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sicDaniel: May 10, 2009

Sometimes I like being wrong about football. Like when I assume Schalke will beat Köln.

# ? May 10, 2015 18:35

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 11:23

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Congrats FC. There was much less of a ruckus downtown than I expected, I guess there wasn't really much doubt within the fanbase. Really solid season from them, I'm curious to see what they'll do with the ~15m they'll earn in transfer fees this summer.

# ? May 10, 2015 20:55

Pand: Apr 1, 2011; Jogi Maldito

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/626778/artikel_heldt-droht-mit-personellen-konsequenzen.html

Nice meltdown and all that.

# ? May 10, 2015 21:08

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Keller in imo

# ? May 10, 2015 21:39

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

All das Trara, nur um Keller mit dem italienischen Keller zu ersetzen.

# ? May 10, 2015 21:42

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Although Keller got Schalke to a CL-spot at least.

# ? May 10, 2015 21:43

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

What's all this about Boateng and Sam being released by Schalke?

# ? May 11, 2015 13:18

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

Gigi Galli posted:

What's all this about Boateng and Sam being released by Schalke?

Fired for being poo poo.

# ? May 11, 2015 13:19

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

MrBling posted:

Fired for being poo poo.

If this is true that owns.

# ? May 11, 2015 13:23

AlexF: Jul 12, 2006; Gross!

It's Walking Dead's black highlander rule applied to soccer.

Can you imagine if they'd fire 1860 players for being poo poo. There'd be no one left. Not.a.single.one.

# ? May 11, 2015 13:27

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Hahahaha it is true! Whoever made that decision is excellent.

# ? May 11, 2015 13:36

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Shameful display of racism by Schalke there

# ? May 11, 2015 13:42

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

This is hilarious, Sam hardly even played this year. Not that I'm a big fan of his but how can you blame him lol

# ? May 11, 2015 13:48

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

This never would've happened under Big Jens Keller

# ? May 11, 2015 13:52

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

Gigi Galli posted:

Hahahaha it is true! Whoever made that decision is excellent.

Horst Heldt warned there would be consequences if they (the team) didn't improve.
A third player has been suspended from training and matches for the rest of the season.

MrBling fucked around with this message at 14:06 on May 11, 2015

# ? May 11, 2015 13:53

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Lol no way. When do you ever see players getting released for being poo poo

# ? May 11, 2015 13:55

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Höger has not been let go, but is suspended until further notice.

They all looked unmotivated as gently caress in training as far as I know. It's been that way for months.

Keller in imo.

# ? May 11, 2015 14:05

Pand: Apr 1, 2011; Jogi Maldito

lmao they actually did it.

# ? May 11, 2015 15:05

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Manager Horst Heldt am Montagmittag: "Das Vertrauensverh�ltnis zu Boateng und Sam war nicht mehr gegeben. Es gibt von dieser Ma�nahme kein Zur�ck mehr. Sidney hatte leider mit vielen Verletzungen zu k�mpfen. Aber seine K�rpersprache hilft uns nicht, da ist keine positive Energie." Sam best�tigte Heldts Eindruck bei seinem Abgang vom Trainingsgel�nde umgehend. Gegen�ber einem Fan �u�erte er offene Kritik an Mitspieler Roman Neust�dter ("Roman spielt nur einfache B�lle") und mutma�te gar: "Vielleicht ist der Trainer schuld."

# ? May 11, 2015 15:48

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Katana Gomai posted:

Manager Horst Heldt am Montagmittag: "Das Vertrauensverh�ltnis zu Boateng und Sam war nicht mehr gegeben. Es gibt von dieser Ma�nahme kein Zur�ck mehr. Sidney hatte leider mit vielen Verletzungen zu k�mpfen. Aber seine K�rpersprache hilft uns nicht, da ist keine positive Energie." Sam best�tigte Heldts Eindruck bei seinem Abgang vom Trainingsgel�nde umgehend. Gegen�ber einem Fan �u�erte er offene Kritik an Mitspieler Roman Neust�dter ("Roman spielt nur einfache B�lle") und mutma�te gar: "Vielleicht ist der Trainer schuld."

god drat

# ? May 11, 2015 16:07

Wengy: Feb 6, 2008

Katana Gomai posted:

Manager Horst Heldt am Montagmittag: "Das Vertrauensverh�ltnis zu Boateng und Sam war nicht mehr gegeben. Es gibt von dieser Ma�nahme kein Zur�ck mehr. Sidney hatte leider mit vielen Verletzungen zu k�mpfen. Aber seine K�rpersprache hilft uns nicht, da ist keine positive Energie." Sam best�tigte Heldts Eindruck bei seinem Abgang vom Trainingsgel�nde umgehend. Gegen�ber einem Fan �u�erte er offene Kritik an Mitspieler Roman Neust�dter ("Roman spielt nur einfache B�lle") und mutma�te gar: "Vielleicht ist der Trainer schuld."

You left out the best part:

Derweil kommentierte Boateng sein Aus gegen�ber zwei Anh�ngern, die um ein gemeinsames Foto baten, lakonisch: "Ihr habt Gl�ck, das ist das letzte Bild mit mir."

# ? May 11, 2015 16:44

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Sam just needed more service

# ? May 11, 2015 16:46

Infected: Oct 17, 2012; Salt Incarnate

I for one, am totally okay with Schalke committing ritual suicide.

# ? May 11, 2015 16:54

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

# ? May 11, 2015 17:01

General Probe: Dec 28, 2004; Has this been done before?; Soiled Meat

Loved the ambitious prediction from this week's kicktipps that Dortmund were going to beat Hertha 20-0.

# ? May 11, 2015 17:08

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Healbot posted:

Höger has not been let go, but is suspended until further notice.

They all looked unmotivated as gently caress in training as far as I know. It's been that way for months.

Keller in imo.

I respect this decision.

# ? May 11, 2015 17:18

nippythefish: Nov 20, 2007; FEED ME SNAKES

General Probe posted:

Loved the ambitious prediction from this week's kicktipps that Dortmund were going to beat Hertha 20-0.

He still got 2 points off of it, too.

nippythefish fucked around with this message at 08:34 on May 12, 2015

# ? May 12, 2015 08:32

Myron: Jul 13, 2009

There can only be... six! Schalke is officially the most racicest club in the BL now.

Good riddance to Boateng and Sam. Sam practically never played, Boateng has never been good for more than one half maybe and has been utter shite for months now. Kinda sucks about H�ger, he's a decent sub for various positions, but he's pals with Boateng so it might be for the best to get rid of him too. So much poo poo went on this season, so many terrible games, but we're still gonna finish above Dortmund lol.

# ? May 12, 2015 08:50

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

General Probe posted:

Loved the ambitious prediction from this week's kicktipps that Dortmund were going to beat Hertha 20-0.

I fatfingered a 2-0 tipp and was to lazy to correct it. RIP, those two points...

# ? May 12, 2015 18:40

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Good luck to you Bayerns, they say hope dies last.

# ? May 12, 2015 19:46

elbkaida: Jan 13, 2008; Look!

Myron posted:

we're still gonna finish above Dortmund lol.

Got to beat Paderborn first! :madmax:

# ? May 12, 2015 19:47

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

antidote posted:

All said Bayern is still the best.

well said op

# ? May 12, 2015 21:47

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Loving this Sky Konferenz full of failing teams already. Everyone's so salty and it's only going to get better after today.

Huub Stevens :salt:

# ? May 16, 2015 14:11

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Duisburg and Bielefeld got promoted to 2. Liga, hooray for NRW teams :getin:

# ? May 16, 2015 14:24

Redczar: Nov 9, 2011

Dortmund scored on in 42 seconds. It keeps happening

Redczar fucked around with this message at 14:36 on May 16, 2015

# ? May 16, 2015 14:31

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

MORE LIKE KACKAR for fucks sake

# ? May 16, 2015 14:43

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Boafail
Failateng

Take your pick

# ? May 16, 2015 15:04

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Katana Gomai posted:

Boafail
Failateng

Take your pick

The goal was 95% Schweini's fault.

# ? May 16, 2015 15:17

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Maybe, but he fell over again, as he does

# ? May 16, 2015 15:19

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 11:23

Tahirovic: Feb 25, 2009; Fun Shoe

This could be a good day, Stuttgard, Bremen and Paderborn getting points and Hamburg not, there's still hope for monday games for them!

# ? May 16, 2015 15:19

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