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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Sigma X posted:

In modern car terms this means "Do you like BMWs" which is the same as "do you drive like a oval office regularly"?

Or Jeeps :mad:

Or newer Subarus.

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Sigma X posted:

In modern car terms this means "Do you like BMWs" which is the same as "do you drive like a oval office regularly"?

Or Volvos, for that matter. And those are literally the most rear end in a top hat-proof cars in existence.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

Buncha cunts over at Mazda I swear to god.

Some dude offered me to trade his MP5 for the Civica and i was like "Wait, that has a poo poo engine doesn't it."


CURSES.

I'd take that trade depending on the condition of the Protege. I owned one and it was a fun car, what the engine lacks the chassis makes up for it, great handling car. The engine isn't terrible, it's just nothing special.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


The ex just left. Wide awake and no one else is home. Bored as gently caress.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

leica posted:

I'd take that trade depending on the condition of the Protege. I owned one and it was a fun car, what the engine lacks the chassis makes up for it, great handling car. The engine isn't terrible, it's just nothing special.

I haven't seen it but he said no arch rust and 5 speed.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Super Aggro Crag posted:

The ex just left. Wide awake and no one else is home. Bored as gently caress.

This is what I'm usually up to after an ex leaves.



Hope that helps.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008

leica posted:

I'd take that trade depending on the condition of the Protege. I owned one and it was a fun car, what the engine lacks the chassis makes up for it, great handling car. The engine isn't terrible, it's just nothing special.

Yeah, it just can't take any additional power. At stock levels, it's alright, but anything beyond that and poo poo goes south in a hurry.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

I haven't seen it but he said no arch rust and 5 speed.

Is it a Protege5? Either way, with a 5 speed in good condition I'd be all over that. What year, how many miles?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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leica posted:

Is it a Protege5? Either way, with a 5 speed in good condition I'd be all over that. What year, how many miles?

2002 I think he said. Mileage didn't come up, it's silver with a 5 speed and yes it's a Protege5. Not that I need it, I still have the Golf incoming.

Edit: Oh and my buddy's drunk as poo poo sister (at noon no less) professed her love for me today at a car show. It got super awkward and I was really glad I had to leave for work,

Rhyno fucked around with this message at 05:04 on May 10, 2015

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



in the span of a month rascal has tripled in size, going from 7lbs when I brought him home onApril 3rd or somewhere in there to being 21 pounds today

Vet is guessing 70-90lbs lol

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Welp. Been having doubts about my roomie's g/f, walked in on her blowing some dude she introduced as her "cousin" earlier. Never have I been so satisfied to tell someone to get the gently caress out and never come back. Especially after she shittalked his previous exes for cheating on him. Wish I had some booze or :420: to share with him at least :(

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Rhyno posted:

2002 I think he said. Mileage didn't come up, it's silver with a 5 speed and yes it's a Protege5. Not that I need it, I still have the Golf incoming.


If you look at it check around the hatch for rust, the Protege5 emblem was installed at port apparently by just drilling through the metal... and the paint.

If the suspension on those is anything like the Mazdaspeed, they're an absolute blast to drive.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Enourmo posted:

If you look at it check around the hatch for rust, the Protege5 emblem was installed at port apparently by just drilling through the metal... and the paint.

If the suspension on those is anything like the Mazdaspeed, they're an absolute blast to drive.

I drove a MSP last year and it was indeed awesome. But like I said, I don't NEED a 4th car. Doesn't mean I don't want it though!

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


T1g4h posted:

Welp. Been having doubts about my roomie's g/f, walked in on her blowing some dude she introduced as her "cousin" earlier. Never have I been so satisfied to tell someone to get the gently caress out and never come back. Especially after she shittalked his previous exes for cheating on him. Wish I had some booze or :420: to share with him at least :(

Wow, good riddance. No tolerance for cheaters.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



my coworker is 24 and he married his longtime girlfriend who was like 20 last year

just found out they're getting a divorce because she told him that she wants to spend her life with him but would like to "be with other dudes as well"

aka have all the benefits of being married to a successful dude while she is out slutting it up after her shift at the local men's sports hair salon with big tittied hair dressers place

He's taking it really well; if my wife told me that I wouldn't be able to get out of bed

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

I drove a MSP last year and it was indeed awesome. But like I said, I don't NEED a 4th car. Doesn't mean I don't want it though!

Well yeah, it's a huge upgrade over your Civic and you'd be able to make twice the money if and when you decided to sell it. I have no clue why that guy would want to trade, but if you decide to just make sure you go over it good, and make sure it wasn't totaled or anything.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Wow, good riddance. No tolerance for cheaters.

Oh, her excuse for it was even better. Apparently she was "picking ticks off him because he's from Texas and not used to how bad the ticks are up here." And she was bare assed because she had a mole on her leg or some poo poo? I don't even remember, her justification was hilarious. On the plus side, I know exactly what his car looks like, and it's real fuckin' obvious and stands out :v:

(Not saying I'm gonna gently caress with his car, just that I now know what to watch out for in case the dipshit decides to try something.)

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Picking ticks off him with her teeth? Haha what an idiot, at least have the decency to own it when you're caught red handed.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



T1g4h posted:

Oh, her excuse for it was even better. Apparently she was "picking ticks off him because he's from Texas and not used to how bad the ticks are up here." And she was bare assed because she had a mole on her leg or some poo poo? I don't even remember, her justification was hilarious. On the plus side, I know exactly what his car looks like, and it's real fuckin' obvious and stands out :v:

(Not saying I'm gonna gently caress with his car, just that I now know what to watch out for in case the dipshit decides to try something.)

I would text her and warn her of the dangers of Lyme disease

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Tusen Takk posted:

my coworker is 24 and he married his longtime girlfriend who was like 20 last year

just found out they're getting a divorce because she told him that she wants to spend her life with him but would like to "be with other dudes as well"

For what it's worth, "open relationships" work for some people, including married couples (an ex of mine and his wife are handling it pretty well, there's been shenanigans between me and him with her full consent, and she's been with a few people with his consent). I know several people in long term relationships (married etc) that have kept things a bit open now and then for 10+ years.

Not saying it's the norm (far from it), but for some people it does work.

I don't think I could handle it myself, I'm too jealous.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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leica posted:

Well yeah, it's a huge upgrade over your Civic and you'd be able to make twice the money if and when you decided to sell it. I have no clue why that guy would want to trade, but if you decide to just make sure you go over it good, and make sure it wasn't totaled or anything.

We met through a mutual friend. He's known as "the Honda guy" and I guess I am now "the Mazda guy." Much like me he came into it cheaply and has no real interest in it. I shot my friend a message about it, maybe we can meet to check out each others cars or something.

Arriviste
Sep 10, 2010

Gather. Grok. Create.




Now pick up what you can
and run.
Now I have a new euphemism for blowjobs. Thanks!

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

drat I need to get one of these sets so I can replace all the worn out rubber poo poo and some strut mounts too. http://www.amazon.com/Energy-Suspension-4-18117G-Master-Escort/dp/B000CNB0G8
It would cost me like $300 total if I get the moog strut mounts and that bushing set.

















Oh and spring compressors because I don't have any. :shepspends:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Oh and spring compressors because I don't have any. :shepspends:

AZ has them for rent.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

We met through a mutual friend. He's known as "the Honda guy" and I guess I am now "the Mazda guy." Much like me he came into it cheaply and has no real interest in it. I shot my friend a message about it, maybe we can meet to check out each others cars or something.

Does he know you painted it with a roller :v:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



some texas redneck posted:

For what it's worth, "open relationships" work for some people, including married couples (an ex of mine and his wife are handling it pretty well, there's been shenanigans between me and him with her full consent, and she's been with a few people with his consent). I know several people in long term relationships (married etc) that have kept things a bit open now and then for 10+ years.

Not saying it's the norm (far from it), but for some people it does work.

I don't think I could handle it myself, I'm too jealous.

he's pretty religious and she was until she experienced wide open freedom with nothing holding her back

so while he's not too religious to know that something like that is irreconcilable and divorce her after a year, he's too religious to be okay with his wife bringing home the trendy STI's

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Rhyno posted:

I drove a MSP last year and it was indeed awesome. But like I said, I don't NEED a 4th car. Doesn't mean I don't want it though!

Time to resurrect your old thread it sounds like. :haw:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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leica posted:

Does he know you painted it with a roller :v:

He sounded pretty excited by it. I've become famous in the local scene for my paint rolling skills (that nobody has actually seen in person).

Somewhat Heroic posted:

Time to resurrect your old thread it sounds like. :haw:

We'll see. Kind of just driving poo poo right now.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

He sounded pretty excited by it. I've become famous in the local scene for my paint rolling skills (that nobody has actually seen in person).

Just don't let him get too close to it before the trade, how many feet back does it look really good?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

leica posted:

Just don't let him get too close to it before the trade, how many feet back does it look really good?

I haven't even sanded it yet but it looks decent from 25 feet. If I ever had the time to actually finish the car I'm sure it would be better. That white rustoleum is glossy as poo poo even without being polished.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


T1g4h posted:

Oh, her excuse for it was even better. Apparently she was "picking ticks off him because he's from Texas and not used to how bad the ticks are up here." And she was bare assed because she had a mole on her leg or some poo poo? I don't even remember, her justification was hilarious. On the plus side, I know exactly what his car looks like, and it's real fuckin' obvious and stands out :v:

(Not saying I'm gonna gently caress with his car, just that I now know what to watch out for in case the dipshit decides to try something.)

Odd, I don't remember the ticks being that bad. :v:

Arriviste posted:

Now I have a new euphemism for blowjobs. Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OctrGD4JW8U
It works for the other way around! (I'm sorry for the terrible country)

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Tusen Takk posted:

he's pretty religious and she was until she experienced wide open freedom with nothing holding her back

so while he's not too religious to know that something like that is irreconcilable and divorce her after a year, he's too religious to be okay with his wife bringing home the trendy STI's

I never said he'd be cool with it - I was just saying SOME people are into it with no problems. It's rare.

Arriviste posted:

Now I have a new euphemism for blowjobs. Thanks!

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

God drat stupid Miata, can't get the god drat transmission back in. Stupid thing keeps rolling onto its side like a drat trained seal.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

DDDdouble post.

Boss called me and asked me to come in early because of the weather (it was getting ugly in a hurry this morning). And I got the poo poo scared out of me while getting in my car.

Started to get into my car, got that weird "why is the hair on my neck standing up?" feeling, looked in the mirror on the door, say my hair standing straight up, knew that meant it was "OH gently caress" time, tried to get into the car ASAP, then there was a super bright flash and a "FSSSST" noise. Never heard a boom, but my ears started ringing so bad that I couldn't hear a thing for several minutes. Family came running out of the house immediately afterwards, since they knew I had just walked out of the house. I couldn't hear anything they said for a couple of minutes.

I got stupid lucky on that one. Pretty sure it hit my next door neighbor's ham radio antenna (again). I've been feeling really weird ever since - tingling in my hands/feet, and my arms have been numb off and on. My pulse and blood pressure have been normal since then though, and I made it through work.

His antenna has been hit several times before, the last time I was sitting on the back porch - and it was much of the same, but with a lot less tingling. Our house has actually taken a couple of hits as well, but the worst we've seen has been a melted ground wire (to the ground rod that goes into the ground). The last time his antenna got hit, it was a double whammy that also hit our house, and took out a bunch of electronics and a tree.

Not related, but my boss's brother is moving cross country, and has a CHL. He was pulling an early 70s GMC pickup on a flatbed behind the moving truck, stopped at a truck stop for dinner, and caught someone trying to unhook it. Thank gently caress the state he was in recognized out of state CHL permits; he held the guy at gunpoint and called the state troopers. Cops essentially said "if you want to charge him, we can find something" (guy claimed "I saw your pickup wasn't tied down properly, I was fixing your tie downs!")

Weather is getting funky again now. I'm staying the gently caress inside. I'm normally off Sundays, but I work 10:30am - 6pm today (someone wanted to get rid of a shift, I wanted the hours, so why not?)

Next week's schedule? I have all opens - half primary opener (10:30), half secondary (11:30-12:00). A little irritated that he's scheduled me for next Sunday, but I'll talk to boss about that and get him to schedule me for second in on Sundays so I can attend to the whole fellowship/church/etc thing.

RillAkBea posted:

God drat stupid Miata, can't get the god drat transmission back in. Stupid thing keeps rolling onto its side like a drat trained seal.

It IS in neutral, right? :v:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 07:55 on May 10, 2015

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
I'm confused STR. What exactly did you almost get hit by?

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Thor

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


mariooncrack posted:

I'm confused STR. What exactly did you almost get hit by?


And not the good kind of Thor, either.



:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/l82Ozur.jpg
Yes, it's fake

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
Dammit I was all excited about a new club member and it was just a near miss :science:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Been driving a 2015 Toyota Yaris all weekend. Really surprised - gutless turd of a car but honestly a bright chirply little thing that is strangely a hoot to drive. I never expected a Toyota to be such a cheery and happy car for all it's otherwise many faults - just goes to prove a car with character is what makes for a car you want to drive.

Also makes you appreciate the brute force of 6 litres of V8. Poor little thing was having probblems climbing Adelaide Hills, the Commodore just powers over anything. Still.... cant say I would poo poo on a Yaris anyore, I'm just so surprised Toyota makes something that's not an appliance.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Beach Bum posted:

Dammit I was all excited about a new club member and it was just a near miss :science:

Just woke up to what I thought was a gunshot. :stare:

Nope. Just really close lightning. Wish I'd gone to bed earlier, have to be at work in 2 1/2 hours. Between the UPS beeping over the power quality right now, the loud rear end thunder, and the weather radio going apeshit, I doubt I'll be able to get back to sleep. Watching the news now, you can actually hear the thunder over the mics.


:swoon:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 13:55 on May 10, 2015

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