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Ratspeaker posted:Just showed up on my timeline. That's twice as long as the version I saw. Someone's been embellishing (what is clearly a poorly done modern parable).
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:43 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 00:40 |
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People who write this garbage have no idea what proper pacing is.
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:48 |
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For real. I'm not gonna read that and just assume it ends with a Marine named Einstein knocking that little kid the gently caress out.
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:50 |
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Ah, childfree. For every 1 reasonable post like "my doctor won't agree for me to have a vasectomy/hysterectomy because I'm 35 and 'too young to know what I want'" there's 1000 posts of stdhquote:Are all parents so entitled????? This woman was drinking Mimosas with her friends and wouldn't take two minutes out of her super fab baby talk to walk to the bathroom to change the kid's diaper. I looked over and saw a bare baby butt right on the booth. She acted like it was completely normal and just kept talking to her friends. She even called the waiter over while she was doing it to ask for another Mimosa. quote:I know this isn't as bad as the parent who actually DID change their baby in a restaurant, but it boiled my blood all the same. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 22:13 on May 7, 2015 |
# ? May 7, 2015 22:01 |
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It was touched by a baby's bottom? Better burn everything.
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:09 |
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I love how all of those stories have the overemotional overprotective mom throwing a fit and the beaten-down sad husband who probably got spermjacked into the whole thing. They aren't even being creative with their misogyny.
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:25 |
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It isn't unreasonable to expect a restaurant to have a place to change a baby. Also, 8 tables inside? I like that they threw in that they're a bad estimator like they know they're wrong, but the place has to be tiny for the story to "work".
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:21 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It isn't unreasonable to expect a restaurant to have a place to change a baby. Also, 8 tables inside? I like that they threw in that they're a bad estimator like they know they're wrong, but the place has to be tiny for the story to "work". Eh, I know a place that is that small, although I don't think they'd have that many tables outside. Actually, it's even a pancake place; it's known for its Dutch style pancakes. Maybe it's the inspiration for the setting of this stdh.
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# ? May 8, 2015 02:20 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It isn't unreasonable to expect a restaurant to have a place to change a baby. Agreed. The fold down plastic changing tables are $300 and take a guy with two brain cells and a drill 20 minutes to install.
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# ? May 8, 2015 03:56 |
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canyoneer posted:Agreed. The fold down plastic changing tables are $300 and take a guy with two brain cells and a drill 20 minutes to install. It's even cheaper to stick a table in a corner. But this was a unisex bathroom, which should have a changing table anyway. I found a festival of STDH at a childfree site. http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/list.php?2 These people hate women. Not only do they call women wannamoos and moocunts, they can't handle the fact that hormones change when you're pregnant. An example: quote:GeorgeX
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# ? May 8, 2015 07:44 |
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Aleph Null posted:That's twice as long as the version I saw. Someone's been embellishing (what is clearly a poorly done modern parable). PARABLE! That's ther word I was looking for. Yeah, you get these things popping up all the time. YOU know it's STDH. I know it's STDH. The WRITER knows it's STDH but there's still a horde of people taking it as the gospel. It's mind blowing. All those years ago did people believe Aesop really met a talking mouse who pulled up a tree or whatever?
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# ? May 8, 2015 09:01 |
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ChogsEnhour posted:All those years ago did people believe Aesop really met a talking mouse who pulled up a tree or whatever? I think there's some kind of psychological suspension of disbelief where people probably know deep down that something isn't true if you really got to asking about it, and people like us who come to reading these things with a cynical, skeptical, grumpy eye automatically disbelieve or at least nitpick parts we think are bogus. But people who like these things read them with the mindset of already wanting to believe them, marks totally ready and eager for the sell. Especially with the sites like NAR and NAW and CFH there's some confirmation bias that probably goes into it- you don't go to NAR unless you (probably work retail and) have experience watching dumb customers and getting mad at them; reading other people's anecdotes (whether they're true or not) reaffirms your views and makes you feel like your p.o.v. is in fact the correct one on earth, which makes you feel valuable and enlightened. Blah blah people are reading these things for fun and sincere enjoyment and that's why they're supportive believers. Not that that stops me from enjoying making fun of them though
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# ? May 8, 2015 12:14 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Ah, childfree. For every 1 reasonable post like "my doctor won't agree for me to have a vasectomy/hysterectomy because I'm 35 and 'too young to know what I want'" there's 1000 posts of stdh My son used to like to wait until he took a big crap and he knew we were completely hands full with the post event cleanup to pee everywhere. It was his game. The thought at not just one but two people so disgusted by just a wet diaper makes me kinda want to barehand slap the author with a palm full of runny baby turd.
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# ? May 8, 2015 19:01 |
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My MIL lives overseas and misses American magazines, so we save our old copies for her to take back when she comes to visit. My mother just gave me a stack of magazines to pass on, and sure enough there were a couple of Readers Digests in there. I remembered those terrible jokes and "funny" blurbs readers would send in - I used to love them as a kid. I flipped through, looking for possible thread content, and sure enough, there are pages and pages of them... and 90% are taken directly from Not Always Right, with a few Clients From Hell and Reddit stories thrown in. They're not even coming up with original STDH anymore.
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# ? May 8, 2015 19:02 |
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Imgur Profession STDH is at it again."JHS ESL teacher in Japan"
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# ? May 8, 2015 19:25 |
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I was very thankful for my unresponsive nipples
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# ? May 8, 2015 20:54 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I was very thankful for my unresponsive nipples New thread title.
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# ? May 8, 2015 21:52 |
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That just really sounds like it was written with one hand by a dude. Likely a weeb. And "even though I keep them covered"? Even as a stdh teacher, I sure as hell hope you do.
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# ? May 8, 2015 22:51 |
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kinmik posted:That just really sounds like it was written with one hand by a dude. Likely a weeb. And "even though I keep them covered"? Even as a stdh teacher, I sure as hell hope you do. Women parade about with their tits out all the time (in the author's fantasies)
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:04 |
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Suns out tits out
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:22 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Imgur Profession STDH is at it again."JHS ESL teacher in Japan" How massive would your hands have to be for "perfect hand fit" to translate to "big boobs?"
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:52 |
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hyperhazard posted:How massive would your hands have to be for "perfect hand fit" to translate to "big boobs?" ???
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:00 |
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hyperhazard posted:How massive would your hands have to be for "perfect hand fit" to translate to "big boobs?" No, but you see, it's an asian stereotype. That makes it funny and worth reblogging.
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:11 |
If you need to write additional text to expand upon your meme why are you even loving bothering. Oh right, imgur people eat it up.
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:19 |
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Decrepus posted:If you need to write additional text to expand upon your meme why are you even loving bothering. Oh right, imgur people eat it up. There's been a swell of "let me tell you bullshit stories about my job" posts and they're more or less guaranteed to hit the front page. But not before making a separate post asking for upvotes if people are interested in hearing about said bs stories, mind you.
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# ? May 9, 2015 03:17 |
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Decrepus posted:If you need to write additional text to expand upon your meme why are you even loving bothering. Oh right, imgur people eat it up. Because who wants to read text without images ?
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# ? May 9, 2015 09:13 |
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Fresh off the ol' facebook. For reference, he is indeed fat, and does not look anything like Seth Rogan.
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# ? May 9, 2015 12:17 |
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Fingerless Gloves posted:
"It's a good thing I have enough restraint that I only committed assault!"
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# ? May 9, 2015 16:36 |
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Themata posted:My friend linked me this: There's a few things that are accurate in here, but most of it is really goddamn stupid.
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# ? May 9, 2015 17:14 |
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Besesoth posted:"It's a good thing I have enough restraint that I only committed assault!" He says right there that he touched him, so it was merely 'assault and battery'
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# ? May 9, 2015 17:57 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Imgur Profession STDH is at it again."JHS ESL teacher in Japan" I don't believe these, because in my experience, Japanese kids don't know the word "boobs" nor how to use the word "huh" in that context, but they will absolutely talk about them/try to grab them at school and drunk Japanese women absolutely will, too. (Source: have big boobs, taught in Japan for two years.) The stripper thing is obviously just meant to make the author seem SO EDGY.
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# ? May 10, 2015 04:46 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I don't believe these, because in my experience, Japanese kids don't know the word "boobs" nor how to use the word "huh" in that context, but they will absolutely talk about them/try to grab them at school and drunk Japanese women absolutely will, too. (Source: have big boobs, taught in Japan for two years.) You don't think the stidder just translated it into the nearest English expression? I know it didn't happen but I'm 95% sure I know what the original quote would have been.
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# ? May 10, 2015 05:22 |
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Weatherman posted:You don't think the stidder just translated it into the nearest English expression? I know it didn't happen but I'm 95% sure I know what the original quote would have been. 'Honalable teacher must submit Amellican titties to Grorious Nippon inspection'?
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# ? May 10, 2015 08:00 |
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Some good, simple STDH courtesy of imgur frontpage
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:17 |
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Metal Ray Sunshine posted:Some good, simple STDH courtesy of imgur frontpage
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:24 |
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Weatherman posted:You don't think the stidder just translated it into the nearest English expression? I know it didn't happen but I'm 95% sure I know what the original quote would have been. Does it matter? I mean, yeah, sure, I figured she had written a more "comprehensible" version of what was said, but that still doesn't mean those words happened. I also would have understood "Sensei! Bust BIG!" which is probably what WAS said.
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# ? May 10, 2015 11:34 |
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bringmyfishback posted:t they will absolutely talk about them/try to grab them at school and drunk Japanese women absolutely will, too. (Source: have big boobs, taught in Japan for two years.) Huh.
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# ? May 10, 2015 12:41 |
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bringmyfishback posted:Does it matter? But her students really could have said that phrase, in japanese. This is a JHS which I assume is supposed to be middle school(unless the J is for Japanese) and I definitely knew the word boobs before then. If GaijinSmash is to be believed, her student saying that wouldn't be so out there if she(OP) had announced that she knew at least a shred of the language. Them grabbing them seems odd though. I'd more easily believe that they'd try to poke her from behind. That said, the biggest STDH was the mom making out with her. I'm sureeeee that happened. Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 19:52 on May 10, 2015 |
# ? May 10, 2015 19:45 |
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Metal Ray Sunshine posted:Some good, simple STDH courtesy of imgur frontpage heathers.png
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# ? May 10, 2015 23:44 |
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Happy Mother's Day from r/childfree:quote:But I have children! (self.childfree) The story itself isn't quite as unbelievable as the way she tells it. I swear it's just one person writing all of these "nightmare" parent stories.
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# ? May 11, 2015 00:10 |