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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Have there been any actually good ones?

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Have there been any actually good ones?

Nope. The alternate designs usually end up being the best argument against changing the flag anyway.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Have there been any actually good ones?

Uh, did you miss two legged dog smoking a joint?

Nition
Feb 25, 2006

You really want to know?
If we have to have something, I wouldn't mind something like taking the Kyle Lockwood flag but using the old Cameron Sanders fern design on it, so NZ kids of the future actually have some small chance of drawing it.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
I think what JK really wants in a flag is to be the 51st star on the Stars and Stripes.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I can't tell if people are submitting terrible flag designs ironically or unironically and that's giving me great joy

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Nition posted:

If we have to have something, I wouldn't mind something like taking the Kyle Lockwood flag but using the old Cameron Sanders fern design on it, so NZ kids of the future actually have some small chance of drawing it.



gently caress the non artistic children. I'm leader of the Smash Hands party irl and I lust for inferior digits to crush.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

just uploaded my design



hope it gets picked !!!

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

That site has all this information on it about certain things that won't be allowed on flags, but lots of the flags on there have those things so it looks like it's not being curated at all.

Nition
Feb 25, 2006

You really want to know?
It also says you're not allowed to use other people's content unless you have their permission for it (even if you credit them), and there's plenty of plagiarised content.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Government site? No oversight? Flagrant disregard of it's own regulations? Hilarious ineptitude?

Seems legit.

emminou
May 25, 2006

My submission:

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


So far I'm leaning towards the Nazi one.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I like that ethnicity is a required option so that we know which ones belong to browns who have no right deciding our flag.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Ghostlight posted:

I like that ethnicity is a required option so that we know which ones belong to browns who have no right deciding our flag.

Actually it's for the Asians so we know who really controls the purse strings of our country

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
They should've put Pakeha instead of NZ European, to scare away the racists

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Can you put gifs on the flag

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

They should've put Pakeha instead of NZ European, to scare away the racists

Or offer the website in Te Reo Maori or Te Reo Pakeha.


Butt Wizard posted:

Can you put gifs on the flag

Only if it's a shiny, spinning rude word like "bum."

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


:golfclap:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

puchu posted:

Actually it's for the Asians so we know who really controls the purse strings of our country

The kiwi has a long nose.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

puchu posted:

Actually it's for the Asians so we know who really controls the purse strings of our country

Someone has beaten you to this point with a thought provoking flag design: https://www.govt.nz/browse/engaging-with-government/the-nz-flag-your-chance-to-decide/gallery/design/297

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
this one is actually pretty nice without the stars.


all the green + white + blue ones are disgusting

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I think a lot of people have stockholm syndrome for that blue.

I was honestly kicking around a serious design earlier that was a white and green field, so I needed a third colour for the charge. I instantly thought of that lovely blue - regardless of the fact that it would look awful - simply because it's part of the existing flag.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

this one is actually pretty nice without the stars.


all the green + white + blue ones are disgusting

that with black instead of blue and I'd be sold. Stars I don't care as much, could be with or without

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

fong posted:

that with black instead of blue and I'd be sold. Stars I don't care as much, could be with or without

tino rangatiratanga by stealth :twisted:

Laverna
Mar 21, 2013


Exclamation Marx posted:

this one is actually pretty nice without the stars.


all the green + white + blue ones are disgusting

I wish people could get away from the stars and the Union Jack.
Also the red, white and blue.
And any flag with more than one element to it is terrible but these people submitting them seem to love it. Like a child with a crayon who needs to fit everything into the picture!

God, I'm being such a grump about this. Probably because I know that whatever this country picks it is going to be terrible. I am so ashamed in advance.


(also, since I quoted this, yes that one would actually be nice without the stars and with different colours, I like the green version of it on the first page.)
edit:

Laverna fucked around with this message at 14:20 on May 9, 2015

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
All these non-golden-ratio flags. :cry:

Nition
Feb 25, 2006

You really want to know?
They probably should've made people upload images of a specific aspect ratio.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The aspect ratio is in the instructions but gently caress reading those or paying a programmer to do verification math.

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
I was talking to a mate who works in radio while Key was out of the country during the whole waitress assault, she was convinced that there had been a shift caused by the assault in how they will portray Key - more as a buffoon, a target for derision. That doesn't seem to have happened. In fact, it seems nothing has happened. He is back in the country and as far as I know he hasn't been arrested or questioned, and everything seems to have gone back to normal.

I think he really could be caught on video shooting a kitten, and get away with it. I am starting to doubt my own intuition about the whole thing - maybe greed is good and women are playthings?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
A people that are stupid enough to enjoy The Bachelor and X-Factor are stupid enough to remain vulnerable to political misdirection. And just plain forgetfulness.

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf
I want to keep the southern cross because it fits with the Pacific theme, same as Scandinavia has the Nordic cross.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

klen dool posted:

I think he really could be caught on video shooting a kitten, and get away with it. I am starting to doubt my own intuition about the whole thing - maybe greed is good and women are playthings?

It's more that you're completely unable to step outside your own moral framework. Greed isn't good, women aren't objects, but if you behave as if they are you're more likely to succeed in our society. It isn't that you've got the fundamental facts wrong, it's that you don't understand that a lot of people (most people in politics as far as I can tell) are perfectly happy to ignore basic decency in favour of building a huge pile of gold to sleep on.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
Also there is a huge portion of the population who think that casually abusing women and others you consider inferior to you is totally sweet and manly and anyone who thinks otherwise is a pc homo.

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
This all means I am an alien in my own culture. Well, it might change, one day :)

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Midget Fist posted:

Also there is a huge portion of the population who think that casually abusing women and others you consider inferior to you is totally sweet and manly and anyone who thinks otherwise is a pc homo.

Says the guy who has a slur for short people as his username :rolleyes:

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
You got me:)

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The real joke is I called shorts "people"

If you're not 6 foot tall or more gently caress you!

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k11U7qN4RcI

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