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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
idr sounds right, dogfuckkin is his speed

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

elite_garbage_man posted:

making moms on mothers day

Was gonna say something like this. gently caress it, I'll say it anyway.

No potential mother left behind!

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Just got around to watching 2Guns. Movie was ok, but holy poo poo Paula Patton. :eyepop: :vince:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

If that goon didn’t say "I always knew your where a bitch", proceeded to drop the mike and walk the gently caress out of there, then I don’t know what he is doing alive.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pjr9y0oTt8

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
that biker is a loving dip poo poo

speaking of wrecking automobiles, I'm watching fast and furious 7.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 08:56 on May 11, 2015

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
The insurance companies are going to have fun with that one! Motorcyclist is cursing them for blocking the intersection then guns it to prove a point. Car driver acts like any reasonable person would when they realize, "Welp I'm the rear end in a top hat blocking the intersection," and tries to move out of the way. Legally, the car was in the wrong being in the intersection, but the motorcyclist is a god drat retard.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

I'm already tired of summer, it's going to be in the mid 90s for the next two days and humid as gently caress.



:nws::nws::nws:
http://i.imgur.com/AWC5vFH.gif
http://i.imgur.com/mDzt2WE.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PqfU4Le.gif
http://i.imgur.com/ATrbr3d.gif
http://i.imgur.com/ptmlXOQ.gif
http://i.imgur.com/lrrBI7g.gif
:nws::nws::nws:

edit: I guess spoilered img nws is too nws ~ I will protect you from unnecessary discussions with your employer.

bij fucked around with this message at 11:05 on May 11, 2015

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

This old drunk chick wants to rape me.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Depends, is it mild or merely decrepit

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Rough Lobster posted:

Depends, is it mild or merely decrepit

She was as using the wrong end of her pen to try to sign her tab.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

This old drunk chick wants to rape me.

If she's decent looking enough, gently caress it hit that poo poo.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

that COTA bus should have finished off the motorcyclist imho

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

If she's decent looking enough, gently caress it hit that poo poo.

Picture a 1988 cavalier.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Picture a 1988 cavalier.

She paid for her own drinks, you better show her a good time, son

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
People aren't even trying with that poo poo meme anymore

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
jet fuel cant melt steel memes


Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/mobile/m/mad_max_fury_road/

Sitting at 100% right now. I'm so pumped for this.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, poo poo, that comes out this week! Can't wait for flamethrower guitars.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Ckwiesr posted:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/mobile/m/mad_max_fury_road/

Sitting at 100% right now. I'm so pumped for this.

I'm hard.

I need to re watch the old ones.

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

USMC503 posted:

I'm hard.

I need to re watch the old ones.

Snagged em on amazon for like 15 bucks a few months ago.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
:nws:

http://gfycat.com/ZanyPracticalHoki

https://gfycat.com/PrestigiousMedicalGoitered

:nws:

ded fucked around with this message at 21:58 on May 11, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



:vince:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:barf:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6DGu4xLJY

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlF0h1qMoI

:colbert:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGbXHc-Ce0

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


you failed to deliver on sunday :colbert:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
not what i was told

:q:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

So zoomed in I'm not sure if it qualifies as "Giger-esque" or "an anatomy diagram"

How the hell is this eight and a half minutes long?

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 22:43 on May 11, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



:nallears:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

not what i was told

:q:

:vince:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I'm a little confused right now because I'm really craving a chocolate covered banana.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'm a little confused right now because I'm really craving a chocolate covered banana.
:a2m:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.










:eyepop:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

i thought bears were suppose to be hairy :confused:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A recruiter on Linkedin was nice enough to send me a rejection letter today. I wish more places had the courtesy to tell you no, since I could clear that company's info out of my applications tracking sheet.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A recruiter on Linkedin was nice enough to send me a rejection letter today. I wish more places had the courtesy to tell you no, since I could clear that company's info out of my applications tracking sheet.

when you say recruiter i get confused because i am not at the stage in life where i am dealing with career recruiters and i only know one type of recruiter

but ya i agree with you

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