal) was probably having some issues wrangling his newfound sexuality, emotionally speaking, and externalized this by conjuring an aura of arcane mystery around the dick what are the spell components for that?
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zoux posted:and my weekly reminder that going around calling straight people gay as if its a bad thing is a form of hate speech the people from the community have given them license
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Disinterested posted:I don't think being gay is bad you say that but your words reveal your homophobia
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PupsOfWar posted:I think the dude I'm talking about (who kept going on about how dicks made his first gay sex experiences very surrreal) was probably having some issues wrangling his newfound sexuality, emotionally speaking, and externalized this by conjuring an aura of arcane mystery around the dick that is sad, and kind of funny.
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accelerationism is just the religious apocalyptic impulse translated in to twenty first century discourse for morons
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:the people from the community have given them license I find that gay people can be the most homophobic of them all...
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ZenVulgarity posted:ur gay it is, just gotta make sure it ain't blow in your mouth. unless you like that. or your face.
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Sharkie posted:what are the spell components for that? The still winking eye of the newt. A blind snake. A firm oaken rod.
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Sharkie posted:what are the spell components for that? manic IMs to your friends about how you don't know what to do when confronted with knobbly flesh tubes "it's weird, man, it's like, there's just dicks around, too many dicks"
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really, revolutionaries disliking incrementalism is nothing new, even lenin himself had the tendency if you're not an actual revolutionary, though, there is literally no reason to go for accelerationism unless you predict a massive economic crash with accompanying reduction of consumption and are a militant environmentalist or something
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My list mainly involves wrestlers
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zoux posted:you say that but your words reveal your homophobia I think we know who has the hangups about people being gay here it's not me
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zoux posted:I find that gay people can be the most homophobic of them all... *finger snaps*
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PupsOfWar posted:I think the dude I'm talking about (who kept going on about how dicks made his first gay sex experiences very surrreal) was probably having some issues wrangling his newfound sexuality, emotionally speaking, and externalized this by conjuring an aura of arcane mystery around the dick lol the penusinian mysteries
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:28 |
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zoux posted:and my weekly reminder that going around calling straight people gay as if its a bad thing is a form of hate speech Implying that homosexuality is not a bad thing, however, is islamophobic.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:28 |
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Venom Snake posted:you should always keep a list of dudes you would be gay for just in case Henry Rollins Ryan Gosling Brad Pitt my wife knows those are my male freebies as well
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:it is, just gotta make sure it ain't blow in your mouth. unless you like that. or your face. Yeah but if you take it in your mouth you can snowball
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