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EngineerSean posted:mystery oven and fridge appear out of loving nowhere, i'm beginning to wonder if this is as photorealistic as I once thought they were cut off by the fourth wall in earlier shots.
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Applewhite posted:they were cut off by the fourth wall in earlier shots. can we go with the LSD or Ambien-induced hallucination theory instead?
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PotatoManJack posted:>Tell him the girl on the couch wanted him to touch her all over with his greasy oily gloveless fingers  You begin to offer Emily Cutemeyer's corpse to the TCC Goon for sex, but he interrupts, apparently oblivious. TCC Goon: Amiibos. You know... ever since they came out I've been fascinated by them... Obsessed really. Amiibos. Many people are. And why wouldn't they be? After all Amiibos represent perfection... a perfection unattainable by our flawed human bodies. Amiibos are... complete... You understand what I'm talking about though, don't you? You're a completionist... like me. I can tell. Emily didn't understand. I tried to show her... tried to...complete her... The TCC Goon trails off, enraptured by the Mega Man Amiibo he's taken off your shelf without asking permission.
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May 14, 2015 04:31
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> Set nunchucks from stun to kill.
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May 14, 2015 04:36
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Use the nunchucks to do a Shooting Star Smash just like your favorite character Shouku Kimazaki did in the hit anime, Asuke the Falling Star.
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May 14, 2015 04:38
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holy poo poo he's touching our stuff and we've already got one ruined amiibo. rip his head off and jam it up his rear end it's not like they give you the char twice for two murders
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May 14, 2015 04:44
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Stash goon in colon pocket for later
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May 14, 2015 04:46
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Applewhite posted:
Get some sort of recording device like a phone or computer and ask him to repeat himself. Call the cops.
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May 14, 2015 04:47
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Distract/enrage him with your colonmiibo until the pizza arrives
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May 14, 2015 04:47
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high five your new bro for actually getting to touch Emily Cutemeyer
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May 14, 2015 04:49
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Make sure he's gone before the pizza arrives. That shits not for sharing. If you have to kill him then so be it.
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May 14, 2015 05:22
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Ask him if he wants to play with a "real" mega man. then kill him
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May 14, 2015 06:00
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Airstream Driver posted:Make sure he's gone before the pizza arrives. That shits not for sharing. If you have to kill him then so be it. No poo poo. Never share your pizza with the guy who murdered your crush.
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May 14, 2015 06:48
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Surreptitiously move one hand behind your back and slowly reach for the Wii Fit Trainer, just in case this is about to get real. You might have to squat a little to get in there.
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May 14, 2015 07:24
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Say you are going to fetch that weed you promised him but actually fetch your hanzo steel and attack him, he will obviously have his own hanzo steel so you end up in what should be a sweet katana duel but you both have no upper body strength or stamina so it's lame as poo poo
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May 14, 2015 12:30
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>Fucker stoner, taste my blade
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May 14, 2015 12:44
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Oh gently caress no. Dude doesn't touch Mega Man. NOBODY touches Mega Man. >Kill with extreme prejudice.
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May 14, 2015 13:20
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If this dude murdered our secret love we should seek revenge
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hemale in pain posted:If this dude murdered our secret love we should seek revenge And then ruined our toilet. That was definitely him.
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May 14, 2015 14:12
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Maybe the OP took a lot of Ambien and then filled the cabinet with candy to replace it then also killed that poor woman with whatever an amiibo is. The poop was probably there before the Ambien.
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May 14, 2015 15:31
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>Tackle TCC goon and smother him with your rank, corpulent body
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>Tell TCC goon that you get him, then start touching his butt in ironic yet passionate way.
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Also I feel OP will soon need all the energy he can get and the pizza isn't coming so it's probably high time to > Take the King Size CHOCO Bar from your pocket and eat it.
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May 14, 2015 16:23
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blainestereo posted:> Take the King Size CHOCO Bar from your pocket and eat it.
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Wow, who'd have thought we'd successfully be able to find another guy who murdered someone named Emily with an amiibo? Lucky us! >Tell Amiibo guy you're going to go get some more drugs; bar the door with something and call the police
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May 14, 2015 17:51
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loquacius posted:>Tell Amiibo guy you're going to go get some more drugs; bar the door with something and call the police
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May 14, 2015 18:01
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Call in a TFR or GiP Goon to kill the TCC Goon.
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> The TCC goon is clearly a kindred spirit, sharing your love of amiibos and also having an unrequited love for a girl named Emily. Abandon plan to frame him for her murder, and invite him to share your incoming Dominos pizza. Wait for a socially-appropriate moment to ask him for advice on how to deal with mystery corpse.
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May 14, 2015 18:07
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Quietly step out and leave the apt door ajar. Wait for the pizza guy to discover the bloody/lovely charnel house
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CaptainSarcastic posted:> The TCC goon is clearly a kindred spirit, sharing your love of amiibos and also having an unrequited love for a girl named Emily. Abandon plan to frame him for her murder, and invite him to share your incoming Dominos pizza. Wait for a socially-appropriate moment to ask him for advice on how to deal with mystery corpse. He's also killed more people than us. We need to catch up. Murder the pizza delivery guy.
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May 14, 2015 18:25
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> start recording when he's concentrating on the mega man. ask him to repeat that line about emily again
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May 14, 2015 18:55
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Use TCC goon to procure phenazepam then put the phen in your butts.
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May 14, 2015 19:41
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kill tcc goon and place body in hot car
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porkchop_express posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot car
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kill tcc goon and place body in hot carl
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May 14, 2015 20:13
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porkchop_express posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot car
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May 14, 2015 20:20
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Uranium 235 posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot carl
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Uranium 235 posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot carl
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Check kitchenette for more effective tools
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just slam your mighty bulk into him and fall on him until he suffocates
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