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It's for my conscience, more than anything else. Now I'll feel validated when we rip the next bastard a new one. Another note from our historical archives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfv1QtZDirY
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I feel like we need to go back to talking about sauces.
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May 7, 2015 21:04
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Schlampa posted:I feel like we need to go back to talking about sauces. Isn't it funny how a mother-sauce style tomato sauce has fairly little in common to what most tomato sauces (especially the ones used with pasta, which is probably the most familiar use) look like?
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May 7, 2015 21:09
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"Salsa" is Spanish for "Sauce"
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May 7, 2015 21:11
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hey guys, i made some gazpacho, who wants a bowl?
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May 7, 2015 21:11
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speaking of bowling. Bowling is another game that like EVE is best enjoyed moderately to heavily intoxicated.
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Deofuta posted:Another year, another new thread. Has there been any sort of announcement for when we will see the last two t3 destroyers hit the testing server? Jackdaw (Caldari) is going to hit TQ in early June, same patch as FozzieSov. The ship is on Sisi now, although IIRC it doesn't have proper stats yet and is not flyable. Hecate (Gallente) is slated to hit TQ in July.
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Avocado salsa (guacamole) makes a surprisingly good steak topping. Another great use is steak tacos. You cook up some fajita steak meat with salt, pepper, chile powder and a few other spices, slice in strips (across the grain or you won't be able to chew it) and then slather in some avocado salsa, pico de gallo, and Mexican white cheese.Zaepho posted:EVE is best enjoyed moderately to heavily intoxicated. Wasn't this a major reason for the Baltec Megathron? Can be easily used by profoundly drunken fleet members.
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Zaepho posted:speaking of bowling. Bowling is another game that like EVE is best enjoyed moderately to heavily intoxicated. The main advantage of EVE is that, sometimes, the pin equivalents start making very confused and incoherent demands that they be protected from balls coming down the lane, because it's totally unfair that just because they chose to be immobile targets, they get knocked over all the time. It's an endless source of entertainment.
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Kiryen posted:Wasn't this a major reason for the Baltec Megathron? Can be easily used by profoundly drunken fleet members. Dominixes 
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Cannon_Fodder posted:It's for my conscience, more than anything else. Now I'll feel validated when we rip the next bastard a new one. Also notable historical propaganda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdJqBBb4yO4 EDIT: context for this video is as follows (from my hazy recollection as someone not terribly involved): after former CEO Karttoon disbanded the alliance (welp), Goonswarm reformed as SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO[LODRA] after Goonfleet.com forum dictator Solo Drakban. We promptly lost Delve, which we had wrested away from BoB the previous year, and spent some time in Outer Ring scraping together a living until TCF let us crash on their couch in Deklein. We launched an invasion of Cloud Ring to fight against Ev0ke, a weird German alliance that literally had neo-nazis among their membership (like, 1488 references in their character bios and poo poo). Goons were forbidden from implying that Ev0ke were literal nazis (even though they were) on the Eve-O forums because of some really knee-jerk  YOU CAN'T SAY GERMANS ARE NAZIS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE GERMAN THATS RACIST sentiment (despite the fact that actual literal nazi sympathizers were in Ev0ke).Then this poo poo propaganda video from Ev0ke was released: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGbsCkViUg The gauntlet had been thrown. NOBODY out-propagandas Goonswarm et al. HappyKitty fucked around with this message at 21:53 on May 7, 2015 |
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Karl Sharks posted:What if you're returning, no idea if I am vacationing or what, and I don't have access to e-mail I used back then and don't remember login info for forums? You could try emailing newbies@goonfleet.com
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Eve Online is a terrible game for terrible people. As such, it's bloody perfect for goons. Join Space Violence as well, we do cool poo poo. IN SPACE!
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Is Endie a classics guy or something? I've noticed he pulls out quotes from old latin motherfuckers fairly often.Kiryen posted:Wasn't this a major reason for the Baltec Megathron? Can be easily used by profoundly drunken fleet members. (IIRC one of the downfalls with welpcanes and heavy welpfleet was goons capping themselves dry running the neuts too long. "OK we need to get out now, mwd away from the bubble." *majority of fleet can't turn on mwd* *everyone dies to bombs*)
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Pierson posted:What does Gevlon Goblin think of all this though? The same thing he usually does. E: After re-reading the OP, i noticed that the Goonwaffe Newbee Guide from 2013 is not in it. May I suggest adding it? It was a really neat thing. Dalael fucked around with this message at 22:11 on May 7, 2015 |
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May 7, 2015 21:58
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Klyith posted:Is Endie a classics guy or something? I've noticed he pulls out quotes from old latin motherfuckers fairly often. Because goons are pretty much the roman empire of eve in the amount of power they have.
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vyst posted:Me right now not having to maintain the EVE thread namaste I was going to do other stuff tonight, but I feel like logging in and visiting MOA or someone now.
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Schlampa posted:I feel like we need to go back to talking about sauces. Does sriracha count? I like sriracha
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Helpimscared posted:Does sriracha count? I like sriracha http://www.blackmambachilli.com/index.php/products/black-mamba/#sauce Possibly the best hot sauce ever (imo)
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May 7, 2015 23:22
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The best part about being a goon in EVE is ignoring strat op pings to poo poo around in syndicate. Also getting bored of your solo roam, picking a lovely fight, losing your ship, and getting enough SRP to buy two.
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Klyith posted:Is Endie a classics guy or something? I've noticed he pulls out quotes from old latin motherfuckers fairly often. I read a lot.
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Otacon posted:hey guys, i made some gazpacho, who wants a bowl? go back to russia
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causticBeet posted:The best part about being a goon in EVE is ignoring pings  RED PEN LEVEL 5 CTA ALERT THERE'S A RATTING RAVEN IN OUR HOME SYSTEM ASSEMBLE OR BAN
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May 8, 2015 00:11
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Think it's about time to resub and join my brothers in this terrible game.
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Endie posted:I was waiting for someone to PM me some detail and I'll stick it in there like last time. I tried but you have PMs off Endie
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masteen posted:They can't even hold a grid against Theta, much less the whole Goonmass. Since theta rats with cynos on carriers nowadays, MoA has started whining about every carrier being a bait carrier  This reminds me, I need to dust off my recently resubbed ratting carrier and put a cyno on it.
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Luigi Thirty posted:
I like to think that we ever came across one of our own unironically ratting in a Raven we would ping all to go blow them up on general principle.
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Is something wrong with the "certification of new capsuleer" screen in the CQ? I'm 4 years old but I keep seeing myself come on there as a newly created character.
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Kiryen posted:Is something wrong with the "certification of new capsuleer" screen in the CQ? I'm 4 years old but I keep seeing myself come on there as a newly created character.
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I have contributed to that thread, thank you for linking to it.
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Kiryen posted:Avocado salsa (guacamole) makes a surprisingly good steak topping. Another great use is steak tacos. You cook up some fajita steak meat with salt, pepper, chile powder and a few other spices, slice in strips (across the grain or you won't be able to chew it) and then slather in some avocado salsa, pico de gallo, and Mexican white cheese. Guacamole is greatly under used as a condiment, probably because of its relatively short shelf life. Try it on a club sandwich with toasted bread. Amazing.
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Klyith posted:Do you maybe need to make your incarna character appearance? Push the button that looks like a t-shirt on the station panel (or walk up to the mirror in the CQ and click on it). I've had that done for ages.
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Maneck posted:Guacamole is greatly under used as a condiment, probably because of its relatively short shelf life. Try it on a club sandwich with toasted bread. Amazing. Same thing with Hummus. When I joined swoleswarm, I gave up mayonnaise, and, much like the addict and his discarded bottle, thought life lost some of its brightness and shimmer. Until I found out you swap hummus or guacamole for mayonnaise and it's 99% as effective. Edit: Did we mention we also have social groups for masochistic professionals (it, lawyers, doctors, graduate students  ) as well as a group for fatgoons who wanna be fitgoons?
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Same thing with Hummus. When I joined swoleswarm, I gave up mayonnaise, and, much like the addict and his discarded bottle, thought life lost some of its brightness and shimmer. The sun must reflect off your skin
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