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MA-Horus posted:that poo poo should have won an Emmy.
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pretty sure i bombed my math final. oh well semester's over time for beer
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May 8, 2015 16:18
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MA-Horus posted:where's wallace Here he is 
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May 8, 2015 16:31
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GBS gets mad when you answer questions http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3718841&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post445077383
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May 8, 2015 16:45
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Booblord Zagats posted:GBS gets mad when you answer questions lol beep boop you're a war robot. gently caress I wish I was a war robot
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May 8, 2015 16:50
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We all wish we were war robots. With nuclear tipped robo dicks. We shall bring the end of the earth by loving.
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May 8, 2015 17:02
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Booblord Zagats posted:GBS gets mad when you answer questions Shut up, obvious war robot
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May 8, 2015 17:02
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RichieHimself posted:You're thinking of Senator Clay there bruh, Bunk doesn't say that. oh. i've never seen the wire except for part of the first season. it's on my watch list, but i did see a youtube montage of a dude from the wire going sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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May 8, 2015 17:14
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Polygraph went off without a hitch. Now drinkin beer peepin butts on the beach
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May 8, 2015 17:24
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Polygraph went off without a hitch. Now drinkin beer peepin butts on the beach The nightbbefore I had a polygraph I read up about how they're about as accurate as flipping a coin. Didn't instill much confidence in the process when after I had finished the important questions I was informed I would be answering a series of "integrity" questions to measure my moral character NCIS thought they has me shook
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May 8, 2015 17:43
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The real value of the polygraph is in getting people to admit to things. Some people seem to think that the interview before the polygraph is an "amnesty" period where you can admit to basically anything and still get hired because you were truthful about it. I have a buddy who does polygraphs. So far, my favorite story from him is a guy that admitted he is sexually aroused by horses and likes slapping them on the rear end.
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May 8, 2015 18:01
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Beta blockers (blood pressure medicine) also gently caress up the already fake results from polygraph tests too. Pop a few atenolol and lie your rear end off while being cool as a cucumber.
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May 8, 2015 18:04
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We just denied employment to a woman when she answered "yes" to have you used cocaine in the last 12 months. She's been working for a neighboring agency for the last 3 years, but admitted narcotics use lol
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May 8, 2015 18:05
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Shut up, obvious war robot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhuqlPZMe90
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May 8, 2015 18:17
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Mike-o posted:We all wish we were war robots. the best job
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May 8, 2015 18:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tKhr5Ujbd4 So, so would.
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May 8, 2015 18:21
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was gonna post this i saw her irl once and she's even hotter in person
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May 8, 2015 18:26
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Textbook definition of a MILF.
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May 8, 2015 18:30
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So very mom hot
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May 8, 2015 18:32
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Zeris posted:lol beep boop you're a war robot. My hope is by the time we have proper war robots they can Old Man's War my dying rear end and send me into the robot war grinder like a true fuckin' American
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May 8, 2015 18:38
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Maybe don't click on these links at work?  http://i.imgur.com/MNhwGLA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O2Hrv7O.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sLVUQHv.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zFhozPo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gKN0KYx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8NcgrUe.jpg 
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May 8, 2015 18:41
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I got super excited by two bits of news a while ago: that time they hooked a cripple up to some brain monitors and had her fly an F-35 in a sim program, and that self-balancing robot that can do push-ups. Hopefully this means that by the time I hit old age they can just robocop my rear end and I can spend my retirement years marching around the ghettos of Neo Los Angeles in my robotic jackboots murdering undesirables
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May 8, 2015 18:48
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Maybe don't click on these links at work? Thank you for these
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May 8, 2015 18:52
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Kiryen posted:The real value of the polygraph is in getting people to admit to things. Some people seem to think that the interview before the polygraph is an "amnesty" period where you can admit to basically anything and still get hired because you were truthful about it. I just admitted to maybe drinking too much now and then. Ok most nights. But functional alcoholism isn't enough to lose a clearance.
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May 8, 2015 19:06
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I admitted to being a former alcoholic without any legal issues that was sober for 6 months of my accord when I interviewed for Big Brother but I have "addictive" habits and am barred for a year lol
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May 8, 2015 19:10
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Yet you read those polygraph decision things and if you're in a 12 step program with a 99% fall off the wagon rate then you are apples.
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May 8, 2015 19:13
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Who the gently caress wasted $10 on this poo poo? Did it offend a troon? <---- Anyone have the dicks one saved
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May 8, 2015 19:34
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Taking this gently caress You Friday to remind you all that Rush sucks and Geddy Lee needs his vocal chords ripped out Also don't forget Mother's Day is this weekend fools https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsvNTy_ZOqY
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May 8, 2015 19:58
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Maybe don't click on these links at work?   are...are those animated jpgs? im so confused right now 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Taking this gently caress You Friday to remind you all that Rush sucks and Geddy Lee needs his vocal chords ripped out I disagree! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jr7llQ6gNQ
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:are...are those animated jpgs? im so confused right now You can rename a gif to jpg and it should still render properly in a browser, otherwise you'd have to animate the jpgs with javascript or something which isn't being done in this case.
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May 8, 2015 20:33
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I just received an AF IRR muster notice  I'm not going because first off its 3 hours away, and second off I have a final literally the same day. Does anybody have experience with telling them to get hosed?
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May 8, 2015 21:00
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Sittin' in the theatre for Furious 7, slightly drunk, and the cinematic trailer for Mad Max has me rock hard. Metal as all gently caress.
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May 8, 2015 21:03
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shyduck posted:I just received an AF IRR muster notice Since you aren't local, can't you just phone muster?
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May 8, 2015 21:09
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shyduck posted:I just received an AF IRR muster notice was it certified mail? if not ignore it who loving cares
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May 8, 2015 21:14
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Stultus Maximus posted:Since you aren't local, can't you just phone muster? I honestly don't know yet
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Who the gently caress wasted $10 on this poo poo? Did it offend a troon?  http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/avatars/cheapbastard.gif
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May 8, 2015 21:31
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:was it certified mail? if not ignore it who loving cares
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The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.
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