Yodzilla posted:

i'm pretty sure crysis 3 and ryse drove crytek into the goddamn ground (sadly)

duTrieux. posted:

it's okay to enjoy a thing every once in a while

Improbable Lobster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq47HIqQ-ao

Valtaherra posted:

duTrieux. posted:

it's okay to enjoy a thing every once in a while

pfs Write posted:

Valeyard posted:

jesus, my auntie is over visiting (she moved to south africa) and she is talking about how the south africans (read: black people) "arent fit to lace my boots" and is complaining because "they get paid more"

please send a nuke

Valtaherra posted:

Kenny Logins posted:

"juche?!" stymie stymies in the door and just keeps stymieing, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he stymies against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's stymieing at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm an secular statist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

Bluemillion posted:

Reggie owns so god damned much that sometimes I can't even believe it.

cheese-cube posted:

lol, who originally posted that? i need to update yospos.rtf

edit: oh lol i forgot the forums had search http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=428896976#post428896976 thankyou kenny loggins

Chris Knight posted:

super rare misprint pepes

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Valtaherra posted:

ol qwerty bastard posted:

the trick to enjoying things is that you have to loudly state how much you hate other people who enjoy the same things

"sure i like watching doctor who, but i'm not like a fan or anything; those people are the worst"

bonus points if you use gbs buzzword "insufferable" to describe them

Phone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbvzyY1FKr0

graph posted:

Valtaherra posted:

Elder Postsman posted:

man i get really fuckin worried every time i have to stop under an overpass because poo poo like this



happens way too often

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

quote:

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.

’Twas about seven o’clock at night,
And the wind it blew with all its might,
And the rain came pouring down,
And the dark clouds seem’d to frown,
And the Demon of the air seem’d to say-
“I’ll blow down the Bridge of Tay.”

When the train left Edinburgh
The passengers’ hearts were light and felt no sorrow,
But Boreas blew a terrific gale,
Which made their hearts for to quail,
And many of the passengers with fear did say-
“I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay.”

But when the train came near to Wormit Bay,
Boreas he did loud and angry bray,
And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.

So the train sped on with all its might,
And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sight,
And the passengers’ hearts felt light,
Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year,
With their friends at home they lov’d most dear,
And wish them all a happy New Year.

So the train mov’d slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.

As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o’er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,
And a passenger train from Edinburgh,
Which fill’d all the peoples hearts with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the passengers were sav’d to tell the tale
How the disaster happen’d on the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.

It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay,
Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.

duTrieux. posted:

it's okay to enjoy a thing every once in a while

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Wrong

ol qwerty bastard posted:

on the other hand sometimes when your bridges crumble you end up with funny situations

keyboard vomit posted:

Riptor posted:

Johnny Johnny, yes papa
Eating sugar ?, no papa
telling lies ?, no papa