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swimming anime
Jan 4, 2006

Gortarius posted:

You got it pal.



EDIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pe7BN4Zhxo

Here is a clip from a comedy RPG "Grandia 2" that we have all studied well to get the tone for Barkley 2 just right.

What's that? It's supposed to be serious? Oh.

What I take away from that is that there will be the following in barkeley 2:

a powerful attack that involves a meteor hitting tir na nog from space

bosses who explode and disintegrate in a huge slow manner

cam clarke as the voice of xjam

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

swimming anime posted:

What I take away from that is that there will be the following in barkeley 2:

a powerful attack that involves a meteor hitting tir na nog from space

bosses who explode and disintegrate in a huge slow manner

cam clarke as the voice of xjam

XJAM is voiced by Terry Crews.

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Will Barkley 2 be seeing a Linux release? Sorry if this has already been answered.

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

slouch posted:

Will Barkley 2 be seeing a Linux release? Sorry if this has already been answered.

From what I recall, it will be released exclusively for Ubuntu TV.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

slouch posted:

Will Barkley 2 be seeing a Linux release? Sorry if this has already been answered.

Yeah, I believe it was one of the stretch goals or something.

I believe the process with GM:studio is that you open the project in GMS and press the "make linux" button and then it sends the game to Ubuntu Software Center. There may be a few more steps involved but that is the general idea I've gotten about it.

In other news one of the ToG henchmen has been toying around with shaders to make the game look as bad as possible. Unfortunately lens flares didn't make the cut... yet.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

slouch posted:

Will Barkley 2 be seeing a Linux release? Sorry if this has already been answered.

No, because no platform will see a release.

Punting
Sep 9, 2007
I am very witty: nit-witty, dim-witty, and half-witty.



This had better be a thing that happens in the game.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
Barkley 2 needs a screenshot feature that automatically artifacts the poo poo of of the image and adds incomprehensible impact font text.

Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Anonymous Robot posted:

Barkley 2 needs a screenshot feature that automatically artifacts the poo poo of of the image and adds incomprehensible impact font text.

This is a legit good idea that the devs should take note of.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Nanomashoes posted:

Mods I'm :toxx:ing myself please ban me if this game is released before Barkley 2.

My life is in your hands, ToG.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Anonymous Robot posted:

Barkley 2 needs a screenshot feature that automatically artifacts the poo poo of of the image and adds incomprehensible impact font text.

it should add it in helvetica neue and automatically post it to twitter and tag @UrbanCraziness

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Nanomashoes posted:

My life is in your hands, ToG.

I'm choosing to believe that that thread is a DwarfNet ARG, because the alternative is too chilling.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Modus Pwnens posted:

I'm choosing to believe that that thread is a DwarfNet ARG, because the alternative is too chilling.

What is this mysterious thread you speak of?

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Nanomashoes posted:

My life is in your hands, ToG.

When does this game come out

CBoyardee would you be interested in writing for GigaMaidens because I'd be glad to have you. Reply to this post if interested.

Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.
I fully support the idea of cboyardee doing the writing for GigaMaidens.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Treebeh posted:

I fully support the idea of cboyardee doing the writing for all vidcons, everywhere, forever.

ftfy

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
b-ball

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Gortarius posted:

What is this mysterious thread you speak of?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3717162

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Will Aleuts be represented in this game, or am I stuck playing Never Alone and Pillars of Eternity for my representation fix?

BambooEarpick
Sep 3, 2008
Hello and good evening.

I am not a current investor but I am very interested in your game. I would like to buy a copy. Problem is, it isn't out yet. I am also a poor person. How much money should I be saving to purchase your fine game and about when should I need the amount in full?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

BambooEarpick posted:

Hello and good evening.

I am not a current investor but I am very interested in your game. I would like to buy a copy. Problem is, it isn't out yet. I am also a poor person. How much money should I be saving to purchase your fine game and about when should I need the amount in full?

I'd reserve at least 100 bucks so you can get the deluxe version of dwarfnet. I don't know how much the barkley 2 peripheral program will cost though.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

BambooEarpick posted:

Hello and good evening.

I am not a current investor but I am very interested in your game. I would like to buy a copy. Problem is, it isn't out yet. I am also a poor person. How much money should I be saving to purchase your fine game and about when should I need the amount in full?

Depends what currency you use. To get the most bang for your buck, I suggest mining up those bitcoins.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

BambooEarpick posted:

Hello and good evening.

I am not a current investor but I am very interested in your game. I would like to buy a copy. Problem is, it isn't out yet. I am also a poor person. How much money should I be saving to purchase your fine game and about when should I need the amount in full?

We'll only make a total of 10 copies and sell them over eBay as collectors items, demanding outrageous sums for them. If you aren't part of the 1% then forget it.


Here are some bad vidios I maked. They are a... heh... "waste" of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXkPcTzRtQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2SUzOxMNa0

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
all jokes about garbage aside, good as hell as they may be, is this game going to have any brighter, more colorful areas? i know it doesnt really fit the post-cyberpocalypse "thing" but since you have a really good art human on your team i'm hoping you let him draw something other than sludge and rust

EDIT: found the answer to my own question. thats the most pleasant swamp ive ever seen

HMS Boromir fucked around with this message at 10:38 on May 10, 2015

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Gortarius posted:

We'll only make a total of 10 copies and sell them over eBay as collectors items, demanding outrageous sums for them. If you aren't part of the 1% then forget it.


Here are some bad vidios I maked. They are a... heh... "waste" of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXkPcTzRtQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2SUzOxMNa0

I actually watch your videos in the hope of listening to more of chef boyardee's mellifluous tones.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

HMS Boromir posted:

all jokes about garbage aside, good as hell as they may be, is this game going to have any brighter, more colorful areas? i know it doesnt really fit the post-cyberpocalypse "thing" but since you have a really good art human on your team i'm hoping you let him draw something other than sludge and rust

EDIT: found the answer to my own question. thats the most pleasant swamp ive ever seen

It's still sludge and rust, but it's such pleasantly colorful sludge and rust!

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Freakazoid_ posted:

I actually watch your videos in the hope of listening to more of chef boyardee's mellifluous tones.

I think I've already exhausted most of the non-WIP bakely toots.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It seems like a 2017 release date might not be out of the question.

Have you tried working smarter not harder?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

nopantsjack posted:

It seems like a 2017 release date might not be out of the question.

Have you tried working smarter not harder?

The problem is that we are very stupid.

On a positive note the elusive and mysterious gz of Potato Chaos fame is back in action and is picking up the slack down at ToG HQ.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


GZ is tops in my book. Everyone should play Vidiot Game.

Bisse
Jun 26, 2005

nopantsjack posted:

It seems like a 2017 release date might not be out of the question.

Have you tried working smarter not harder?
No but we have tried Drugs. Have you tried Drugs. You should try Drugs.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
drug addicted idiots are making this game. no other dev studio understands their market so well

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bisse posted:

No but we have tried Drugs. Have you tried Drugs. You should try Drugs.

That gives me an idea. BRB changing my IRL name to "Drugs".

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Continuing in the proud Richard Garriott tradition

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Bisse posted:

No but we have tried Drugs. Have you tried Drugs. You should try Drugs.

Have you tried new Drugs or new combinations of the old Drugs?

ToG's has my favourite PR strategy by the way

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Chef Boyardee's music appears in some Million Dollar Extreme sketches, will the MDE boys be contributing anything to this fine title?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
I wonder if we could get Dan McNeely to voice X1.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Are cyberdwarves stereotypically Scottish or are they Jewish as Tolkien intended?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Chas McGill posted:

Are cyberdwarves stereotypically Scottish or are they Jewish as Tolkien intended?

Are you talking about Cyberdwarves or Cyberdwarfs?

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Zombie Squared
Feb 16, 2007



Will we be able to cyber a dwarf over dwarfnet in the final release??

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