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White Chocolate posted:I thought that FOB mayor was always AGR because they are not going to be on orders for the whole time. Or maybe they were just punished. If we were getting the larger FOBs that might be necessary, but this one is really just a clear space that's been graded and compacted so you can set up tents and a motor pool. It's going to be almost like being in the Army. His main job will be to tell tenant units "no" when they ask for various amenities.
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Kiryen posted:If we were getting the larger FOBs that might be necessary, but this one is really just a clear space that's been graded and compacted so you can set up tents and a motor pool. It's going to be almost like being in the Army. Oh so just like a real FOB mayor cell.
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# ? May 6, 2015 15:30 |
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And the purge is beginning! My battalion is about to get cleaned the gently caress out and poo poo is getting real gay, real fast. I hope to god this poo poo doesn't interrupt my med board. gently caress you if you're already out, I'll be there soon.
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# ? May 6, 2015 15:46 |
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As long as your med board has started, nothing stops that freight train. If there's any grief, go talk to the... gently caress, I forgot their title. It's like your MEB coordinator or something like that. They can fix poo poo real quick.
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# ? May 6, 2015 15:53 |
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PEBLO, I think. Or an ombudsman somewhere in the hospital. If they can't do it, they should be able to at least point you in the right direction.
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Pesticide20 posted:And the purge is beginning! My battalion is about to get cleaned the gently caress out and poo poo is getting real gay, real fast. I hope to god this poo poo doesn't interrupt my med board. gently caress you if you're already out, I'll be there soon. good luck dude, hope you can avoid the dick
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# ? May 6, 2015 16:40 |
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Pesticide20 posted:gently caress you if you're already out no, gently caress YOU for still being in.
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Icon Of Sin posted:PEBLO, I think. That's the fucker. I never had any troubles to call them up, but a buddy in another troop did and it turns out people jump loving to when they call. Or whoever they get to do the call.
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# ? May 6, 2015 17:58 |
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psydude posted:Oh so just like a real FOB mayor cell. Sort of, except in this case he really won't have poo poo to give them instead of just hogging it all for the mayor cell and the medical tent.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:08 |
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God drat did I ever time things right. In at 2008 when every fuckup with a pulse was around to keep much of the heat off me, out at 2012 before garrison fuckery infected everything, everywhere. It really is glorious to watch the implosion. More articles about this mysterious phenomenon of brain drain and talent flight to the private sector please. My schadenfreude boner can still get bigger.
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# ? May 7, 2015 01:39 |
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SumYungGui posted:My schadenfreude boner can still get bigger. Hi.
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SumYungGui posted:God drat did I ever time things right. In at 2008 when every fuckup with a pulse was around to keep much of the heat off me, out at 2012 before garrison fuckery infected everything, everywhere. It really is glorious to watch the implosion. More articles about this mysterious phenomenon of brain drain and talent flight to the private sector please. My schadenfreude boner can still get bigger. We're in the middle of losing half the medical staff of an emergency department, and S1 has hosed up the TDA so bad that big army thinks we still have people that got out two years ago. No replacements are scheduled.
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:23 |
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It will somehow end up all your fault.
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:36 |
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burn
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:42 |
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not caring here posted:It will somehow end up all your fault.
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:45 |
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I saw the writing on the wall in 2011, poo poo was already getting gay a year before that. FYGM, suck my dick from the back army.
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:47 |
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not caring here posted:It will somehow end up all your fault. This everytime. It was funny today when our battalion commander told us that the entire 18th Airborne Corps was getting tomorrow and the next day off except for my section of like 14 people because we had the misfortune of scheduling training this week with contractors, but that it's ok because they'll find time somewhere else to give us two days off, and then first sausage told us immediately afterwards that we were poo poo out of luck and that it's our fault for scheduling training this week.
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Androies posted:This everytime. It was funny today when our battalion commander told us that the entire 18th Airborne Corps was getting tomorrow and the next day off except for my section of like 14 people because we had the misfortune of scheduling training this week with contractors, but that it's ok because they'll find time somewhere else to give us two days off, and then first sausage told us immediately afterwards that we were poo poo out of luck and that it's our fault for scheduling training this week. I like the honorific "first sausage" I think I will start using that more often.
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# ? May 7, 2015 12:36 |
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Sausage majors?
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# ? May 7, 2015 15:31 |
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Sausages major
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# ? May 7, 2015 15:32 |
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Sausage Staff Sausage Sausage First Class Master Sausage First Sausage Sausage Major I think it works.
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# ? May 7, 2015 15:39 |
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Don't forget weenie major of the army
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# ? May 7, 2015 16:38 |
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Sausage Operations Command Special Air Sausage Sausage Operations Executive Sausage Our Souls????
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:17 |
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lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on. http://www.occupydemocrats.com/watch-paranoid-texas-lunatics-harass-an-army-colonel-with-texas-takeover-conspiracies-2/
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:26 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Sausage E8 list came out today or yesterday. So many burnt Sausages.
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Delizin posted:lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on. I wish I could have been there to point out that LTC's US ARMY nametape backwards stands for Yes My Retarded rear end Signed Up, I would be the star of the show
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Delizin posted:lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on. It's like watching a scene from Parks and Rec.
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:49 |
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Where can I sign up? I'll gladly take a couple weeks of orders to go around assuaging locals as long as I get a rental car on my orders.
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:53 |
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Delizin posted:lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on.
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:57 |
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Androies posted:"I've spent my entire youth hunting down dudes who gently caress goats and live in caves just to come back here and have to deal with this." "But at least I can do it in the air conditioning and drink beer afterwards."
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:03 |
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Kiryen posted:"But at least I can do it in the air conditioning and drink beer afterwards." Sorry, we're all on GO1 now because *army reasonssssss*
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:31 |
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Sausage
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# ? May 8, 2015 18:55 |
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Ok which one of you is the post commander for TEAD because his speech was basically 'thanks for doing this, we would have paid a civilian 3x as much' almost verbatim.
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:09 |
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I wonder if there's actually a net gain in cigarette butts on the ground whenever you send Joes to clean up a parking lot.
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:45 |
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psydude posted:I wonder if there's actually a net gain in cigarette butts on the ground whenever you send Joes to clean up a parking lot.
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# ? May 9, 2015 07:15 |
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Delizin posted:lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on. They need CA teams for this poo poo. Start passing out radios and blankets and poo poo, maybe hire some translators, idk.
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# ? May 9, 2015 11:20 |
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Equine Don posted:They need CA teams for this poo poo. Start passing out radios and blankets and poo poo, maybe hire some translators, idk. Army and Texan are two different dialects of stupid, kind of hard to find a linguist fluent in both who can be understood by anyone else.
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# ? May 9, 2015 12:07 |
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Hero Worship vs. Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams, and the beams are winning. Texas!
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Hero Worship vs. Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams, and the beams are winning. Texas! They only worship heroes led by a white commander in chief.
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To be fair, judging by those town meetings the last time most of those people saw a black man their parents owned them. Must be a hard thing to reconcile
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