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Hockles posted:Transaction News  Hot drat, nearly 5m a year? I can live with this.
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Hockles posted:VAN -- signed S. Voynov (87 OVR) to a 3yr contract BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yeah yeah yeah... forgot to share. http://bit.ly/1GShsJ5
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Kyrosiris posted:
Dude, how do you even feed your dog on that paltry salary? I would take a pay cut to go to a contender.
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BUF -- A. Athanatos -- Starting D-Pairing BUF -- Hockles -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain  
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Flyinglemur posted:Dude, how do you even feed your dog on that paltry salary? The gleam of my cup ring helps a bit. 
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What were sidney crosby's totals at retirement?
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Still stuck in Edmonton. Bumped down to 2nd pairing. Rowdy Roddy may have peaked already. 
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Kyrosiris posted:The gleam of my cup ring helps a bit. I'll just wait and buy your ring off of eBay when you need the cash to support that ridiculous coke habit.
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Yokozuna continues his run just above the Al Montoya line
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Hand Knit posted:What were sidney crosby's totals at retirement? Dunno, I didn't write them down and there is no way to go back and see them after I exit the screen.
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Hockles posted:
Hey, Tampa is a better place to be than Newark or Glendale!
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All-Star Break 2024 Update All-Stars West -- Fred Lemur (2nd Line Center) West -- Liam Gallant (2nd D-Pairing) West -- Milkbags O'Leary (3rd D-Pairing) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Aaron Athanatos (2nd D-Pairing) East -- Felix Orphansbane (Starting Goaltender) Notable Stats Lemur is 5th in Points; Athanatos is 6th ThinkTank leads the league in Goals; Lemur is 2nd; Wang is 8th Athanatos leads the league in Assists; O'Leary is 7th Longrod leads the league in +/-; ThinkTank is 2nd; O'Bourke is 2nd in PIM; Picklechips is 3rd; Windros is 5th; Longrod is 6th Orphansbane is 2nd in Wins, 4th in GAA, and 5th in SV% Transaction News 11/15/23 -- CGY gets: L. Gallant, 2024 2nd Round Pick 11/15/23 -- WPG gets: S. Monahan (89 OVR) Injury Report CHI -- R. Cola is out with a Concussion. Expected return is 2/21/24 LAK -- S. McStabson is out with a Concussion. Expected return is 2/5/24  Comments Goalie Controversy in Tampa Bay? Buffalo is back, and so is Columbus http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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18-11-7, 2.38 GAA, 0.924 Sv%, 2 shutouts? And Pittsburgh's in a playoff spot? Wow. 
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Hockles posted:All-Stars Well then. Jets are gonna fuckin win a Cup finally, aren't they? gently caress 'em, Go Flames Go!
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Hugo threw off my groove. 
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gently caress yes Wang is on pace for 50 goals at 2nd line minutes  aaaand St. Louis is at the bottom of their division.
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Bitdiddle is post peak
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Anders Robertson is the new Pavlec Even I want to shoot in into the sun by this point.
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god dammit get buju off this sinking ship
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Oh no i have hot brain The lights why do they hurt
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Pleads posted:
Fare thee well, fart smeller.
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The virtual twins of Longrod's are now approximately seven years old, they will be breaking into the NHL very soon Hockles: Who do you think Don Cherry's favorite 3 players are? 3 least favorite? 
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Hockles: Who do you think Don Cherry's favorite 3 players are? 3 least favorite? Based on my limited knowledge... Top 3:
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2024 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 1st Period 1:23 -- (East) M. Pacioretty (C. McDavid, B. Endras) 2nd Period 0:56 -- (West) S. Bennett (R. Nugent-Hopkins) 10:21 - (West) S. Bennett (R. Nugent-Hopkins, M. Mueller) 3rd Period 6:50 -- (West) P. Kane 11:19 - (West) P. Kane (T. Seguin, F. Lemur) 13:52 - (West) V. Tarasenko (T. Seguin, F. Lemur) Penalty Summary 1st Period 6:42 -- (East) N. Kadri -- Holding (Minor) 2nd Period 6:52 -- (East) K. Kultanen -- High Sticking (Minor) 7:32 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- Fighting (Major) 7:32 -- (West) F. Lemur -- Fighting (Major) 3rd Period 0:54 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- High Sticking (Minor) 6:50 -- (East) T. Barrie -- Hooking (Minor) 10:28 - (East) R. Johansen -- Tripping (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Bradley Van Schubert (33 saves, 1.00 GAA, .971 SV%) 2) (West) Sam Bennett (2 goals, +2) 3) (West) Patrick Kane (2 goals, -1)  
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 Goon-on-Goon violence in an all star game.
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O'Burke and Lemur just loving lost it. Where do you think I rank Hockles on the Don Cherry power ranking?
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Where do you think I rank Hockles on the Don Cherry power ranking? 4th or 5th. Saskatanov is on there too.
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Minnesota kept Chap around, and in limited action is .500 for the first time in his career. the rest of the team, not so much. Asked about his recent success, he attributes his increased reflexes to switching to Hamms over Grain Belt.
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Things Shinichi Satonaka did to piss off Don Cherry: 1. Politely corrected him on the pronunciation of "Shinichi". 2. Politely pointed out that he's not from Tokyo, and got Cherry to admit that Tokyo is the only Japanese city he knows. That and Nagano. 3. Hogging all the glory and attention from Fancy Stats.
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Welp there goes my Lady Byng
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End of 2023-24 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Lemur finished 3rd in Points; Athanatos is 7th ThinkTank lead the league in Goals; Lemur is 2nd; Wang is 4th; Hilder is 6th Athanatos finished 2nd in Assists Longrod lead the league in +/-; ThinkTank is 3rd O'Bourke finished 2nd in PIM; Windros Jr is 3rd; Picklechips is 4th; The Crushinator is 7th; Stats is 8th Orphansbane finished 5th in Wins; Pepperdick & Yokozuna are 7th Orphansbane finished 4th in GAA; Yokozuna is 7th Orphansbane finished 4th in SV% Transaction News 2/7/24 -- CHI gets: Solomon Pepperdick 2/7/24 -- WSH gets: Brandon Saad 2/15/24 -- ANA gets: 2024 1st Round Pick, 2 prospects 2/15/24 -- SJS gets: Emerson Etem (85 OVR), a prospect 2/27/25 -- BOS gets: 2024 3rd Round Pick, a prospect 2/27/25 -- CHI gets: Brad Marchand (84 OVR) 3/6/24 -- NYR gets: Kevin Shattenkirk (83 OVR) 3/6/24 -- STL gets: 2024 3rd Round Pick, Carter Ashton (79 OVR) Injury Report CHI -- S. Pepperdick is out with a concussion. Expected return is 5/10/24 OTT -- S. Satonaka is out for the season with an MCL Sprain VAN -- J. Helar is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown  Comments Pepperdick gets dealt to Chicago, and doesn't improve them much. Gallant propels Calgary into the playoffs McDavid finally is reaching his potential in Buffalo Potentially yet another Norris for Athanatos? That could be the only goon award http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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25 min a night and 8 PIMs on the year. Studly.
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Aw man, 1 goal shy of 50, cmon Wang put Wang on the 1st line Hitch! If you are somehow still alive.
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