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Why do kleptomaniacs have trouble getting jokes? Because they always Take Things Literally Comix! Pooch Café  Yes, Grandma, that is a drawing of two dogs in fetish gear on the comics page right above Family Circus. Ballard Street  Lakefront property is expensive. Move five feet back and you're saving easily 10k a year.
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GorfZaplen posted:The Phantom The Phantom's wife works in the UN? What? Or is that not his wife? What's her job there?
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Mehuyael posted:The Phantom's wife works in the UN? What? Or is that not his wife? What's her job there? She always has. I think she's a translator.
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Evil Mastermind posted:She always has. I think she's a translator. Okay, that makes sense. I was afraid it'd turn out that The Phantom's family wasn't content with controlling the Jungle Patrol.
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RandomFerret posted:Ballard Street Ballard Street usually doesn't get me, but I laughed like a complete idiot at this. Now that is a boat launch! Just showed up on my FB feed, rantings from just this side of insanity:  I'll bet she's a blast a parties...
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I'll bet she's a blast a parties... "Hey everyone I brought a home made fruit salad!"
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Asserting working class interests in every context owns
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Evil Mastermind posted:She always has. I think she's a translator. Well, not 'always' considering that Diana Palmer started as a boxer before United Nations was even founded. But for decades, certainly. I wonder if she still could knock out a heavy weight world champion or if that's non-canon these days...
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I frikkin' LOVE Jane's World. It perfectly encapsulates the unique weirdness of lesbian interactions. These odd "I'll harshly judge you over impossibly tiny things just because they aren't currently hip" stabs are 100% accurate, as are the "I connected with you spiritually after one date let's move in together and then break up a week later" dramas. My old roommate and her wacky circle of lady friends made college super entertaining with sobbing tragedies, grueling armchair philosophies, and huge life-changing revelations that were all forgotten an hour later. Every evening I'd listen to updates on their love adventures. I would need a flow chart to even begin to grasp the complex structure of who was dating who's ex and hated this person because of the time they cheated on so-and-so but still loves what's-her-name even though she stole her Keurig but has a hidden crush on the-ugly-one. Forget Mexican soap operas, lesbians are the real deal. Mr.Chill fucked around with this message at 19:03 on May 13, 2015 |
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Countblanc posted:Asserting working class interests in every context owns She talks about it constantly though, like to the point of badgering. I know it's her thing and all, but if you read her FB pages it's just constant, constant, constant YAY PROLITARIAT, BOURGEOISIE GET hosed! I can't imagine what the conversation would be like, say, during shooting a game of pool, or playing some poker with her. "Christ Stephanie, will you just shut up and break?!"
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The triangle of balls represents the fortress of the upper classes, this cue ball is the righteous action that shall bring it crumbling down, and the cue is the force of our collective will! Watch as I redress class inequality!
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Piranha Club  Dick Tracy   Judge Parker   9 Chickweed Lane   Oh, so that's why Brooke's drawings look like rear end. Pibgorn  Pretty soon he'll have an impressive neckbeard just like Pibgorn.
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Aardmania posted:Piranha Club Gee, I wonder how this storyline will turn out. 
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Raskolnikov38 posted:"Hey everyone I brought a home made fruit salad!" 
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Skippy (March 14, 1928) Peanuts (May 15, 1968)  Mopey Pete's Presumed Summer Adventure (unless we're going to watch Les go to China and see his vanity project roll off the presses instead)!  Popeye  Meanwhile, Rip Haywire slowly tries to reboot his life. 
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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician Everett True! 
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Everett True wouldn't swear. And he wouldn't need any hired muscle.
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I feel like I might get fired just for clicking on that.
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EasyEW posted:Skippy (March 14, 1928)
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Dustin Steve Kelley should take up ghost writing for the Lockhorns Bleeker  This seems like it should be a cat joke. On the Fastrack  Everybody wants to be a bug. Safe Havens  Did mouseyboy come to that conclusion when watching his friends and family being toyed and tossed around by felines first? Recess  I always thought every shopping plaza could use an otherwordly dimension-engulfing vortex. Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 14, 2015 |
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Midnight Moth posted:Recess Man, how much do you suck when you're stealing Family Guy jokes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXkwqoEFB0w
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus Oh my God. EasyEW posted:Mopey Pete's Presumed Summer Adventure (unless we're going to watch Les go to China and see his vanity project roll off the presses instead)! I thought Mopey Pete's big plot twist had comics flying off the shelves. Like, there's nerd rage, sure, but nerds will rage about anything and meanwhile they're buying the comic like never before. Mopey Pete sure is a failure, I guess. Luann  You're both wieners. And who the hell puts "erotic" into a science report? The Amazing Spider-Man  Knowledge is passed down genetically, right? Sally Forth  Or maybe it's just a lovely book. It happens. The Heart of Juliet Jones 
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Evil Mastermind posted:Man, how much do you suck when you're stealing Family Guy jokes? http://www.theonion.com/graphic/shopper-takes-bizarre-journey-beyond-bed-bath-8766
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann This is really happening 
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Really Pants posted:Everett True wouldn't swear. And he wouldn't need any hired muscle. Ah, so this is Everett False.
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Julet Esqu posted:I thought Mopey Pete's big plot twist had comics flying off the shelves. Like, there's nerd rage, sure, but nerds will rage about anything and meanwhile they're buying the comic like never before. Mopey Pete sure is a failure, I guess. If Pete's not a professional failure, he's a personal one. You might've noticed he managed to panic attack himself out of his dream gig after his editors upped the ante on the gimmick he brought to them. Skippy (March 15, 1928)  Peanuts (May 16, 1968)  Let's See How Pete Manages To Screw This One Up  Popeye  Rip Haywire  Out Our Way (February 28-March 1, 1927)  
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann I'm guessing that the comic site comments are somehow spinning this against Tiffany.
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Jane's World Non Sequitur  Phoebe and Her Unicorn  Ok? That last panel breaking the 4th wall... there should there be a  there, right?Kliban's Cats  9 Chickweed Lane 5/14/2004  God Brooke, you hosed that dog up very nicely. Good job.  Zits  Kevin & Kell  
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Ballard Street usually doesn't get me, but I laughed like a complete idiot at this. Now that is a boat launch! Leadership is literally telling people what to do.
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Johnny Walker posted:Or The Onion. Or Adam Sandler -- he recycled the "Bed Bath & Beyond" joke in Click. This is a joke with some mileage on it.
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EasyEW posted:Skippy (March 15, 1928) I think this one needs an ole timey red and rover.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:9 Chickweed Lane 5/14/2004 In what I am sure is pure coincidence, that gif is exactly how my brain interpreted Brooke's wall of 
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Marc Connelly was a playwright and noted wit, Sir Oliver Lodge was an English physicist better known for studying the psychical and spiritual.
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goatface posted:Marc Connelly was a playwright and noted wit, Sir Oliver Lodge was an English physicist better known for studying the psychical and spiritual. And I'm assuming "give it the jeweler's lamp" means to peer closely at it, in the manner of a jeweler looking through a loupe ("lamps" for "eyes" is a bit of old-timey slang).
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