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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
drat it, New York, I said "please get warm," not "please melt my face off."

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Ex machina sucked terribly. Not nearly enough T/A for hownfucking slow it was

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

air conditioner status: shoved in my window going full blast

suck my carbon footprint from the back

air conditioner status: not needed, see fig 1

fig 1

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

air conditioner status: not needed, see fig 1

fig 1


Lol loving Colorado.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Met up with a Tinder match at Starbucks today, and hung out for about 3 hours talking, and made plans for Tuesday.

And she brought her dogge. A German Shepard/Poodle mix, and it was super chill.

It was a good afternoon :dogge:

edit: Whoever mentioned the Hardcore History podcast in GiP, thank you. I'm on episode 3 of the WWI mini-series, and it's loving fantastic. I've gotten through about 8 hours worth of podcast over 2 days doing random poo poo around the house, and I've learned a whole lot about a period in history I was seriously lacking knowledge on.

pkells fucked around with this message at 02:02 on May 11, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Tuesday plans include her awesome dogge, right???

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
The dogge can watch.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

drat it, New York, I said "please get warm," not "please melt my face off."

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pkells posted:

And she brought her dogge. A German Shepard/Poodle mix, and it was super chill.


i had to look up what a german shoodle would look like



then i saw in the google results a german shep/pomeranian mix



some pro level mutts right there

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i had to look up what a german shoodle would look like



poor doggie :sigh:


quote:

then i saw in the google results a german shep/pomeranian mix



some pro level mutts right there

:kimchi:

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
It was more like:



Either way, he loved his belly rubs

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Mike-o posted:

The dogge can watch.

I swore that story from SA came from GIP right? Where the dude was loving some chick and went to her place unannounced where her dog was humping her and she asked if he would jump in?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
ahahahah, what the gently caress

Goons

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:dogbutton:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:stare:

And that's why you don't show up unannounced.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I swore that story from SA came from GIP right? Where the dude was loving some chick and went to her place unannounced where her dog was humping her and she asked if he would jump in?

Did he?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

What is an air conditioner?

With highs in the mid 70 and lows in the high 40 in the bay area, all I need is my ceiling fan.

Smdftb while im stuck in traffic

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Spicy Guacamole posted:

:stare:

And that's why you don't show up unannounced.

Maybe she shouldn't be loving dogs :shrug:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Spicy Guacamole posted:

:stare:

And that's why you don't enlist.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

Maybe she shouldn't be loving dogs :shrug:
Yeah, but still.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

It's definitely from SA 50/50 it came from GIP I'll do some creative searching later

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Ex machina sucked terribly. Not nearly enough T/A for hownfucking slow it was

gently caress you that movie was good and you]re dumb

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Spicy Guacamole posted:

drat it, New York, I said "please get warm," not "please melt my face off."

I love the Non-Urban northeast a lot, but one thing that pisses me off is the inevitable Winter-Week long spring warmup-Late two weeks of winter (LOOKING AT YOU MARCH)-One week of perfect weather in the 70s and no humidity-straight to 85 and humid.

Every loving year.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

SquirrelyPSU posted:

I love the Non-Urban northeast a lot, but one thing that pisses me off is the inevitable Winter-Week long spring warmup-Late two weeks of winter (LOOKING AT YOU MARCH)-One week of perfect weather in the 70s and no humidity-straight to 85 and humid.

Every loving year.

this year's was weird as hell- the winter did a loving number on the trees and stuff, and the leaves just started sprouting a week ago.

but yeah we had like one day in the 50/60s and now its in the 80s and humid every day.

this summer may be a bad one.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Please ensure Roscoe will have adequate cooling :ohdear:

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this summer may be a bad one.

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm going to get my lesson about living in the armpit of the Susquehenna this year.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol sucks for you guys sometimes I'm like boy this 60 degrees is too cold what do you mean I need a spring jacket or this 90 degrees is too hot guess I'll turn my ceiling fan on but then I remember the (sometimes seasonally) poo poo weather everywhere else in this country. And I have PTSD from Great Lakes in the winter holy gently caress how do you even live in a place that gets like that by choice

I guess I just don't get these cities in the U.S. that had a purpose, maybe, long ago yet are still in existence


What I'm saying is wearing silkies year round all the time rules :dogge:

:feelsgood:

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 04:16 on May 11, 2015

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Spicy Guacamole posted:

:stare:

And that's why you don't show up unannounced.

"And that's why you always leave a note."

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Are you people bitching about temps in the 80's? :wtf:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Norm MacDonald hasn't given a single gently caress in decades, even when it costs him lucrative career opportunities. He takes the piss out of everyone. I loving love him

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Reign Of Pain posted:

Are you people bitching about temps in the 80's? :wtf:

80's aren't bad at all. It's just mad early for it to be in the 80's here.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
id love some 80 degree weather

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Norm is still funny, saw his standup act a couple weeks back, he is old and fat but he still knows how to tell a good joke.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Reign Of Pain posted:

Are you people bitching about temps in the 80's? :wtf:
When the temperature suddenly jumps from the 50's into the 80's, that's loving hot because you've had no time to adjust to it. It's like when you're in the middle of a desert and it's upwards of 100°F during the day, but it drops into the 70's at night. You freeze your dick off because the difference in temperature is so great and so sudden.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I have central air so I don't care what the world is like outside

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

It's definitely from SA 50/50 it came from GIP I'll do some creative searching later

I'm vaguely thinking it was in the e/n breakup thread.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

It's definitely from SA 50/50 it came from GIP I'll do some creative searching later

I'm pretty sure it was IDR

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Pretty sure IDR was actually getting hosed by his tranny girlfriend

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm pretty sure it was IDR

Yeah I think it was an IDR bullshit story.

Remember his, "I've dealt with crazy chicks," bullshit? I'm pretty sure that was one alongside his "girl" that took a poo poo on his "bed".

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Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

bengy81 posted:

Norm is still funny, saw his standup act a couple weeks back, he is old and fat but he still knows how to tell a good joke.

I saw him around Christmas time this past year. He was on stage for almost 2 hours and funny as hell. I highly suggest listening to his podcast as well.

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI

:nws:

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