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Mr. Maggy
Aug 17, 2014

ransome posted:

incredible

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Just a warning to goons, don't trade with ICR: he is a scammer. I traded for 25/2 cores with him and one of the ones he gave me was a level 41 core :barf:

Mr. Peabody
Dec 30, 2011

Go on funny man, make me laugh!
I am calling Ken Levine, emailing the Washington Post, and contacting the White House. Despicable. :barf:

Grinning Goblin
Oct 11, 2004

Midnightghoul posted:

Just a warning to goons, don't trade with ICR: he is a scammer. I traded for 25/2 cores with him and one of the ones he gave me was a level 41 core :barf:

A 41 core is pretty good if you are planning to cosmic prestige a character that can use it.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Well, that was a fun ride! And lack of an avatar keeps me safe from another avatarpocalypse! :gaz:

rizzen
Apr 25, 2011

Rockbear posted:

Come and listen to a story about a man nearly dead
A poor grinding fool barely kept his heroes red
And then one day he was clickin at some loot
And up came the yellow like a mighty doom toot

Cosmic that is. Yellow mans. Grinding kings.

Well the first thing you know he was shinin like the sun
Groot force said "man you're scaring everyone"
Said "watch your marriage cuz it's gonna fall apart"
But instead the man beamed the cosmic straight from his heart

ICR, he is. Can't resist. Cosmic today.

Well now it's time to say goodbye to groot force sanity
I look all around and yellow suns are all I see
Even chelatek seems aflicker with face
Of an avatar of madness from beyond our time and space

Cosmic today. C̟͚̹o͇̳͖͠s͓̰̩̣̣̱͖͝m͍̗̝͉̦̩į̤c̛̯͖̰͉̤ ̝̗͚̠t̠̦̲̝̘͚o̸̙̱͚̩̯̭ḓ͈͉a̢̼̖̮̹y̬.̶̰̟̭̜͈̗̣ ̶̹̲̼͕̮̰̪C̟͇o̲̙̭̝ͅS̛̼M̧̻̙i̝̻̜͜c̨̺͎ ̸̹̺̞̻t̝̤͙͙O̭͙O̠̺͝O̴̜͚̱̰̰͖̝O̜͓̜͓O͇̖̜̻̰͚daḁ͓̦̖̘̠ ͎͍̼̘̟̬

This needs more traction. Beautiful. :gaz:

Darke GBF
Dec 30, 2006

The cold never bothered me anyway~
Wake up to nine new pages. Holy poo poo there must have been some cool and/or controversial changes to the videogame!

Full autism has been achieved

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MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
Oh boy!

Doomsaw posted:

Holy sheet the Thing review is looking awesome.

I am trying to see if I can get approval to spoil some stuff soon.

We have some of the new guys helping implement the L52 design, so it's a bit ahead of schedule, which means we can get in a longer test cycle than normal.

Best Guess Schedule
  • Alpha Testing starts in 6-7 days.
  • Open Beta Testing starts in 15-16 days.
  • Launches on our birthday.

Doomsaw posted:

The birthday is June 4th officially.

This year, we're going to launch a new gift or feature each week in June to celebrate (details still TBD).

Doomsaw posted:

@amthua is doing a pass on his uniques and he'll be getting at least one new unique to compliment his new mechanics.

Finally, his third tree will be fun!
Thing was my starter character and I just really like him in MH in general, so I'm really looking forward to this.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Rockbear posted:

Come and listen to a story about a man nearly dead
A poor grinding fool barely kept his heroes red
And then one day he was clickin at some loot
And up came the yellow like a mighty doom toot

Cosmic that is. Yellow mans. Grinding kings.

Well the first thing you know he was shinin like the sun
Groot force said "man you're scaring everyone"
Said "watch your marriage cuz it's gonna fall apart"
But instead the man beamed the cosmic straight from his heart

ICR, he is. Can't resist. Cosmic today.

Well now it's time to say goodbye to groot force sanity
I look all around and yellow suns are all I see
Even chelatek seems aflicker with face
Of an avatar of madness from beyond our time and space

Cosmic today. C̟͚̹o͇̳͖͠s͓̰̩̣̣̱͖͝m͍̗̝͉̦̩į̤c̛̯͖̰͉̤ ̝̗͚̠t̠̦̲̝̘͚o̸̙̱͚̩̯̭ḓ͈͉a̢̼̖̮̹y̬.̶̰̟̭̜͈̗̣ ̶̹̲̼͕̮̰̪C̟͇o̲̙̭̝ͅS̛̼M̧̻̙i̝̻̜͜c̨̺͎ ̸̹̺̞̻t̝̤͙͙O̭͙O̠̺͝O̴̜͚̱̰̰͖̝O̜͓̜͓O͇̖̜̻̰͚daḁ͓̦̖̘̠ ͎͍̼̘̟̬

A+ beverly hill billys theme song rework would read again

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Midnightghoul posted:

Just a warning to goons, don't trade with ICR: he is a scammer. I traded for 25/2 cores with him and one of the ones he gave me was a level 41 core :barf:

Man I served you up.

I showed you all of them and you said those 2 just FYI.

just message me in game. I'm a decent human being.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Seems Gaz :gaz:'d again. Quicksilver Team-Up costs 750 Gs, so he should cost 600 ES, but he costs 400. :cosmic2day:

RosaParksOfDip
May 11, 2009

Kheldarn posted:

Seems Gaz :gaz:'d again. Quicksilver Team-Up costs 750 Gs, so he should cost 600 ES, but he costs 400. :cosmic2day:

Is this a firestar situation where you should buy it before they up it?

Tsurupettan
Mar 26, 2011

My many CoX, always poised, always ready, always willing to thrust.

Midnightghoul posted:

Just a warning to goons, don't trade with ICR: he is a scammer. I traded for 25/2 cores with him and one of the ones he gave me was a level 41 core :barf:

dont_believe_his_lies.jpg

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

Kheldarn posted:

Seems Gaz :gaz:'d again. Quicksilver Team-Up costs 750 Gs, so he should cost 600 ES, but he costs 400. :cosmic2day:

They've done that every single time they've released a 600 splinter team up in like the last 8 months, I'd be surprised if it didn't happen at this point.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

MMAgCh posted:

Oh boy!


Thing was my starter character and I just really like him in MH in general, so I'm really looking forward to this.

Aunt Petunia? YANCY STREET?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



RosaParksOfDip posted:

Is this a firestar situation where you should buy it before they up it?

I'd say yes. I know I did.


Kelp Plankton posted:

They've done that every single time they've released a 600 splinter team up in like the last 8 months, I'd be surprised if it didn't happen at this point.

I don't recall it happening for The Deadpool Kid, but that doesn't mean anything. Guess I need to pay more attention.

AllTerrineVehicle
Jan 8, 2010

I'm great at boats!
Whaled on a FF 36 pack of cards. 3 iBoosts, iron man gotg, ff black mr dad, doom teamup. Had enough communicators and bought thing's ff black as well. I did it.

Ajax
Mar 16, 2004

Aunt Petunia's Girdle!
What's happening?
Things 52 rework will make SW look like ms Marvel

ndub
Jun 9, 2007

And his review is going to drop on the same day as doom, so nobody will care, or play him, because he's still going to be just another phys punchman

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Ajax posted:

Things 52 rework will make SW look like ms Marvel

Thing will be god mode like he belongs. He will be Ant Petunia reincarnate, Jesus edish.

Your TTK will be 9s guaranteed.

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

ndub posted:

And his review is going to drop on the same day as doom, so nobody will care, or play him, because he's still going to be just another phys punchman

kill this nerd

"just another phys punch man" please

he's the Idol of Millions, he's Aunt Petunia's Favorite Nephew, he's the Ever-Loving Blue-Eyed Thing!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Eiffel On You posted:

Thing will be god mode like he belongs. He will be Ant Petunia reincarnate, Jesus edish.

Your TTK will be 9s guaranteed.

I forget,am I supposed to believe his lies or not?

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Thing's third tree is Blue Eyed Eye Beams, making him a Phys/Energy hybrid gearer

Blackdog420
Sep 10, 2009

born to roam
how many more people until the tournament starts?

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Ajjax what will happen to you and this thread that is really serious and full of content IF I draw you THE THING.?

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Blackdog420 posted:

how many more people until the tournament starts?

We got everybody. Draft is May 17th live on the twitches.

Ajax
Mar 16, 2004

Aunt Petunia's Girdle!
What's happening?

Midnightghoul posted:

Thing's third tree is Blue Eyed Eye Beams, making him a Phys/Energy hybrid gearer

He will be like Cyclops with rock barrages and a right tree dedicated to f4 summons including Franklin and his horrible sister

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Soothing Vapors posted:

I forget,am I supposed to believe his lies or not?

He is inside you now, his words are your truth. You can no longer afford to doubt.

re: avatars
this is the best thread and I love you all

Ajax
Mar 16, 2004

Aunt Petunia's Girdle!
What's happening?

Eiffel On You posted:

Ajjax what will happen to you and this thread that is really serious and full of content IF I draw you THE THING.?

Jesus will return to earth and start the end days, as there couldn't be any surer sign I have survived the rapture that is this thread

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

I seriously can't wait for Thing to be even more survivable than Venom or Witch. Just a retarded amount of health regen and defense, face tanking Red Sentinels. "Stacks what stacks, I'm the loving Thing! Yancy Street!"

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Quadruple damage super hero THE THING. released on June 4th today. He is a physical, energy, mental and Aunt Petunia hybrid and has a guaranteed TTK of 9s.

We have input 200 more lines of voice dialogue and he will play like Banjo Kazooie, where Aunt Petunia will ride on his back and bok bok like the red bird brethren to Banjo the Bear.

THE THING. will also be able to pull giant redwoods out of his fantastic pants and whack enemies for guaranteed 25 million damage attacks.

Finally, we have consulted with Marvel and gotten ye go ahead to implement Iceman golem technology to summon 3 devastating pet rocks that will bounce around and slam enemies to death.

We have enabled fatalities too. Cosmic today and bow to Doom.

God is dead.

-MichaelMayhem

Mr. Peabody
Dec 30, 2011

Go on funny man, make me laugh!
This is awesome. I've popped all my remaining Cialis.

trem
Sep 17, 2009
I want a customizable pet rock pet.

Maybe a pet rock team-up.

:gaz: :cosmic2day:

Ajax
Mar 16, 2004

Aunt Petunia's Girdle!
What's happening?
Oh yeah I'd been meaning to say I really enjoy the Red Onslaught fight, I think Gaz really knocked it out of the park. I'm hoping some of the 'tech' like view angles might make it into other parts of the game eventually in some fashion.

:gaz:

Pyronic
Oct 1, 2008

ROYAL RAINWHARRGARBL

Eiffel On You posted:

Quadruple damage super hero THE THING. released on June 4th today. He is a physical, energy, mental and Aunt Petunia hybrid and has a guaranteed TTK of 9s.

We have input 200 more lines of voice dialogue and he will play like Banjo Kazooie, where Aunt Petunia will ride on his back and bok bok like the red bird brethren to Banjo the Bear.

THE THING. will also be able to pull giant redwoods out of his fantastic pants and whack enemies for guaranteed 25 million damage attacks.

Finally, we have consulted with Marvel and gotten ye go ahead to implement Iceman golem technology to summon 3 devastating pet rocks that will bounce around and slam enemies to death.

We have enabled fatalities too. Cosmic today and bow to Doom.

God is dead.

-MichaelMayhem

I thought this was a Soothing Vapors post at first.

Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013

ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP
I want rested experience done right (full experience bar boosted every 24 hours) and 15 man Limbo back for the 2nd anniversary.

Also, we need Thing's Thing vs The Champion boxing outfit as a costume.



Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Pyronic posted:

I thought this was a Soothing Vapors post at first.

I'm telling you, the Markov bot makes way more sense

Strange Matter
Oct 6, 2009

Ask me about Genocide

MMAgCh posted:

Oh boy!


Thing was my starter character and I just really like him in MH in general, so I'm really looking forward to this.
Thing is still my main; I have all my best Artifacts on him and I just brought him to Blue 60 yesterday. He will be my first cosmic.

My excitement is beyond measurement. Science will need to conceive of a new notation to describe it.

Mr. Peabody
Dec 30, 2011

Go on funny man, make me laugh!

It was the eldritch scurrying of those fiend-born rats, always questing for new horrors, and determined to lead me on even unto those grinning caverns of earth's centre where ICR, the mad faceless god, howls blindly to the piping of two amorphous idiot flute-players.

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Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Mr. Peabody posted:

amorphous idiot flute-players.

hey that hurts

Content: did rouge ever get a new spender and/or did they ever unfuck accursed beam? I know before I ask that the answer to both questions is no, but the cosmic rays grant me eternal hope.

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