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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Just looks a bit like a trifle with a base. It looks like it's just cream, bananas, jam and biscuit.

Would.

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Just looks a bit like a trifle with a base. It looks like it's just cream, bananas, jam and biscuit.

Would.
The cream is beaver jizz and the jam is placenta. Still it's the bananas that are gross.

I was raised by capuchin monkeys so maybe I'm just sick of bananas in general though.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010





Why?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

I'm guessing lack of cookware. On the other hand the heat conductivity must be poo poo. He would have more luck heating straight in the can.

Or it's probably just drunk people.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

biopanda posted:

How about some traditional Finnish "cuisine":



the gently caress is that, poop with milk?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

cowboythreespeech posted:

the gently caress is that, poop with milk?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4mmi?
How do I umlaut in the Awful app?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Not what edible bowl means!

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Would this even work with an induction stove?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
That's not an induction stove, it's just an electric heating element under the glass. No, it wouldn't work with an induction stove.

Probably not so good with an electric one, either...

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

So is the white stuff potatoes or something? What exactly is wrong?

It's not really wrong, just incredibly tacky.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


this is the worst thing in the entire thread

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wanamingo posted:

It's not really wrong, just incredibly tacky.

Send all your tacky food this way, then. I'll take it.

biopanda
Sep 28, 2007

cowboythreespeech posted:

the gently caress is that, poop with milk?

Not very far off, strangely enough. I mean it's not terrible or anything, but you just can't possibly make something like that look appetizing at all.

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Jan 29, 2015

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I can't stop laughing at this.

This is art

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Man, if I was at someone's house and they served something as tacky as a banana split dessert casserole I'd drop my pants and poo poo right on the table before burning the whole place to the ground

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

biopanda posted:

How about some traditional Finnish "cuisine":



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA slightly nsfw

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

FlyinPingu posted:

this is the worst thing in the entire thread

Well yeah but just because nobody's mentioned Fazoli's yet. I ate there once for lunch because I was in a hurry and starving and it was the closest thing to me and my meal tasted like apartheid

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

biopanda posted:

How about some traditional Finnish "cuisine":



You can't convince me that's not straight up diarrhea.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Well yeah but just because nobody's mentioned Fazoli's yet. I ate there once for lunch because I was in a hurry and starving and it was the closest thing to me and my meal tasted like apartheid

It's generic pasta and sauce. It's absolutely low tier but far from some travesty. It's mostly the same as olive garden but less pretentious.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

I think I overcooked my steak tonight guys :( I spent so long on it too.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Digital_Jesus posted:

I think I overcooked my steak tonight guys :( I spent so long on it too.



Cut it open and take an inside shot and this is still a solid "might" for me.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Looks overcooked but since that was smoked it's probably delicious bark instead of outright burnt meat.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Digital_Jesus posted:

I think I overcooked my steak tonight guys :( I spent so long on it too.



It's Burnt End. Eat the gently caress out of that thing.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Light Gun Man posted:

Cut it open and take an inside shot and this is still a solid "might" for me.



:ohdear:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Would, most def

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Upgraded to hell yes would.

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
Put that on a sandwich and I would all night long.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Hell yeah would eat.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Is this like that thing where someone posts a picture of themselves in an ugly people thread so they will get praise and attention?! :colbert:

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

OctoberBlues posted:

Is this like that thing where someone posts a picture of themselves in an ugly people thread so they will get praise and attention?! :colbert:

Yes :colbert:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Carry on then, because that does in fact look delicious.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Hello, Pizza Hitler here,

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hello, Pizza Hitler here,



There

ARE

N O

R U L E S

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
My brother's old violin teacher was known to do things like pick up live black ants from the ground and add them to his pizza just before taking a bite.

He was from Hong Kong, which doesn't have a tradition of eating live bugs as far as I know. I think he just enjoyed freaking out students.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hello, Pizza Hitler here,



just some scorpions grubbin on some cheese pizza, not seeing anything weird here

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Alouicious posted:

There

ARE

N O

R U L E S

Don't test me son, I have been to the pizza dimension

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hello, Pizza Hitler here,



without the stingers they kinda look like land shrimps

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Don't test me son, I have been to the pizza dimension



Those are what I think they are, aren't they.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Don't test me son, I have been to the pizza dimension



The historic first pizza rule

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Don't test me son, I have been to the pizza dimension



How does this work though, how do they not melt instantly even if added post-baking

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