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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Have kids

Get daycare shits

i want kids

I'd love to be a stay-at-home dad, able to spend all my free time volunteering with at-risk youth and campaigning for folk I like

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

I don't know what it means and I don't like how it's used. I have to study it more.

That's pro..























bably right.

quote:

Wrt living in Russia I think it's incredibly interesting revolutionary time but I've probably been brainwashed by too much Dostoyevsky

Oh, so you're expecting not to be a dirt farmer/Jew, then. :rolleyes:

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

where in the world was not utter poo poo in 1850-1900

how about chilling in opium dens in qing china, live the tcc dream

though not 1850 specifically, after the taiping rebellion

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah I was thinking minor nobility or France trained professional

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Jagchosis posted:

how about chilling in opium dens in qing china, live the tcc dream

though not 1850 specifically, after the taiping rebellion

otoh i'd probably get killed by bandits

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

euphronius posted:

Yeah I was thinking minor nobility or France trained professional

if we get to be rich people i would pick ottoman empire, istanbul or salonica maybe

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Absurd Alhazred posted:

That's pro..























bably right.


Oh, so you're expecting not to be a dirt farmer/Jew, then. :rolleyes:

what is different between dirt farmer and jew?

dirt farmer is almost human

hah! russian humor. MORE WODKA

1850-1900 i wouldn't mind being Norweigan, Dutch, or even Swiss. Of course, all my children and grandchildren would likely die at the hands of Randler's grandparents.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, so you're expecting not to be a dirt farmer/Jew, then. :rolleyes:

in like everyones "i'd go back to X time :haw:" they imagine themselves as nobility. personally tho id only want to go forward in time.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

otoh i'd probably get killed by bandits

theyre not bandits

theyre very religious people following the mandate of chinese jesus, the one true prophet of god

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

nutranurse posted:

in like everyones "i'd go back to X time :haw:" they imagine themselves as nobility. personally tho id only want to go forward in time.

much like how peter thiel wishes he could live in middle earth, having only imagined himself as gandalf instead of as a nameless mook who gets offed in a random skirmish

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

in like everyones "i'd go back to X time :haw:" they imagine themselves as nobility. personally tho id only want to go forward in time.

Hunting-gathering was probably chill. Life was brutish and short. No ennui.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill


CROSSFIT

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

in like everyones "i'd go back to X time :haw:" they imagine themselves as nobility. personally tho id only want to go forward in time.

Yeah, I'd imagine the 1850-1900 era could be quite problematic when you're black.

Unfortunately, folk like Venom Snake don't understand, so they dress up in butterscotch and march around sing'n Dixie

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Is that woman pregnant?! :psypop:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

My Imaginary GF posted:

Yeah, I'd imagine the 1850-1900 era could be quite problematic when you're black.

Unfortunately, folk like Venom Snake don't understand, so they dress up in butterscotch and march around sing'n Dixie

i mean being black is only part of it. i can read history and get a decent enough idea for the most part for most societies, but the future's all up in the air and way more interesting.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


oh my lord

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

jesus loving christ i was expecting the baby to pop out as she did them pullups

her baby suffocating. if she aint getting enough oxygen in her blood, baby sure as hell aint either

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

is this a DIY abortion method

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

in like everyones "i'd go back to X time :haw:" they imagine themselves as nobility. personally tho id only want to go forward in time.

what if you had the language abilities and knowledge necessary to teach africans how do industrialize and conquer europe before colonialism happened

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Jagchosis posted:

what if you had the language abilities and knowledge necessary to teach africans how do industrialize and conquer europe before colonialism happened

where is the coal in africa

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

i mean being black is only part of it. i can read history and get a decent enough idea for the most part for most societies, but the future's all up in the air and way more interesting.

You can time travel, nutranurse

Take an ambien, lean back, and travel through time

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jagchosis posted:

what if you had the language abilities and knowledge necessary to teach africans how do industrialize and conquer europe before colonialism happened

id go forward in time to get mechsuits then go back in time to train/arm my own tribe of warriors

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I'd be dead any time before 1903

I'd be eating radioactive oatmeal in an institute before the 1970s

There's a pretty limited range of time periods I'd be able to exist in, let alone enjoy

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
china had coal

it was just too far away from the major metropolitan centers

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I'd be dead any time before 1903

I'd be eating radioactive oatmeal in an institute before the 1970s

There's a pretty limited range of time periods I'd be able to exist in, let alone enjoy

go forward in time, augment yourself with roboparts

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

where is the coal in africa

in the dutch hills

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007



problematic.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

what if you had the language abilities and knowledge necessary to teach africans how do industrialize and conquer europe before colonialism happened

bad idea, likely to lead to internal collapse. you need institutional development for industrialization to result in sustainable development and not civil war

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Commonwealth of Nonces.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

where is the coal in africa

south africa apparently

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

My Imaginary GF posted:

bad idea, likely to lead to internal collapse. you need institutional development for industrialization to result in sustainable development and not civil war

mechsuit idea is way better. gently caress social progression, just set yourself up as a warrior god-king

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Jagchosis posted:

south africa apparently

places with coal:
-england
-kentucky
-south africa

looks like racism causes coal deposits

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

holy crap juve beat real madrid

eat a dick cristiano

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Badger of Basra posted:

holy crap juve beat real madrid

eat a dick cristiano

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i would rather be no where, but here, with you chat thread

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
push pressed 205# today :hellyeah:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Berke Negri posted:

i would rather be no where, but here, with you chat thread

Aww! :3:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

p...ponytail gate?

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Berke Negri posted:

i would rather be no where, but here, with you chat thread

yeah but in the future dadchat thread we are all part of a shitposting singularity, so future wins again

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