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congrats
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# ? May 9, 2015 06:45 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:congrats Um, that's not her. Do they all look alike to you
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# ? May 9, 2015 08:06 |
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Detective Thompson posted:Us white people seem to have problems telling just how old black people are, anyway. And Hispanic people. And Asian people.
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# ? May 9, 2015 15:57 |
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Y'know, as I travel around over the years I sometimes I feel like I miss growing up in Anne Arundel county a little bit. Then I see things like this and decide, y'know, maybe I won't move back. Better to not have my nuts bitten by a cop.
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# ? May 12, 2015 11:17 |
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7th January 2014 5th May 2015
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# ? May 12, 2015 17:05 |
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Yeah, an 'accident'. Now we know how Aldi keeps its prices so low.
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:08 |
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Why are the cops wearing masks?
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:12 |
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Chicken Butt posted:Why are the cops wearing masks? They probably work undercover and don't want anyone to recognize them later.
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:54 |
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That and I wouldn't be surprised if breathing masks are involved in their rigs as well. Because when you're dealing with substances that effect you by inhaling them day in and day out, you kinda want protection.
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# ? May 12, 2015 19:42 |
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Skinny King Pimp posted:They probably work undercover and don't want anyone to recognize them later. So why are they even in the picture then?
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# ? May 12, 2015 20:03 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:And Hispanic people. And Asian people. To be fair, we Asians and Pacific Islanders just age well. Keanu is in his fifties, iirc.
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# ? May 12, 2015 20:13 |
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Wait. Keanu Reeves is part Asian? Next you'll be telling me Ben Kingsley is part Indian. Seriously, though. White people just seem to age worse than every other ethnicity. I don't know if it's our vulnerability to the sun or what. 22 Eargesplitten has a new favorite as of 20:40 on May 12, 2015 |
# ? May 12, 2015 20:37 |
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quote:Incident: Lufthansa A321 near Istanbul on May 10th 2015, sounds of barking dogs with no indication of a hydraulic problem
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:04 |
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Source? No? Okay.
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:09 |
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quote:Indecent: C. M. Kruger, SometingAwful.com on May 12th 2015, sounds of barking dogs with no indication of post.
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:29 |
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Captain_Person posted:Make sure you read this one to the very end. Sadly, I believed this one up until the baby alligator part. That was just too Florida to be real.
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:53 |
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# ? May 12, 2015 22:35 |
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I must be missing something. Cute pic, normal-sounding headlines ...?
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# ? May 12, 2015 23:06 |
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Something about the Doctor headline just got me.
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# ? May 12, 2015 23:24 |
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Are they saying that everyone over 40 should wear kitten heels? Ok, I guess...
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# ? May 12, 2015 23:29 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:Incident: Lufthansa A321 near Istanbul on May 10th 2015, sounds of barking dogs with no indication of a hydraulic problem The hydraulic pressure balancing systems on Airbuses do sound like a dog barking, according to an in-flight magazine I once read. You can usually hear them while the plane's taxiing before takeoff.
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:37 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Seriously, though. White people just seem to age worse than every other ethnicity. I don't know if it's our vulnerability to the sun or what. Counter point: Johnny Depp
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# ? May 13, 2015 02:31 |
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# ? May 13, 2015 02:47 |
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swampland posted:Counter point: Johnny Depp And Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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# ? May 13, 2015 03:30 |
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I'm pretty sure Helen Mirren has made a contract with some description of dark god, too.
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# ? May 13, 2015 03:42 |
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Darth Walrus posted:I'm pretty sure Helen Mirren has made a contract with some description of dark god, too. And Jennifer Aniston
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# ? May 13, 2015 05:49 |
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Matt Dillon taught the trick to Heather Graham on the set of Drugstore Cowboy.
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# ? May 13, 2015 05:56 |
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My ex (who at 40 still looks 22) always said he had Dick Clark Syndrome. Kids these days don't know what that means.
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# ? May 13, 2015 15:22 |
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Turns out that celebrities with access to trainers, nutritionists, skin treatments, and plastic surgery age "better" than us plebs
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# ? May 13, 2015 15:30 |
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Darth Walrus posted:I'm pretty sure Helen Mirren has made a contract with some description of dark god, too. Goosed it. posted:And Jennifer Aniston Having children ages you terribly, it seems.
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# ? May 13, 2015 17:19 |
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Man sneezes out dart stuck up nose for 44 years
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# ? May 13, 2015 18:59 |
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loving hell.
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# ? May 13, 2015 19:12 |
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The other story linked there is crazy too. Mystery man slaps shoppers around head for sneezing
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# ? May 13, 2015 21:04 |
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Are they connected?
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# ? May 13, 2015 22:12 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Are they connected? IDK maybe he was trying to help them knock toy darts out of their noses.
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# ? May 13, 2015 22:19 |
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Kitsch! posted:Having children ages you terribly, it seems. Meryl Streep has also aged really well, and she has kids.
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# ? May 13, 2015 23:13 |
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I actually just looked it up and Johnny Depp is the same age as my dad while looking maybe 5-10 years older than me. Weird.
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# ? May 13, 2015 23:22 |
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swampland posted:I actually just looked it up and Johnny Depp is the same age as my dad while looking maybe 5-10 years older than me. Weird. Scarves make anyone look younger.
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:22 |
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Back on track with weird news stories... Florida Man Turns Himself In For Murdering Imaginary Friend
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# ? May 14, 2015 01:19 |
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Ozz81 posted:Back on track with weird news stories... Also fake: https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/598256111360311296
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