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GeneX posted:Does this game have The Bean? It has to, right? Yes, except in-game it's a sculpture by a minor antagonist so it's white instead of being reflective.
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SSNeoman posted:Yes, except in-game it's a sculpture by a minor antagonist so it's white instead of being reflective. That's remarkably stupid.
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May 7, 2015 08:43
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GeneX posted:That's remarkably stupid. Hey man, reflections are hard to program.
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May 7, 2015 08:46
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Dimebags Brain posted:Hey man, reflections are hard to program. Not so much. It's all about optimizing the graphical experience for the user. Everyone knows no one cares about story, character development, a good plot or anything else. It is all about top of the line graphics painstaking optimized for the target platform! Duh.
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May 7, 2015 09:36
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GeneX posted:That's remarkably stupid. In and of itself? Not really. It's hard to make such reflections in video games, the sculpture is probably enough to get the devs into legal hot water (which is why W_D's sculptuere is more circular than bean-ish) and it's a minor detail in a video game. Now the antagonist himself (I would use his name, we already saw him)? Yeah, what they did with him is stupid.
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May 7, 2015 09:59
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SSNeoman posted:In and of itself? Not really. The soundtrack of Watch_Dogs is weird in that they set out to have an all-Chicago made soundtrack and then didn't have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEZAC9B7MFQ I mean, come on.
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May 7, 2015 12:50
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https://twitter.com/DSVolition/status/596388805155934208?s=09 Chip, why didn't you tell us you were so kawaii. 
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Spergatory posted:https://twitter.com/DSVolition/status/596388805155934208?s=09 It's not the first time he's shown his face. RECOMMENDED: OS: Windows 7 or 8
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May 7, 2015 21:44
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Spergatory posted:https://twitter.com/DSVolition/status/596388805155934208?s=09 Don't be weird.
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May 7, 2015 21:48
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It's not weird for a man to tell another man that he's Kawaii, don't be such a japanophile 
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May 7, 2015 21:49
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SSNeoman posted:In and of itself? Not really. I mean the attempt at justifying it via the plot, not the inability to use the sculpture due to legal and programming issues.
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May 7, 2015 21:51
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ThatPazuzu posted:Don't be weird. This is the price of being a face on the internet. If he doesn't want comments on his appearance, he should wear a paper bag over his head like a respectable streamer.
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May 7, 2015 21:54
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Please stop being weird.
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I was gonna type a bunch of dumb words but I'll just leave it atHMS Boromir posted:Please stop being weird.
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May 7, 2015 21:57
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Garrand posted:It's not the first time he's shown his face. I think my favourite part is the wildly disparate recommended system specs.
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May 7, 2015 22:03
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Garrand posted:RECOMMENDED: Minimum: Processor: 486 or higher Memory: 16 MB RAM Hard Drive: 20 MB available space Sound Card: 16-bit sound card 
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May 7, 2015 22:04
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Wheany posted:System Requirements 
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CrashCat posted:How the gently caress is your 486 gonna run Windows 7 The mininum OS requirement is Windows 2000...which still can't run on a 486. 
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CrashCat posted:How the gently caress is your 486 gonna run Windows 7 It does say Windows 2000 as the minimum OS which has a minimum requirement of 133 MHZ. (I have no idea how realistic that actually is) I don't remember how old these actually were but I do know that a lot of really old games that got re-released on steam poo poo the bed with more modern operating systems.
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May 7, 2015 22:10
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Okay, okay, calm down. I was just foolin. 
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May 7, 2015 22:17
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He looks like my cousin. Who I hate.
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Garrand posted:It does say Windows 2000 as the minimum OS which has a minimum requirement of 133 MHZ. (I have no idea how realistic that actually is)
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bunnyofdoom posted:He looks like my cousin. Who I hate. You wanna know what I hate? Chicago. I hate living in big cities. Also, no one knows how to park and it pisses me off. And that reminds me. Of being an uncle, which many of us are. I like to keep my nipoti very well aware that I more than willing to toss them through a window if they annoy me. Work well for keeping them in some sort of line, less so for keeping the family off my back for being a gigantic jerk towards kids that are barely in kindergarten. And before any of you say anything, I'm not going to hurt my blood. I just hate kids between 2-6.
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bman in 2288 posted:You wanna know what I hate? Chicago. I hate living in big cities. Also, no one knows how to park and it pisses me off.
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May 8, 2015 00:30
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Great Joe posted:GOG is still really cool for taking the time to get games running on modern OSes so their customers don't have to. does GOG even do old games anymore? it seems that they're under new management to be "the other competitor to Steam", like that random mobile games company that bought Desura so they could be "the other competitor to Steam"
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May 8, 2015 00:40
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Suspicious Dish posted:does GOG even do old games anymore? it seems that they're under new management to be "the other competitor to Steam", like that random mobile games company that bought Desura so they could be "the other competitor to Steam" They were the ones who brought us the old Lucas Arts games, which Steam has only just caught up on.
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May 8, 2015 00:45
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Yes. They just added a whole bunch of old Star Trek games today, for example. They just do some new games as well, which would be silly not to, and still offer everything DRM free. They do have a client in Beta that just came out, featuring friends, achievements and Steam crossplay if the game supports it, but it's completely optional and you can still just download the clients off their site.
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Spergatory posted:https://twitter.com/DSVolition/status/596388805155934208?s=09 Look, I am sure Chip-senpai will notice you without the extra dramatics.
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May 8, 2015 01:21
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Petition to buy everyone weird Aiden avatars.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Petition to buy everyone weird Aiden avatars. Naaaaah, how about an Aiden's skript kidz badge or something.
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Great Joe posted:Holy poo poo, it's Aiden IRL Now those are fighting words, man.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Petition to buy everyone weird Aiden avatars.  And suddenly, just like that... all other avatars seem lackluster by comparison.
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May 8, 2015 02:25
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I'm really happy with all of the stupid things that happen in this episode. Episode 3: Uncle Surprise.....Uncut Commentary.....Baldurdash.....Download
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The timing in this episode is just perfect so far. You managing to cause a huge car accident right as Aiden's sister called was hilarious.
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May 8, 2015 02:54
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The warm hatch is a real thing.
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May 8, 2015 02:56
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God almighty. This was mentioned in the first update, I realize, the interaction in that first cutscene screamed "divorced couple" as opposed to uncle.
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May 8, 2015 02:57
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I am glad this LP exists so that I can watch it and feel like I never have to try playing this game again. It's pretty much the opposite of the Revengeance LP.
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May 8, 2015 03:09
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Aiden Pierce confirmed as a human garbage truck.
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You know, I haven't seen my uncle in over a year. And there wasn't even a tragedy in the family or anything, he just lives in a different place from us. And I'm okay with that. Seriously, has anyone at Ubisoft actually ever had an uncle before or what?
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Aidan's narraton reminds me of the narration in the first Max Payne but without the uber-noir atmosphere to go with it. It sounds out of place is what I'm saying.
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